***Official Madden 2010 Dynasty***

[Phillip]

after imploding everyones chode in the span of 5 minutes, its official

i am the king of madden

[Spursfan092120]

i am the king of douche
fify. :D

[dirk4mvp]

:cry I would play you guys but my xbox doesn't work :cry

[dirk4mvp]

beenieweenie where's your brother at?

[Spursfan092120]

ATRAIN..let's go bro..Madden..you down?

[dirk4mvp]

He said he won't play you until you get a mic.

[Spursfan092120]

He said he won't play you until you get a mic.
He sent me a message earlier saying he wants to play me. I may not get a mic for a while..you want to play then?

[J.T.]

ATRAIN sucks a fat chode

[Spursfan092120]

Someone play me...who's down?

[dirk4mvp]

brah if you can afford your luxurious lifestyle, you can drop $20 on a mic.

And no, I'm done. BJ Raji made Atrain look like a bitch.

[Spursfan092120]

brah if you can afford your luxurious lifestyle, you can drop $20 on a mic.

And no, I'm done. BJ Raji made Atrain look like a bitch.
The problem with sales is sometimes you get big checks, but then sometimes you have an off period where you go for a while without one. That's my problem right now. I'm going to be struggling until next week. Then I'll get a check and be ok. But I have 3 bills that are due this week...that's an issue..lol

[J.T.]

Someone play me...who's down?

I just let everyone else pad their stats and W-L record because I was stoned and not really into the games. But as soon as I get Kurt Warner and TO traded to the Steelers I'm going to wreck shop on the whole league. The Steelers schedule is awesome I won't have to play anyone until playoffs so home field advantage FTW. 19-0 sons.

But I'm done for the night briggity brah.

[J.T.]

The problem with sales is sometimes you get big checks, but then sometimes you have an off period where you go for a while without one. That's my problem right now. I'm going to be struggling until next week. Then I'll get a check and be ok. But I have 3 bills that are due this week...that's an issue..lol

Broseph if you sell one of your Benz's I'm sure you'll have more than enough scrilla to buy a mic.

[EricB]

Back in as the Bears. Fuck the shit ass Saints.

[J.T.]

Back in as the Bears. Fuck the shit ass Saints.

You're in the online thing as the Bears? Fuck. Now I have to play you this week.

[Spursfan092120]

WTF just happened to the Online Franchise server? Shit just cut me off. I was driving and it said I connection to the franchise server has been lost... ???

[Spursfan092120]

This is fucking bullshit....I was just winning 30-13 with the ball at the end of the game and I lost connection to the franchise server again...WTF? Is it my connection or something? I guess maybe I'm going to have to call my internet company.

[Spursfan092120]

Broseph if you sell one of your Benz's I'm sure you'll have more than enough scrilla to buy a mic.
Dude..all I have is a Jeep Wrangler..lol

[ATRAIN]

wow. just so everyone knows, all everyone that plays madden (except for me and IM) sounds like douchey fucking homos.

Thanks weenie

[IronMexican]

I made the quarters 4 minutes, guys. 5 was just way to long.

[ATRAIN]

I made the quarters 4 minutes, guys. 5 was just way to long.

did you enable your cheat codes too?

[ATRAIN]

Cheech I need a rematch with no cheating this time.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN sucks a fat chode

that field goal still stings huh?

[ATRAIN]

lol weenie

[IronMexican]

Cheech I need a rematch with no cheating this time.

when?

[ATRAIN]

maybe tonight

[IronMexican]

Sounds good brah.

[stretch]

im back guys. hopefully ill get a chance to play yall.

and phillip needs to get an ass-kicking for pretending to play on my username.

[ATRAIN]

Hi weenie

[stretch]

sup gaytrain

[IronMexican]

stretch is back! got you're 360 fixed? wanna run right now?

[ATRAIN]

stretch is back! got you're 360 fixed? wanna run right now?

lol

[stretch]

im at work

and no my 360 isnt fixed

how did you know it was broken?

