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CosmicCowboy
08-28-2009, 09:26 PM
Shit.

What a total waste of time and money. Prime time Friday night. They get no slack from me. If they can't do it then they can't do it. I've had some good meals at the Lodge and really expected better. Chefs are supposed to know when their meals suck.

Cole Slaw: D-

shredded red cabbage with milk poured over it. Massive fail.

Creamed corn: C-

Edible but crunchy, watery, and not sweet enough.

Pulled Pork: F-

I think they steamed it. It was fucking awful. A hand full of slimy white pork. TOTALLY unacceptable.

Spare Ribs: D+

OK, they tasted like smoke. Thats the ONLY plus. Unfortunately you need good teeth to get half the meat off the bone. Totally fucking unacceptable. They didn't even break in half at the cartiledge...when I was done it just looked like a hairy stick...

Sides:

The spicy pickles get a solid A+

very good.

Unfortunately they didn't make up for a $40 disaster of a suck ass BBQ meal for 2.

I should have known better. My BBQ rules. Two Brothers Suck.

Abraham Quintanilla
08-28-2009, 10:23 PM
Have you tried Yolanda's BBQ?

kid
08-28-2009, 10:27 PM
That is a dam good review. you should share it with the two brothers BBQ blogger's.

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/23/778309/restaurant/Pittsburgh/Far-South-South-Hills/Two-Brothers-Bar-B-Q-Presto

If anyone knows BBQ it's CC :tu

CavsSuperFan
08-28-2009, 11:14 PM
Seems odd that a “master smoker” would expect good bar be que at a family restaurant? Next time go to chili’s & get the chicken salad & a beer…

tlongII
08-29-2009, 10:35 AM
Seems odd that a “master smoker” would expect good bar be que at a family restaurant? Next time go to chili’s & get the chicken salad & a beer…

:tu

CosmicCowboy
08-29-2009, 11:11 AM
Seems odd that a “master smoker” would expect good bar be que at a family restaurant? Next time go to chili’s & get the chicken salad & a beer…

Two brothers is supposed to be the new "hot" BBQ place...they call it gourmet BBQ...it's owned by the same guys that do The Lodge and Bin 555 (both top tier gourmet restaurants) so it was a reasonable expectation to get good BBQ.

Last Comic Standing
08-29-2009, 03:41 PM
Pulled Pork

I haven't pulled my pork since collage.

exstatic
08-29-2009, 04:53 PM
I haven't pulled my pork since collage.

You pulled your pork in art class?

Bigzax
08-29-2009, 05:56 PM
chili's got two for $20!

2 halfslabs of baby back ribs, mash potatoes, corn, starter and dessert!


$20 fuckin dollars!!! :hungry:

EricB
08-29-2009, 06:20 PM
Chilis is not fucking bbq....

DPG21920
08-29-2009, 06:24 PM
Bin 555 is awesome. I love that place.

bendmz
08-29-2009, 08:45 PM
the smoke house......

PM5K
08-29-2009, 08:45 PM
chili's got two for $20!

2 halfslabs of baby back ribs, mash potatoes, corn, starter and dessert!


$20 fuckin dollars!!! :hungry:

+ 2 Drinks 3.00
+ 15% Gratuity 3.50
+ Tax 2.00

28.50

mouse
08-30-2009, 01:33 AM
Chilis is not fucking bbq....


This may only be the second time I actually agree with Tpark. :wakeup