The completely random thought thread

[DMX7]

I'm not asian but if I had an asian daughter, I would name her Michelle. That seems like a good asian-american name.

(Yes, I think this thread has the makings of a winner.)

[Brutalis]

That's not Asian.

[DMX7]

That's not Asian.

I know. Asian-American, meaning someone who lives in america but is of asian ancestry. Maybe it's not, I don't know.

[ashbeeigh]

what the hell. We have one of these already. It's called the quattro.

[mookie2001]

why do people let their dogs rub their assholes and taints all over their couches, beds, chairs and pillows?

[Frenzy]

what the hell. We have one of these already. It's called the quattro.

out with the old in with the new...

[TheQuattro]

what the hell. We have one of these already. It's called the quattro.

+1

[PakiDan]

I'm not gay or anything.... but Jared Leto gives me a boner.

[ManuTP9]

it was a good day today

[phyzik]

I wish the San Antonio city counsel would re-open Devils Den as a city park for off-road vehicles.

ZPhx1o6fb-E

[Slydragon]

I fuckning hate drivers that when in a parking lot go the wrong way, WTF all the cars are park one way so they back up and go but nooooooooo dumbass is coming down that way even if there was a parking spot the turn would be super stupid to do from that angle.

[exstatic]

Honey is one of my favorite natural products.

[iggypop123]

if it was a son id name him ping

[bugoy]

im asian and have a cousin named michelle

[bugoy]

i can never get bored watching full house musical moments on youtube

[exstatic]

Sweep the Leg, Johnny (long version) is one of my favorite music videos.

[ManuTP9]

my 360 keeps freezing :bang just startedhappening like everytime i try to play it freezes. im currently on the towel trick , so idk if it gave up or what. im going to try to clear some cache if that doesnt work im screwd:bang

[phyzik]

The open beta for Champions Online is starting to piss me off with the patch process.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

i wish i new whats wrong with my 3 wheeler

[marini martini]

i wish i new whats wrong with my 3 wheeler

me too!!!:depressed

:lmao:lmao:lmao


:toast

[Sense]

I've been working on my car since Friday... spent too much money on things I thought were the problem.... The car is still messed up, and I'm here posting on spurstalk because I got no ride for work tomorrow.

[jaffies]

My death will be sudden.

I have accepted this.

[holcs50]

I've had extremely bad gas the whole night. Not sure what did it, turkey sandwich for lunch, chicken for dinner----im going to go with creatine and protein before and after workout-BUT i take that all the time and tonight its out of control. I'd say in the last 4 hours im prob on a 30 farts/hour rate....no lie.

[spursfan1000]

I'm not gay or anything.... but Jared Leto gives me a boner.


:nope

[Thunder Dan]

when I take a piss at a urinal I stand with my feet way out so I don't get piss on the bottom of my shoes- and sometimes, I feel the urge to touch the back walls of the urinal just becuase I want to see if it will change my life. I'm a complete germiphobe, who can only flush a urinal by hitting it with my closed fist, and can't open the door to get out of the restroom without using a paper towel. Despite all of this, I feel sudden urges to touch the inside of a urinal. I don't know why, and I never have.

[katyon6th]

I'm Asian-American and my parents named me Katy. On my first day of school in the 4th grade, my teacher told me I didn't look like a Katy. I cried. What a fucking cunt she was.

On a different note, I was thinking earlier about how cute lisps are. If I had a speech impediment, I'd want to have a lisp.

[Wilson]

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[Texas_Ranger]

I'm eating an ice cream.

[IronMexican]

Taking a dump and peeing at the same time is just as good as sex.

[mrsmaalox]

Haha!! I played tennis this morning and didn't fall down a single time!!!! :elephant

[JudynTX]

I wish I could hit rewind and go back to bed.

[tonylongoriafan]

you know i got it, come and get it...who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend? and who’s the one guy that you come runnin’ to when your lovelife starts tumblin’? i got the money, if you got the honey, let’s cut a deal, let’s make a plan. who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend?

