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Wild Cobra
08-19-2009, 03:13 PM
HR 3501 (http://www.thomas.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.3501:):

111th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. R. 3501

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow a deduction for pet
care expenses.

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

July 31, 2009

Mr. MCCOTTER introduced the following bill; which was referred to the
Committee on Ways and Means

A BILL

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow a deduction for pet
care expenses.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the
United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

This Act may be cited as the `Humanity and Pets Partnered Through
the Years (HAPPY) Act'.

SEC. 2. FINDINGS.

The Congress finds the following:

(1) According to the 2007-2008 National Pet Owners Survey,
63 percent of United States households own a pet.

(2) The Human-Animal Bond has been shown to have positive
effects upon people's emotional and physical well-being.

SEC. 3. DEDUCTION FOR PET CARE EXPENSES.

(a) In General- Part VII of subchapter B of chapter 1 of the Internal
Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to additional itemized deductions
for individuals) is amended by redesignating section 224 as
section 225 and by inserting after section 223 the following new
section:

`SEC. 224. PET CARE EXPENSES.

`(a) Allowance of Deduction- In the case of an individual, there
shall be allowed as a deduction for the taxable year an amount
equal to the qualified pet care expenses of the taxpayer during
the taxable year for any qualified pet of the taxpayer.

`(b) Maximum Deduction- The amount allowable as a deduction under
subsection (a) to the taxpayer for any taxable year shall not
exceed $3,500.

`(c) Qualified Pet Care Expenses- For purposes of this section, the
term `qualified pet care expenses' means amounts paid in
connection with providing care (including veterinary care) for a
qualified pet other than any expense in connection with the
acquisition of the qualified pet.

`(d) Qualified Pet- For purposes of this section--

`(1) QUALIFIED PET- The term `qualified pet' means a legally
owned, domesticated, live animal.

`(2) EXCEPTIONS- Such term does not include any animal--

`(A) used for research or owned or utilized in conjunction
with a trade or business, or

`(B) with respect to which the taxpayer has claimed a
deduction under section 162 or 213 in any of the
preceding 3 taxable years.'.

(b) Clerical Amendment- The table of sections for part VII of subchapter B
of chapter 1 of such Code is amended by striking the last item and
inserting the following new items:

`Sec. 224. Pet care expenses.

`Sec. 225. Cross reference.'.

(c) Effective Date- The amendments made by this section shall apply to
taxable years beginning after December 31, 2009.

Bender
08-19-2009, 03:21 PM
I wish I could get another Exemption allowance for my dog (great dane).

coyotes_geek
08-19-2009, 03:23 PM
Evidently Mr. McCotter has a few wealthy pet owners amongst his constituency.

fyatuk
08-19-2009, 03:25 PM
So I could deduct my cat food and litter, as well as vet bills? Sounds good to me ;)

Wild Cobra
08-19-2009, 03:29 PM
Hey, I have two cats, two dogs, a boa, and the demonrats to feed it... Can I get the maximum?

coyotes_geek
08-19-2009, 03:36 PM
Mr. McCotter is visionary to say the least.

"visionary" in the sense that he's got good vision of his campaign coffers. But so do his 434 colleagues, so it's par for the course.

johnsmith
08-19-2009, 03:37 PM
Hey, I have two cats, two dogs, a boa, and the demonrats to feed it... Can I get the maximum?

I hope the Boa strangles the cats.

Wild Cobra
08-19-2009, 03:39 PM
I hope the Boa strangles the cats.
You're just evil.

angrydude
08-19-2009, 03:42 PM
God I hate politicians.

LnGrrrR
08-19-2009, 03:59 PM
LOL This bill is ridiculous.