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lebomb
08-25-2009, 11:05 AM
...............after letting I. Hustles girl in about 5am, with tears streaming down her face...........I wiped the sleep from my eyes and asked WTF was wrong. She tells me about the awfully disappointing night at the movies she had..........and the boring ass Madden football she had to endure, just to receive about 2 min. of so called sex. I figured what the hell, I might as well give her what she really wants, so I proceed to toss her across the kitchen counter and order her to make me some bacon and eggs while I hit it from the back. A smile immediately comes across her face, as she knew I would not only satisfy her completely ............but, we both will have a good meal in the process. Even though the eggs were over cooked big time and the bacon burned to a crisp setting off the smoke alarms, at least she got the best 3 min. of sex she ever had. :hat
PM5K
08-25-2009, 11:11 AM
Way too fucking late...
I. Hustle
08-25-2009, 11:13 AM
Eh. I gave it all I had. Oh well
lebomb
08-25-2009, 11:16 AM
Eh. I gave it all I had. Oh well

.................another minute, and you would've had'er.
I. Hustle
08-25-2009, 11:18 AM
Another minute and I would have fallen asleep
mouse
08-25-2009, 11:18 AM
I already got her tweet while the bacon was still raw.
I. Hustle
08-25-2009, 11:27 AM
I think he was getting her tweet while the bacon was still raw :lol
Phillip
08-25-2009, 11:36 AM
these arent funny
Phillip
08-25-2009, 11:36 AM
lol utsa
lebomb
08-25-2009, 11:39 AM
lol utsa


................. it was your mom that fucked up my breakfast. :toast
I. Hustle
08-25-2009, 11:44 AM
these arent funny

these nuts
mouse
08-25-2009, 01:13 PM
these arent funny

This kind of humor is on a level you may not be familiar with. I would at least wait till around Wednesday ,or so...you may catch on by then... :tu
Dr. Gonzo
08-25-2009, 01:34 PM
these arent funny

I agree.
Blake
08-25-2009, 09:01 PM
I figured what the hell, I might as well give her what she really wants, so I proceed to toss her salad across the kitchen counter and order her to make me some bacon and eggs while I lick it from the back. A smile immediately comes across her face, as she knew I would not only satisfy her completely ............but, we both will have a good meal in the process.

sounds about right for lebomb