[ashbeeigh]

I wish I could hit rewind and go back to bed.

That would be fabulous. I would really like to start the day over.

[JudynTX]

That would be fabulous. I would really like to start the day over.

I wish life was as simple as that. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I wish life was as simple as that. :lol

Groundhog Day?

[JudynTX]

Groundhog Day?

I didn't like that movie for some reason.

[JudynTX]

out with the old in with the new...

:tu

[bus driver]

I fuckning hate drivers that when in a parking lot go the wrong way, WTF all the cars are park one way so they back up and go but nooooooooo dumbass is coming down that way even if there was a parking spot the turn would be super stupid to do from that angle.
its their world and we just live in it.....


Taking a dump and peeing at the same time is just as good as sex.
interesting......:wakeup


when I take a piss at a urinal I stand with my feet way out so I don't get piss on the bottom of my shoes- and sometimes, I feel the urge to touch the back walls of the urinal just becuase I want to see if it will change my life. I'm a complete germiphobe, who can only flush a urinal by hitting it with my closed fist, and can't open the door to get out of the restroom without using a paper towel. Despite all of this, I feel sudden urges to touch the inside of a urinal. I don't know why, and I never have.
sounds like a personal problem, but i am sure the great minds of ST will help you out if you ask :wakeup

[bus driver]

i think these are my favorite chips of all time

Sour Cream and Onion (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/fpo/LAYS_Sour_Cream_Onion_Potato_Chips.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/lays-sour-cream-onion-chips.html&h=504&w=361&sz=65&tbnid=OmPZjxgWRFy-pM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsour%2Bcream%2Band%2Bonion%2Bchips&hl=en&usg=__Jf6F_SwOR9WsndQvg0jqzu68OEk=&ei=yOOKSs3LAqCNtgeskKTCDQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image)

[Frenzy]

what other chips are there?

[JoeChalupa]

cactus beli

[mrsmaalox]

you know i got it, come and get it...who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend? and who’s the one guy that you come runnin’ to when your lovelife starts tumblin’? i got the money, if you got the honey, let’s cut a deal, let’s make a plan. who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend?

Oh yummy :hungry: I could eat up a big ol' country boy like that!

http://irritatedtulsan.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/00014437.jpg

[JudynTX]

Oh yummy :hungry: I could eat up a big ol' country boy like that!

http://irritatedtulsan.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/00014437.jpg

Who's that?

[mrsmaalox]

Toby Keith-----I know, I know. Who cares about his music, I looove me a big white boy sometimes ;)

[JudynTX]

Toby Keith-----I know, I know. Who cares about his music, I looove me a big white boy sometimes ;)

Oh, I've heard of him. Eye candy! ;)

[Spam]

Toby Keith-----I know, I know. Who cares about his music, I looove me a big white boy sometimes ;)

And they thank you.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/smilin%20dirk.jpg

[balli]

I've been using my Jack Lalanne power juicer lately and I feel great.

Groundhog day is an extremely good movie.

[JackLalanne]

I've been using my Jack Lalanne power juicer lately and I feel great.



And you should......I guarantee it!!

[balli]

Damn that was quick.

[HeadBanger]

Long live Rock!

[LnGrrrR]

Remnants of tootsie rolls always manage to get stuck behind my back teeth.

[desflood]

Tomorrow is the first day of school. All three of them are going this year.

BEST. DAY. EVER.

[Johnson]

when I take a piss at a urinal I stand with my feet way out so I don't get piss on the bottom of my shoes- and sometimes, I feel the urge to touch the back walls of the urinal just becuase I want to see if it will change my life. I'm a complete germiphobe, who can only flush a urinal by hitting it with my closed fist, and can't open the door to get out of the restroom without using a paper towel. Despite all of this, I feel sudden urges to touch the inside of a urinal. I don't know why, and I never have.
I'm the same way, except for the weirdo stuff...

[iggypop123]

i think ellen page is hot

[Headon]

I got a headache.