[IronMexican]

tell me when then, brah. Send it to MS already.

[stretch]

something is wrong where the laser protrudes too far, and sometimes scraches discs.

it must have scratched my disc right where the gameplay info comes from, because i can do everything on madden, except play an actual game. i can even do practice, but once i try playing a game, whether online or by myself, it says it cannot read the disc.

im still kinda weirded out as to how you knew my xbox was messed up, cuz i havent been here in a while... :dizzy

[IronMexican]

I forgot to mention week 2 is underway for those who don't know.

[J.T.]

Brospehs, who wants to run now? I reupped on weed and xanax so I'm in the mother fucking zone right now. Hit me up.

[IronMexican]

I can. let's go.

[J.T.]

Word.

[dirk4mvp]

I'm about to be on.

[IronMexican]

Dirk just had the most massive choke of all time.

[dirk4mvp]

a 10-0 lead.


ok.

[IronMexican]

a 10-0 lead.


ok.

Brah, in Madden, double digits is a choke.

[dirk4mvp]

Coughing up punt returns for td's is bullshit. I don't even count that so I basically won.

[IronMexican]

Coughing up punt returns for td's is bullshit. I don't even count that so I basically won.

You should have called a fair catch. You just can't do things like that.

[Mitch Martin]

Dude, you gave up a kickoff return to J.T. That's worse than that time I came home while my girlfriend was having a gangbang.

[IronMexican]

Dude, you gave up a kickoff return to J.T. That's worse than that time I came home while my girlfriend was having a gangbang.

Brah, there was a bug no my screen, i swear.

[Phillip]

Coughing up punt returns for td's is bullshit. I don't even count that so I basically won.

lol fail

[Spursfan092120]

My router is f'ed up. I'm going to have to get another one. I'm going to try to keep playing my week and hope I make it through, but I don't know what's going to happen. I have to wait until I get paid to be able to get a new router, but I'll do my best to keep up with you guys in the league.

[IronMexican]

deadline is saturday, dewds. if you're game ain't played by then, it's gonna get simmed

[Spursfan092120]

deadline is saturday, dewds. if you're game ain't played by then, it's gonna get simmed
I'll try mine again tonight. :(

[Spursfan092120]

FUCK!!! I can't finish a FUCKING GAME!!

[Spursfan092120]

WB Renaldo...FINALLY!! I was finally able to play my game...I was gonna be pissed too..after kicking NY's ass about 4 times and getting cut off all 4 times, I proceeded to play the worst game I've ever played on Madden and almost lost to the computer...but I didn't..and I finished it...::whew::

[Spursfan092120]

I am unsure if I can continue this franchise. I am in college and its going to be tough.
yeah..school's going to keep you pretty busy, bro...you might want to see if someone will take it over for you, or just let IM sim it through.

[Spursfan092120]

Just got my ass kicked by JT...And I swear to you guys I didn't quit..my shit cut out again..I think I'm gonna have to get a new router before I play another online match...I have horrible lag and my shit actually skips...that was ridiculous...good game though JT..you kicked the shit out of me.

[ATRAIN]

Just got my ass kicked by JT...And I swear to you guys I didn't quit..my shit cut out again..I think I'm gonna have to get a new router before I play another online match...I have horrible lag and my shit actually skips...that was ridiculous...good game though JT..you kicked the shit out of me.

Damn you quit like a bitch!! I was watching your score against JT.:rollin

[IronMexican]

If you miss a week, then you miss it. I can simulate your game.


I just cock teased dirk.

[J.T.]

Just got my ass kicked by JT...And I swear to you guys I didn't quit..my shit cut out again..I think I'm gonna have to get a new router before I play another online match...I have horrible lag and my shit actually skips...that was ridiculous...good game though JT..you kicked the shit out of me.

Briggity brah you need to to rethink your game plan. I have your PA rollout figured out. Got three picks off it this time and third one was a pick six. Final was 31-10 after you got DCed, cpu got you a FG.

