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Lt. Aldo Raine
08-21-2009, 12:13 AM
My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine, and I need me 8 trolls. We're gonna be dropped into Los Angeles, dressed as douches. We're gonna be doin one thing and one thing only........trolling Lakerfans.
Members of the Los Angeles Lakers Basketball Club conquered the NBA through murder, torture, intimidation, and collusion. And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them.
We will be cruel to the Lakerfan, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, & disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Lakerfan will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our keyboards.
And the Lakerfans will be sickened by us, and the Lakerfans will talk about us, and the Lakerfans will fear us. A Lakerfan ain't got no humanity! And they need to be owned.
Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Lakerfan scalps... and I want my scalps!
Sound good?
23LeBronJames23
08-21-2009, 12:15 AM
Umhmmmmmm...
what????????
Walt Kowalski
08-21-2009, 12:17 AM
Count me in brah.
Spursfan092120
08-21-2009, 12:40 AM
An Aldo Raine troll..that's just phenomenal..thumbs up from me, bro.
spursfan1000
08-21-2009, 12:42 AM
lmao
symple19
08-21-2009, 12:44 AM
lmao.....sweeeeeeeeet
Man In Black
08-21-2009, 12:45 AM
Are you chasing LA-zis?
Spursfan092120
08-21-2009, 12:47 AM
5sQhTVz5IjQ
NRHector
08-21-2009, 12:48 AM
and if they ban us? ok I'll go but if I get shot don't leave me behind I have a wife, kids and bills to pay.
23LeBronJames23
08-21-2009, 01:16 AM
and if they ban us? ok I'll go but if I get shot don't leave me behind I have a wife, kids and bills to pay.
lol
redzero
08-21-2009, 03:26 AM
Wow.
fo'shizzle
08-21-2009, 05:20 AM
and if they ban us? ok I'll go but if I get shot don't leave me behind I have a wife, kids and bills to pay.
:lmao
ManuTP9
08-21-2009, 06:12 AM
http://i25.tinypic.com/etw7ds.jpg
polysylab1k
08-21-2009, 06:14 AM
The trolls should get organized and parade to some Lakers forums like lakersground and lakersnation, and own the Lakers fans on their own properties. I think there's nothing more entertaining than owning them at their own home, precisely it should be curbstomping the crap out of them, just like how the Lakers owned the Spurs in 07-08 season WCF, and that's probably the main reason why Spurs fans hate Lakers so much as to creat trolls talking trash to them.
Culburn369
08-21-2009, 07:47 AM
It won't change the 15 we've lodged, nor the inability of the Mavs to light, or, the Spurs to repeat.
But, knock yerself out.
turiaf for president
08-21-2009, 09:20 AM
too much star wars?
Trainwreck2100
08-21-2009, 09:53 AM
Umhmmmmmm...
what????????
lakerfan=nazis
turiaf for president
08-21-2009, 10:35 AM
Has nothing to do with Star Wars?
calling him a freakin dork bro like those star wars fans who dress up as darth vader when watching the movie
Trainwreck2100
08-21-2009, 10:39 AM
calling him a freakin dork bro like those star wars fans who dress up as darth vader when watching the movie
so it was supposed to be a joke, a really really really lame joke
Cry Havoc
08-21-2009, 11:15 AM
This troll >>>>> kill_bill_pana
hater
08-21-2009, 11:37 AM
now this is a serious trolll :tu
I follow you to the end of the world
LeCrab
08-21-2009, 11:47 AM
I'll go undercover and incognegro.
I don't really stand out so I don't think anyone will notice me.
hater
08-21-2009, 11:50 AM
I'll go undercover and incognegro.
I don't really stand out so I don't think anyone will notice me.
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/2921/animation15ug.gif
cheguevara
08-21-2009, 01:25 PM
My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine, and I need me 8 trolls. We're gonna be dropped into Los Angeles, dressed as douches. We're gonna be doin one thing and one thing only........trolling Lakerfans.
Members of the Los Angeles Lakers Basketball Club conquered the NBA through murder, torture, intimidation, and collusion. And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them.