[Fabbs]

The herbs I'm taking are giving me gas.
They smell pretty gross and have lingering power.

I'm looking for another brand herb.

[Frenzy]

Oh, I've heard of him. Eye candy! ;)


ha how recent is that pic? in the last video i saw of him (something about growing old) he didn't look like that..he looked 40+ easy..

unless you like that, whatever floats

[Boris]

The herbs I'm taking are giving me gas.
They smell pretty gross and have lingering power.

I'm looking for another brand herb.

The herbs I'm taking are giving me the munchies. They smell great though and have a lingering power that I love.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

i figured out whats wrong with my 3 wheeler :king

[exstatic]

I believe that cats exist partly in other dimensions. It's the only logical explanation for why they suddenly have to be in another room, THAT SECOND. In the other dimension, there's something scary in this room.

[Fabbs]

Fabbs
The herbs I'm taking are giving me gas.
They smell pretty gross and have lingering power.

I'm looking for another brand herb.


The herbs I'm taking are giving me the munchies. They smell great though and have a lingering power that I love.
I thought about exchanging tokes with you.

[CubanSucks]

Well, I'm almost at 800 post and I'm really stoked. I'd like to thank my family for the support and I'm gonna go ahead and announce my goal of reaching 1000 posts. With everyone's support I think I can do it but all I can do now is hope and pray.

[CubanSucks]

It's me again, now I'm only 3 posts away. I'm getting pretty nervous!

[CubanSucks]

Oh DAMN! Only 2 posts till 800. I don't know if I can handle it!

[CubanSucks]

HOLY FUCK! 1 more post after this and I have 800! OK, hear we go!!!

[CubanSucks]

YES! I've done it! Many of you doubted me but I came through! Where I go from here will define me as a poster and a person.

[Walt Kowalski]

random thought.....gad dam gooks piss me off.

[David Bowie]

I want to meet the right one. With all these marriges and all :depressed

[balli]

The Universe on the History Channel uses portions of the Ninja Gaiden soundtrack.

[exstatic]

I have nice feet and toes.

[PakiDan]

That's alot of nuts!

[pawe]

I smell Facebook in this thread.

[CubanSucks]

That's alot of nuts!

That'll be 4 bucks baby; you want fries with that!!!

[JudynTX]

ha how recent is that pic? in the last video i saw of him (something about growing old) he didn't look like that..he looked 40+ easy..

unless you like that, whatever floats

Show me the video and let me see if he still qualifies as eye candy. :lol

[Ginger Vitas]

Listerine is nasty

[JoeChalupa]

I had pizza for breakfast

[tonylongoriafan]

i think ellen page is hot

i'd hit it...

http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Ellen-Page/Ellen-Page-Lesbian-Girlfriend.jpg

[PakiDan]

That'll be 4 bucks baby; you want fries with that!!!

YES!!!!!! CubanSucks rocks!

[bus driver]

i'd hit it...

http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Ellen-Page/Ellen-Page-Lesbian-Girlfriend.jpg

she is a lesbian? did not know that.....

[ashbeeigh]

"Please Advise" does not make sense in any language.

[Richard Cranium]

"Please Advise" does not make sense in any language.

That doesn't make any sense to me....please advise.

[mrsmaalox]

Show me the video and let me see if he still qualifies as eye candy. :lol

What I don't get is why he thinks being 40+ automatically disqualifies someone from being eye candy!

[JudynTX]

What I don't get is why he thinks being 40+ automatically disqualifies someone from being eye candy!

He doesn't know that 40 is the new 20. :D

[mrsmaalox]

He doesn't know that 40 is the new 20. :D

:lol

[JudynTX]

:lol

:eyebrows

[CubanSucks]

YES!!!!!! CubanSucks rocks!

He just left!!! With nuts!!!

[exstatic]

I have a Laserdisc player hooked up to my 50" Plasma and I still watch them.

