anyone who watches Wheel of fortune...

[phyzik]

Does anyone remember the contestant Raymond? :lol

I dont know why I thought of this guy but he's actually on youtube.

If you never got a chance to see him on TV, here he is in all his glory. Its like they found a real life Tyrone Biggums and put him in a suit :rollin.

1mT4jnkPnwE

[JudynTX]

This show is still on? WOW :lol

[clambake]

> My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in
> bed... I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she
> answered.
> I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this
> time, simply saying, "Yes.."
> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
> And then the fight started....
> ******************************************
> Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the
> dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.. I hooked up the boat up to the
> truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was
> blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and
> discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the
> house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my
> wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather
> out there is terrible..." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you
> believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
> And that's how the fight started.....
> ******************************************
> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
> slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just
> get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't
> believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
> So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
> And then the fight started.....
> *****************************************
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
> said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
> I bought her a scale.
> And then the fight started...
> ******************************************
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive...
> so, I took her to a gas station.
> And then the fight started...
> ******************************************
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
> staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
> table.
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend... I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't
> been sober since.'
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating
> that long?'
> And then the fight started...
> ******************************************
> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
> first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
> He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
> Nah, she can order for herself."
> And then the fight started...
> ******************************************
> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
> with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
> fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
> And then the fight started.....


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[manufan10]

^ clambake that was hilarious! :lmao

[ManuTP9]

Lmao..

[phyzik]

"And if you have the breath left for it, we need a vowel"

"aaaaay"

:lol