[Spursfan092120]

Briggity brah you need to to rethink your game plan. I have your PA rollout figured out. Got three picks off it this time and third one was a pick six. Final was 31-10 after you got DCed, cpu got you a FG.
I know...I was going to try some new shit, but the way my shit was skipping and lagging, I went with what I was good at. I do need a new game plan though...and I'm working on it...but first, I'm going to have to get a new router...I can't play with this shit anymore..

[Spursfan092120]

Damn you quit like a bitch!! I was watching your score against JT.:rollin
lol..actually no..I didn't quit..my connection was lagging all game and then cut out again...I'm not going to quit against any of you guys..trust me...the bashing would be unbearable. But funny enough, I still haven't lost to you. :)

[J.T.]

I know...I was going to try some new shit, but the way my shit was skipping and lagging, I went with what I was good at. I do need a new game plan though...and I'm working on it...but first, I'm going to have to get a new router...I can't play with this shit anymore..

I'm just pissed that 30 yard run by Brown out of the wildcat got called back on a holding penalty :depressed

[Spursfan092120]

I'm just pissed that 30 yard run by Brown out of the wildcat got called back on a holding penalty :depressed
yeah..that was the craziest shit ever on that play. You handed it off, the game froze..next thing I know you're being run out of bounds and they called holding...I didn't even see how you did it..lol

[ATRAIN]

lol..actually no..I didn't quit..my connection was lagging all game and then cut out again...I'm not going to quit against any of you guys..trust me...the bashing would be unbearable. But funny enough, I still haven't lost to you. :)

You mean your Solid Gold Router cut out on you? Maybe next time you shouldnt have bill gates install it for you.

[Trainwreck2100]

you shouldn't play xboxlive connected to a router unless you have a switch. Just unplug the modem from the router and feed it directly into your xbox

[Spursfan092120]

you shouldn't play xboxlive connected to a router unless you have a switch. Just unplug the modem from the router and feed it directly into your xbox
Believe me, I understand that, and I would if I could, but I can't. Where I'm out (out in the hill country), I can only have one ethernet connection working at one time...and it has to feed into a computer, which is across the house. I'm going to get this router...

http://ads.justrelevant.com/product_detail.php?ad_partner=thinkcomputers&ad_channel=472&ad_master_id=54341185

Supposed to be the best gaming router out there right now..

[IronMexican]

Hit me up to play.

[Spursfan092120]

Hit me up to play.
let's go IM

[IronMexican]

90210, i was about to go downstairs and play you but my brother was watching some jew movie.

And can someone tell me if clockwork orange is good?

[Spursfan092120]

90210, i was about to go downstairs and play you but my brother was watching some jew movie.

And can someone tell me if clockwork orange is good?
I thought it was decent.

[Spursfan092120]

FUCK!! I was just playing this guy who was 65-39...I was down 6 in the 4th and driving. I had 4th down and 10, and threw a 20 yard pass, completed to Marion Barber. The guy challenged it and it said I didn't get it...I didn't throw it out of bounds, I threw it right over the middle. He didn't hit it out of my hands or anything...it must be a damn glitch or something...that was bullshit.

[J.T.]

FUCK!! I was just playing this guy who was 65-39...I was down 6 in the 4th and driving. I had 4th down and 10, and threw a 20 yard pass, completed to Marion Barber. The guy challenged it and it said I didn't get it...I didn't throw it out of bounds, I threw it right over the middle. He didn't hit it out of my hands or anything...it must be a damn glitch or something...that was bullshit.

Remember that one time you rolled out and Melvin Bullitt was like right there for the pick and ran it in the endzone? Shit was dope brah.

[IronMexican]

dirk remember thta one time i was winning by 10 and i let you tie it and send it to ot and scored on the second play?lol

dirk remember that one time you were up 10 and i came back and one? lol

[Spursfan092120]

Remember that one time you rolled out and Melvin Bullitt was like right there for the pick and ran it in the endzone? Shit was dope brah.
Remember every other time we played when I won? That was really dope... :)

[Spursfan092120]

So stoked right now. My brother in law, who does installations and Geek Squad for Best Buy, is going to come out to my house and run cables through my attic and install another ethernet jack in my house...no more Wi Fi problems for me. :)

[LnGrrrR]

Should have my Xbox back tomorrow... finally!