[katyon6th]

Every morning on my way to work I pass by the bus stop on S. Alamo near S. Flores and there's an old man sitting on the bench wearing the same clothes every day - white men's undershirt and light colored jeans and he's carrying a hot pink backpack. I giggle every time.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Every morning on my way to work I pass by the bus stop on S. Alamo near S. Flores and there's an old man sitting on the bench wearing the same clothes every day - white men's undershirt and light colored jeans and he's carrying a hot pink backpack. I giggle every time.

So nice of you to giggle at the misfortunes of others.

[katyon6th]

So nice of you to giggle at the misfortunes of others.

Misfortunes? I giggle at his hot pink backpack. I'm actually somewhat jealous of it, really.

[Dex]

Sometimes when I tie my shoes, the loop ends up inside the knot, and I'm not really sure how.

[JoeChalupa]

I just burnt some toast.

[Dex]

Walruses are really fat.

[JudynTX]

I have a major headache. :(

[mrsmaalox]

Activia really works :tu

[ashbeeigh]

Activia really works :tu

The thought of maalox being "irregular" freaks me out.

[Bigzax]

$400 bux for nfl ticket...fuck you directv!!!

[mrsmaalox]

The thought of maalox being "irregular" freaks me out.

:lol No that's not the problem! I have "tummy bubbles" in the morning sometimes, just that little churning feeling. And one little carton of Activia prevents that for like 4 days in a row :wow

[Bigzax]

i used to like activia alot more before they started trotting out jamie lee and her poop commercials...

[JudynTX]

:lol No that's not the problem! I have "tummy bubbles" in the morning sometimes, just that little churning feeling. And one little carton of Activia prevents that for like 4 days in a row :wow

tummy bubbles.....that happens to me too.

I just don't like yogurt of any kind. :lol

[Mr Hanky]

tummy bubbles.....that happens to me too.

I just don't like yogurt of any kind. :lol

Tummy bubbles? :lol Just let 'em rip and you'll be fine.

[JudynTX]

Tummy bubbles? :lol Just let 'em rip and you'll be fine.

That's gross Mr. Hanky. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Sometimes I wonder who was the inventor of jerking off. I mean do you just sit there one day with your junk in your hand and say hey I wonder what will happen if I stroke it like this faster and faster? Either way, that man was a great man and I would like to shake his han......oh wait, nevermind.

[manufan10]

Wow there are totally random thoughts in this thread.

[manufan10]

Sometimes I wonder who was the inventor of jerking off. I mean do you just sit there one day with your junk in your hand and say hey I wonder what will happen if I stroke it like this faster and faster? Either way, that man was a great man and I would like to shake his han......oh wait, nevermind.

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Id like to be Tom Brady for a day, ok a week, ok ok a month.

I was going to say Jarod Leto but I dont want Paki getting a hard while thinking about me.

[mrsmaalox]

Sometimes I wonder who was the inventor of jerking off. I mean do you just sit there one day with your junk in your hand and say hey I wonder what will happen if I stroke it like this faster and faster? Either way, that man was a great man and I would like to shake his han......oh wait, nevermind.

They way you've perfected it, I was certain you'd invented it! :tu

[ATRAIN]

They way you've perfected it, I was certain you'd invented it! :tu

Im not the inventor im the innovator, there is a difference.

[mrsmaalox]

Im not the inventor im the innovator, there is a difference.

I see....good work :tu

[Dex]

Peanut butter and jelly should never come in the same jar.

[Spur-Addict]

More people should toast their bread when making sandwiches.

[CuckingFunt]

Project Runway is back tonight!

[phyzik]

Project Runway is back tonight!

Is project runway some fancy style for trimming your bush?

[manufan10]

Is project runway some fancy style for trimming your bush?

:lol

[SonOfAGun]

I still haven't made up my mind on the 2012 predictions.

[JudynTX]

I'm craving something sweet.

[iggypop123]

damn school is going to start. cant masturbate to cobie smulders anymore

[JudynTX]

Can a guy and girl just "be friends"?

