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DJB
08-09-2009, 09:59 PM
So here's some humor:


An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
are Celtics fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
then who do you support?'
'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad
was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?'
Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'


:toast
Culburn369
08-09-2009, 10:03 PM
Pete & Repeat went down to the Lake. Pete fell in...who was left?

tee, hee.
manufan10
08-09-2009, 10:14 PM
Pete & Repeat went down to the Lake. Pete fell in...who was left?

tee, hee.

Repeat. :D
Culburn369
08-09-2009, 10:19 PM
Ok, here's one from The Diceman:

Jack & Jill went up the hill, each with a buck & a quarter.

Who came down with what?
manufan10
08-09-2009, 10:25 PM
Ok, here's one from The Diceman:

Jack & Jill went up the hill, each with a buck & a quarter.

Who came down with what?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*ck cause Jill’s a pre op tranny.
pawe
08-09-2009, 10:30 PM
What did Richard Jefferson say when he saw Tim Duncan and the Spurs?

- heeeeyyyyy!!!!
mystargtr34
08-09-2009, 10:57 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*ck cause Jill’s a pre op tranny.

:lol
IronMexican
08-09-2009, 11:15 PM
I won the Super Bowl with the Raiders on Madden 10. JaKing put up 57 TD's and over 5,000 yards with 27 Interceptions :lol
GuerillaBlack
08-10-2009, 01:05 AM
Last year's offseason was great here. This season....it sucks.