[LnGrrrR]

90210, i was about to go downstairs and play you but my brother was watching some jew movie.

And can someone tell me if clockwork orange is good?

It's... ok. The ending kinda sucked, I thought.

[IronMexican]

lngggrrrr, who are you joining as? Games have to be in by Saturday afternoon.

[EricB]

So stoked right now. My brother in law, who does installations and Geek Squad for Best Buy, is going to come out to my house and run cables through my attic and install another ethernet jack in my house...no more Wi Fi problems for me. :)

lucky bastard.

[Spursfan092120]

lucky bastard.
yeah..I know. I was calling him to ask him what he recommended, and he said he'd take care of it for me. He loves doing his job, so it'll be fun for him, he said. :D

[J.T.]

Remember every other time we played when I won? That was really dope... :)

You mean the only other time we played when I had 4th and G from the 1 and went for it and ended up only losing by 3? Should've kicked a FG and clowned you in OT.

[IronMexican]

Bro's, play me tomorrow or you might have to waiit till next week.

[J.T.]

Brahs I would have been on last night to run a train on yall like I did to 90210 but I broke my old pipe, so I had to go out to buy a new one and then break it in proper, and I ended it smoking myself to sleep :smokin

[J.T.]

Briggity brahs I see someone dropped the Colts for the Giants. That person must've preferred to run with the manchild Jacobs and the extraordinary tacklebreaking of Hedgecock. I can see why someone would go for that kind of thing, but it seems kind of cheatsauce, like rollout to Witten, direct snapping every play for an entire game, or using the Steelers in an online league.

Thus, I pounced on the Colts. Prepare to suck the cock of karma, ATRAIN.

[IronMexican]

I just had someone direct snap every play, JT. He ran for 200 yards on 6 carried with AP.

Gayest thing ever.

[dirk4mvp]

Briggity brahs I see someone dropped the Colts for the Giants. That person must've preferred to run with the manchild Jacobs and the extraordinary tacklebreaking of Hedgecock. I can see why someone would go for that kind of thing, but it seems kind of cheatsauce, like rollout to Witten, direct snapping every play for an entire game, or using the Steelers in an online league.

Thus, I pounced on the Colts. Prepare to suck the cock of karma, ATRAIN.

Or like picking the Stealers. Besides you suck ass with the colts anyway.

[J.T.]

Or like picking the Stealers. Besides you suck ass with the colts anyway.

mono's brother told me your favorite tv show is "full house"

[LnGrrrR]

Ok, back on... send me adds at ShoutedSilence.

[IronMexican]

I beat this guy using the Niners 28-27. He p;ayed 5 wide the whole game to match-up my LB's with his WR's. He went for 2 at the end and Asomugha caught Gore on the flats.

[IronMexican]

Week 3 is underway.

[EricB]

sorry for dropping the Saints and going with the Bears. Hope that doesnt screw anything up :(

[EricB]

Note to the madden designers.

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE NOT THAT FUCKING GOOD.

You goddamn know nothing douchebags.

[Spursfan092120]

I'm going to try to play my week on Madden tonight. My brother in law is coming out this week to fix my connection, but I'm kind of anxious, so I'll try to play it tonight and hope I don't lose connection.

[Spursfan092120]

Just got my ass kicked 35-6 by IM..can't wait to get my fucking connection fixed...bullshit....good game IM.

[Spursfan092120]

Beat IM in the rematch, 24-17. If I just play smart and don't throw stupid passes, I'm ok...lol

[IronMexican]

24-0 before he forfeited.

[Spursfan092120]

Lost to IM in the re rematch...:(

[Spursfan092120]

24-0 before he forfeited.
check your private messages

[J.T.]