[Bigzax]

Can a guy and girl just "be friends"?


if they are both ugly...yes.

[JudynTX]

if they are both ugly...yes.

:lol How many "girl" friends do you have?

[PuttPutt]

Oxycodone is making me feel way too good.

[phxspurfan]

I'm going to Vegas tomorrow. Holla!

[JudynTX]

TGIF!!!!!!!! :toast

[PakiDan]

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

[mrsmaalox]

I've never seen the Price is Right with Drew Cary before. He actually looks kinda cute with longer hair.

[KidCongo]

Whoever first thought of studying for high school should be shot.

[PakiDan]

Whoever first thought of studying for high school should be shot.

Highschoolers should be shot.

[gatoloco]

spare the cheerleaders. they can bring it.

[NBAcourtsweatsweeperupper]

I'm ready

[ididnotnothat]

I'm craving some jalapeno poppers.

[Strike]

Highschoolers should be shot.

This.

[JoeChalupa]

Hates having to fight the crowds but I promised my oldest I'd take her to the mall after work today.

[DMX7]

Damnit... Chris Matthews and his pro-potatoe agenda.

[iggypop123]

Highschoolers should be shot.

lou dobbs needs to be shot. or at least raped

[DMX7]

lou dobbs needs to be shot. or at least raped

what show is that pic in your sig from?

[phyzik]

Im glad I graduated before they implemented School uniforms. Also, I never did homework when I was in school. The whole point of going to school was to learn AT SCHOOL. I didnt go to school to then learn at home.

I follow the same principle at my job.

[Darrin]

what show is that pic in your sig from?

How I met your mother...

[manufan10]

Im glad I graduated before they implemented School uniforms. Also, I never did homework when I was in school. The whole point of going to school was to learn AT SCHOOL. I didnt go to school to then learn at home.

I follow the same principle at my job.

:tu

:lol

[circ]

why isn't San Antonio's skyline very big?

and why is it that after I eat Lucky Charms my pee smells like it?

[Texas_Ranger]

I'm hungry¨!

[JudynTX]

At work, on a Saturday. :wakeup

[DMX7]

At work, on a Saturday. :wakeup

where do you work?

[Spursfan092120]

lou dobbs needs to be shot. Or at least raped
Robin is fucking hot!!

[JudynTX]

I'm sick of this heat!

[mrsmaalox]

My kids found 2 kittens. Here we go again *sigh*

[JudynTX]

My kids found 2 kittens. Here we go again *sigh*

Stalker may want one. Ask her. :lol

[JudynTX]

Rewind......go back to bed.

[JudynTX]

Segovia caramel candy FTW!!!!!!!!

[manufan10]

I'm drinking Ozarka water.. the best bottled water! :toast

[Dex]

Anybody remember Dunkaroos?

Those were the bomb.

[JudynTX]

I'm drinking Ozarka water.. the best bottled water! :toast

What's so good about it? It probably came from the tap. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Anybody remember Dunkaroos?

Those were the bomb.
no but i remember underoos.

[manufan10]

What's so good about it? It probably came from the tap. :D

That's Dasani! :downspin:

[ATRAIN]

Why do women always have to make things complicated!!

[JudynTX]

Why do women always have to make things complicated!!

Explain.

[manufan10]

Explain.

You needing an explanation for one! :bang

[JudynTX]

You needing an explanation for one! :bang

Oh! Am I being complicated? :lol

[Jimcs50]

I'm drinking Ozarka water.. the best bottled water! :toast



I'm drinking tap water, sucker.

[manufan10]

Oh! Am I being complicated? :lol

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! Tell her what she's won Johnny....

:lol

[manufan10]

I'm drinking tap water, sucker.

Ah the great tasting tap water! :toast

[manufan10]

*singing* I keep my mind on my money, my money on my mind.... :greedy

TODAY IS PAYDAY!! WOO! :greedy:greedy:greedy:greedy

[ATRAIN]

I wonder what happened to the dumped by text message thread?