We will be cruel to the Lakerfan, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, & disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Lakerfan will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our keyboards.
And the Lakerfans will be sickened by us, and the Lakerfans will talk about us, and the Lakerfans will fear us. A Lakerfan ain't got no humanity! And they need to be owned.
Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Lakerfan scalps... and I want my scalps!
Sound good?
as Comandante of the mission, I would like to second Liutenant's request and call up on the baddest, dirtiest, smelliest trools on Spurstalk to join our cause.
Down with the Laker Imperialism!!!
Viva la Revolucion!!!
kamikazi_player
08-21-2009, 02:25 PM
Be very very quiet, I hunting me some Waker fans, hehehehehhehe
Lt. Aldo Raine
08-24-2009, 10:31 AM
Gentlemen I need me a status update!
BlackBellamy
08-24-2009, 11:53 AM
My understanding's that you need scalps?
hater
08-24-2009, 12:19 PM
can I bring in whole heads? my knife is not sharp enough to cut scalps
Rainman
08-24-2009, 03:15 PM
can I bring in whole heads? my knife is not sharp enough to cut scalps
I believe in your cause hermano so yes I will bring a dull spoon to stab them in the heart while you take their heads:rollin
The only thing that would make people hate the Lakers more is if Mark Cuban owned the team!
nkdlunch
08-24-2009, 03:20 PM
can I bring in whole heads? my knife is not sharp enough to cut scalps
soldier! that's the spirit!! I will order one of these for our entire battallion on the double!!!!
http://www.kitchenkneads.com/images/product_images/7_L_Nesco_FoodSlicer_L.jpg
Banzai
08-24-2009, 08:14 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/bullshit12.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/bullshit12.jpg)
DeadlyDynasty
08-24-2009, 11:34 PM
If you strike us down we'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
Lt. Aldo Raine
09-02-2009, 10:48 AM
Fellas how is the mission going? You will get me 100 Lakerfan scalps, taken off the heads of 100 dead Lakerfans, or you will die trying!
My Fault
09-02-2009, 02:11 PM
Fellas how is the mission going? You will get me 100 Lakerfan scalps, taken off the heads of 100 dead Lakerfans, or you will die trying!
Lakersground = suck
Bunch of Kobe nut huggers who are trying to ban me after 2 post
picc84
09-02-2009, 02:25 PM
My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine, and I need me 8 trolls. We're gonna be dropped into Los Angeles, dressed as douches. We're gonna be doin one thing and one thing only........trolling Lakerfans.
Members of the Los Angeles Lakers Basketball Club conquered the NBA through murder, torture, intimidation, and collusion. And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them.
We will be cruel to the Lakerfan, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, & disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Lakerfan will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our keyboards.
And the Lakerfans will be sickened by us, and the Lakerfans will talk about us, and the Lakerfans will fear us. A Lakerfan ain't got no humanity! And they need to be owned.
Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Lakerfan scalps... and I want my scalps!
Sound good?
Ban Jarno. :toast
DisAsTerBot
09-02-2009, 03:59 PM
I'll go undercover and incognegro.
I don't really stand out so I don't think anyone will notice me.
best sig ever!
Trainwreck2100
09-02-2009, 04:49 PM
If you strike us down we'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
......................in 6 years
Lt. Aldo Raine
12-18-2009, 07:58 PM
Soldiers, what in the fuck is going on? Where are my goddamn scalps!
TheManFromAcme
12-18-2009, 09:17 PM
:wtf
Mavs_man_41
12-19-2009, 01:12 AM
reporting for duty sir. I've already gotten about 10 laker fans goats
Count me in! Let's get some Lakerfan heads!
Trainwreck2100
12-19-2009, 03:30 AM
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/2921/animation15ug.gif
i made that, true story it was laid out with in a comic strip form so i just cut out the panels and made it a gif. The fin was all my idea being that he's French and all
O.J Mayo
12-19-2009, 03:31 AM
I have been doing that. Queers like Culburn369 make the juiceman sick.
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