Reggie Wayne owns Asomugha for an 89 yard TD

http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/8868704

Reggie Wayne is Blue Jesus

http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/8868721

Joseph Addai long TD run

http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/8868740

[Spursfan092120]

Just beat JT 21-14...my D dropped like 10 fucking picks...pissed me off. Three in one possession, and he ended up scoring on a fake field goal. GG JT.

[J.T.]

You shut down my running game pretty good but my fake FG offense was clicking there at the end. Know that I let you get your last two TDs on intentional goal line Ds so I could get the ball back though.

[Spursfan092120]

You shut down my running game pretty good but my fake FG offense was clicking there at the end. Know that I let you get your last two TDs on intentional goal line Ds so I could get the ball back though.
lol...and know that your fake FG offense was "clicking" because I was doing defense to stop the run, trying to sack Peyton...I knew you weren't going to come back from a 2 touchdown deficit. And even without goal line defense, that play is going to get 1 or 2 yards at least every time. :) Great game tho, bro-han.

[Spursfan092120]

Too much blitz..not enough coverage...
http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/8906148

[Spursfan092120]

What's the deal? Why is no one playing their franchise games?

[IronMexican]

My gold is out next week...

[Spursfan092120]

My gold is out next week...
damn..are you gonna re-up?

[IronMexican]

damn..are you gonna re-up?

For for a while. Maybe if my bro pitches in. I might start modding 360's to make some quick cash.

[Spursfan092120]

For for a while. Maybe if my bro pitches in. I might start modding 360's to make some quick cash.
ok...that's a good idea...so we're gonna continue the franchise, right?

[IronMexican]

ok...that's a good idea...so we're gonna continue the franchise, right?

We'll see. I don't got the money for gold right now. If it comes down to it, I'll give someone leadership and leave in the mean-time.

[Spursfan092120]

We'll see. I don't got the money for gold right now. If it comes down to it, I'll give someone leadership and leave in the mean-time.
damn...you're the one I have the most fun playing against...

[IronMexican]

damn...you're the one I have the most fun playing against...

I have a lot of fun playing JT. Nothing better than a free win.

[Spursfan092120]

I have a lot of fun playing JT. Nothing better than a free win.
lol...worked a lot on my game...played a guy who was 22-0 today. Took it down to the last second where all I had to do was kick a 15 yarder for the win...he kept encroaching until it kicked him off....:hat

[J.T.]

I have a lot of fun playing JT. Nothing better than a free win.

Fuck you. I hope you die in a fire.

[Spursfan092120]

Fuck you. I hope you die in a fire.
http://www.fiona-shaw.org.uk/ouch.jpg

[IronMexican]

dirk always ducks me on Madden now. What a lamer

[Spursfan092120]

dirk always sucks me on Madden now. What a lamer
I hope you mean ducks you. He won't play me either.

[IronMexican]

Why'd you edit my quote? fag.

[Spursfan092120]

Why'd you edit my quote? fag.
who? me? I didn't edit it.

[dirk4mvp]

dirk always ducks me on Madden now. What a lamer

brah you should've jumped in the party last night. JT and the clansmen had a pretty interesting conversation.

[IronMexican]

I got no invite. I was watching the office.

[PGDynasty24]

u guys have a league?

[Spursfan092120]

JT just beat my ass 35-15. One game I'll beat his ass, the next he'll beat mine..damnit...wtf...And what was up with not accepting my conceding defeat?

[J.T.]

JT just beat my ass 35-15. One game I'll beat his ass, the next he'll beat mine..damnit...wtf...And what was up with not accepting my conceding defeat?

Dude I was in hardcore Bill Belichick mode. I wanted 50. Only ended up with 42. :depressed

[crc21209]

OK I havent been able to play 1 damn game so far because I have been so busy with school but I should be on tonight or tomorrow for sure for whoever wants to run!

[Spursfan092120]

Why is it that I'll lose to some douchebag with a horrible record, then I'll play someone who's undefeated and destroy them? Shit don't make sense.