I wonder if Karma got me back for laughing at the OP of that thread?

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if people are going to bitch about my sig being long again?

[manufan10]

I wonder if people are going to bitch about my sig being long again?

I have sigs turned off, so make it as long as you want!

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if Manufan10 is the inventor of masturbating?

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if that baby is mine or not?

[manufan10]

I wonder if Manufan10 is the inventor of masturbating?

I didn't invent it, I just perfected it.

:jack

[ATRAIN]

I didn't invent it, I just perfected it.

:jack

Bullshit im the innovator!!

[manufan10]

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder what happened to the dumped by text message thread?

I wonder if Karma got me back for laughing at the OP of that thread?

Ahhhh, so ATRAIN got dumped by text.


Also, not all women make things complicated. I think maybe you just have bad taste in chicks.

[I masterbate]

Bullshit im the innovator!!

I call BS on that one.

[ATRAIN]

Ahhhh, so ATRAIN got dumped by text.


Also, not all women make things complicated. I think maybe you just have bad taste in chicks.

LOL yeah sort of, didnt really get "dumped", but yea kind of was lol. That church camp she went to over the weekend put something in her mind and she said she had just confessed and that I was a "temptation". She called me later that night and we talked about things and yeah its pretty much over.

[ATRAIN]

Also, not all women make things complicated. I think maybe you just have bad taste in chicks.

Me thinks you are right

[JoeChalupa]

I've been doing very well but right now I sure do have a craving for a soda.

[marini martini]

Anybody remember Dunkaroos?

Those were the bomb.


no but i remember underoos.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[JudynTX]

I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. :p:

[manufan10]

I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. :p:

Some kinky underwear.. :eyebrows

For you not him. :D

[JudynTX]

Some kinky underwear.. :eyebrows

For you not him. :D

:nutkick: :lol

[manufan10]

:nutkick: :lol

You shouldn't rack your husband on his birthday, that's just wrong. :toast


:lol

[ATRAIN]

Get your husband a 3 way, that is the gift he really wants but will never ask you for it.

[Minnie Mouse]

I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. :p:

BJ's are always nice!!!:eyebrows

[manufan10]

Get your husband a 3 way, that is the gift he really wants but will never ask you for it.


BJ's are always nice!!!:eyebrows

Both great responses. I think you should go with a mixture of all three.. Kinky lingerie, a 3 way, and a BJ... 3 gifts you know he will enjoy! :hat

[JudynTX]

:lmao I was thinking of a gift card to Best Buy.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao I was thinking of a gift card to Best Buy.

PandaSpurs Husband - Aww honey a Best Buy gift card, how did you know (Fucking prude, I wanted a 3 some or some head at least)

[JudynTX]

PandaSpurs Husband - Aww honey a Best Buy gift card, how did you know (Fucking prude, I wanted a 3 some or some head at least)

He never has to ask for that. :hat

[manufan10]

He never has to ask for that. :hat

Wow your husband is whooped. He already knows that the answer is no, so he doesn't even ask. :nope

[mrsmaalox]

He never has to ask for that. :hat

Yea I don't know why these guys think that kinda stuff is reserved for birthdays!

[marini martini]

He never has to ask for that. :hat

LMAO....................:lmao

You must be getting a lot of gold charms for that JA charm bracelet!!!:toast

[ATRAIN]

Wow your husband is whooped. He already knows that the answer is no, so he doesn't even ask. :nope

:lmao

5 bucks says she doesnt even swallow when he she DOES do it.

[ATRAIN]

Here is a random thought!!!

There is no point in getting a BJ if the girl doesnt swallow. If she doesnt, she is gonna get it in the eye.

[manufan10]

:lmao

5 bucks says she doesnt even swallow when he she DOES do it.

"That is SO gross! EW!" - PandaSpur

:lol

[JudynTX]

Wow your husband is whooped. He already knows that the answer is no, so he doesn't even ask. :nope

You're such a dork. :lol


Yea I don't know why these guys think that kinda stuff is reserved for birthdays!

Or for Steak & BJ Day every March. :lmao


LMAO....................:lmao

You must be getting a lot of gold charms for that JA charm bracelet!!!:toast

No bracelet yet. Maybe for XMAS/birthday. :(

[ATRAIN]

You must be getting a lot of gold charms for that JA charm bracelet!!!:toast



No bracelet yet. Maybe for XMAS/birthday. :(



:lmao Proof that Panda Spur gives lousy head

[JudynTX]

:lmao Proof that Panda Spur gives lousy head

:flipoff

I swa...........................

nevermind :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

kinda gross how coffee makes your piss smell funny. not nearly as bad as eating asparagus, for most of us. eeeeeeesh

[marini martini]

:lmao

5 bucks says she doesnt even swallow when he she DOES do it.

$50.00 says she does!!! :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:flipoff

I swa...........................

nevermind :lmao


waste not, want not.

[ATRAIN]

$50.00 says she does!!! :tu

So she gave you head?

[marini martini]

kinda gross how coffee makes your piss smell funny. not nearly as bad as eating asparagus, for most of us. eeeeeeesh

Just change your underoos and STFU!!!:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Just change your underoos and STFU!!!:lmao

:lol

[manufan10]

Why do some people like golden showers?

[marini martini]

So she gave you head?


:bang

[ATRAIN]

Why do some people like golden showers?

I would say ask Pandaspur but she is a prude.

[manufan10]

:bang

Was it that bad? :(

[JudynTX]

I would say ask Pandaspur but she is a prude.

:rollin Far from it buddy!

[ATRAIN]

Was it that bad? :(

Further proof that Panda gives lousy head.

Hey panda do you ever notice that unsatisfied look on your Husband or Marini?

[manufan10]

I don't get the fascination of 2 Chicks 1 Cup or 1 Man 1 Jar type stuff... that's total garbage!

:vomit:

[ATRAIN]

I don't get the fascination of 2 Chicks 1 Cup or 1 Man 1 Jar type stuff... that's total garbage!

:vomit:

You touched yourself watching it didnt you?

[mrsmaalox]

Why do some people like golden showers?

That would be gross. Especially from someone like Viva, who's pee smells like coffee or asparagus or whatever. Ewwww.

[marini martini]

Further proof that Panda gives lousy head.

Hey panda do you ever notice that unsatisfied look on your Husband or Marini?

I like it better when you & CC are getting it on!!! Did ya get your "lift" yet????:lmao

[JudynTX]

Further proof that Panda gives lousy head.

Hey panda do you ever notice that unsatisfied look on your Husband or Marini?

I know what you're doing......trying to get me to say "let me show you". :nope Fuck, I just said it.
:lol

[marini martini]

That would be gross. Especially from someone like Viva, who's pee smells like coffee or asparagus or whatever. Ewwww.

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3656419&postcount=31

[manufan10]

You touched yourself watching it didnt you?

Maybe just a little.. :jack

:lol

Nah, I didn't even watch it. My friend told me what it was, and hell no I wasn't going to watch it. Ok, maybe a peep. :lol

:vomit:

[ATRAIN]

I know what you're doing......trying to get me to say "let me show you". :nope Fuck, I just said it.
:lol

NO thanks you dont wanna know what I do to girls who give lousy head. Ask Maalox why she has that patch over her right eye.

[mrsmaalox]

I like it better when you & CC are getting it on!!! Did ya get your "lift" yet????:lmao

That's nasty!

[ATRAIN]

Maybe just a little.. :jack

:lol

Nah, I didn't even watch it. My friend told me what it was, and hell no I wasn't going to watch it. Ok, maybe a peep. :lol

:vomit:

It wasnt that bad, its funny to watch it and then watch the reaction videos.

[dirk4mvp]

atrain sucks chodes at madden. He's worse than JT.

[to21]

I bet I'll be touching myself when I'm well into my 80's. Or paying someone to do it.

[manufan10]

That would be gross. Especially from someone like Viva, who's pee smells like coffee or asparagus or whatever. Ewwww.

:lol

I don't go around smelling pee, so I wouldn't know.

[marini martini]

Maybe just a little.. :jack

:lol

Nah, I didn't even watch it. My friend told me what it was, and hell no I wasn't going to watch it. Ok, maybe a peep. :lol

:vomit:

What till your Mom opened your bed room door and caught you whacking off???:wow

:lol

[JudynTX]

This thread took a U-turn. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I would say ask Pandaspur but she is a prude.
she's a cochina

[to21]

So maalox sniffs people's pee now?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That would be gross. Especially from someone like Viva, who's pee smells like coffee or asparagus or whatever. Ewwww.i don't think i could piss on someone. too weird.

[JudynTX]

she's a cochina

:angel

[manufan10]

What till your Mom opened your bed room door and caught you whacking off???:wow

:lol

No I always remember to lock the door! :toast


:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This thread took a U-turn. :lol
you're welcome :D

[ATRAIN]

atrain sucks chodes at madden. He's worse than jt.

bs!!!

[mrsmaalox]

So maalox sniffs people's pee now?

Fuck no. Viva stated a few posts ago that his pee stinks.

[manufan10]

i don't think i could piss on someone. too weird.

Even if they got stung by a jellyfish?

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Quotes/big566919.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck no. Viva stated a few posts ago that his pee stinks.
............when i drink coffee. let's keep it in context, please.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Even if they got stung by a jellyfish?

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Quotes/big566919.jpg
nah. i'd just laugh at them.

[manufan10]

:angel

LIAR!

:devil <----- now that is more like it!

[manufan10]

nah. i'd just laugh at them.

I guess if my pee smelled bad too I wouldn't want to pee on anybody.

:lol

[manufan10]

This thread took a U-turn. :lol

It is a "completely random thought thread," so be prepared for many U-turns. :downspin:

[marini martini]

No I always remember to lock the door! :toast


:lol


Even if they got stung by a jellyfish?

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Quotes/big566919.jpg

Glad you've been paying attention at ST.!!!:lol You are wise grasshopper!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I guess if my pee smelled bad too I wouldn't want to pee on anybody.

:lolunless it makes the pee-ee smell better.

[mrsmaalox]

unless it makes the pee-ee smell better.

You know how they say pineapple improves the flavor of semen? Well maybe it will improve the smell of your pee. You should eat some and let us know.

[marini martini]

You know how they say pineapple improves the flavor of semen? Well maybe it will improve the smell of your pee. You should eat some and let us know.

You just walked under that one!!!:rollin

[manufan10]

You know how they say pineapple improves the flavor of semen? Well maybe it will improve the smell of your pee. You should eat some and let us know.

Why? Do you want to taste it?

On a side note, I have been eating plenty of pineapple. :eyebrows

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You just walked under that one!!!:rollin

she normally does.

[mrsmaalox]

Why? Do you want to taste it?

On a side note, I have been eating plenty of pineapple. :eyebrows

Oh no. I just wanted to help our friend, Viva, with his little "problem" ;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

......when i drink coffee, chippy

[manufan10]

Oh no. I just wanted to help our friend, Viva, with his little "problem" ;)

:lol



I'm wondering why it burns when I pee. :(

[JudynTX]

maalox, why do they call you chippy?

[mrsmaalox]

maalox, why do they call you chippy?

Because they're insane!

[marini martini]

......when i drink coffee, chippy


maalox, why do they call you chippy?


Because they're insane!

:lmao:lmao:lmao


It's a private joke! :toast Oh snap, hope the forum monitor doesn't come over here and smack us, for having private jokes!!!!:nope

:D

[JudynTX]

:lmao:lmao:lmao


It's a private joke! :toast Oh snap, hope the forum monitor doesn't come over here and smack us, for having private jokes!!!!:nope

:D

Tell me at the next GTG. :hat

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Marini started that.