Free Quattro Razor (21)

[Dr. Gonzo]

Friend request sent

[Squid]

http://www.walrusbucketsaga.com/images/124-newbuketforme_by_Jan.jpg

I know that bitch. I inked all over her face.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what a whore.

[Fpoonsie]

Friend request sent

:lol

I tried to request *H*im as well, but there's a TON of McChrists.

How do I know the real savior when I see him? :depressed

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just look for the one with the Galifinacus face.

[Fpoonsie]

Just look for the one with the Galifinacus face.

Ah. 'Preciate it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I should have bought a potato.

[PakiDan]

I did buy a potato and I'm thinkin' I probably shouldn't have.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I never half step because, in fact, I am not a half stepper.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's believable. It's kinda hard to briskly half step. :tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

I agree. Half stepping is for suckas.

[Dr. Gonzo]

1OWBXmTrqIE

[ShoogarBear]

Blah blah blah.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Blah blah blah.
is your wife nagging at you?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have an unhealthy addiction to Mountain Dew.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Something about drink "dew" that doesn't appeal to me.

[ShoogarBear]

is your wife nagging at you?

Not married, but if I was, she would know better.

[ShoogarBear]

I have an unhealthy addiction to Mountain Dew.

It's the absinthe.

[Kori Ellis]

LOL

I shut down the NBA forum.

[Kori Ellis]

It was annoying.

[Wilford Brimley]

you could've ignored it

[Greg Oden]

If you make me a mod in that forum, I will be sure to keep it clean, tbh.

[Kori Ellis]

agree imho

also i think posters who weren't part of the problem should get their original screen names back to post serious topics in the club :D

Under consideration.

[Greg Oden]

I shall take it that goes for my post as well.

[Kori Ellis]

My daughter is awesome tbh

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5835/alexisxmas2.jpg
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3987/christmas1.jpg
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8468/dsc05083l.jpg
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/1999/dsc05084wm.jpg

[duncan228]

She's beautiful Kori. Thanks for the pics. :)

[Nick Manning]

in before pego/mo says "ugly baby."

how long is the nba forum down?

[Kori Ellis]

Two more...

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4320/alexis32a.jpg
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8016/christmas2t.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

in before pego/mo says "ugly baby."

how long is the nba forum down?

pego knows she's awesome and adorable.

I don't know, tbh.

[Kori Ellis]

She's beautiful Kori. Thanks for the pics. :)

Thanks. If you look on my facebook, there's a lot more. :)

[Nick Manning]

pego knows she's awesome and adorable.

I don't know, tbh.

This news saddens me, tbh

[Kori Ellis]

This news saddens me, tbh

I figured turning it off is like the equivalent of putting kindergarteners in timeout.

[Nick Manning]

I figured turning it off is like the equivalent of putting kindergarteners in timeout.

tbh i think you have a bad-troll holocaust on this site, although I'm sure i'd be one of the casualties:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Everyone has their opinion on the NBA forum-troll situation. My opinion was to just let it go -- I expect the NBA forum to be 90% trolling. As long as the trolling is limited in the Spurs forum, I don't really care. But people don't get it about the NBA forum...tons of people go there expecting real talk. So, I can either get rid of it altogether, go on a mass banning mission, or just let it go.

[Nick Manning]

mass bannings ftw

and not permanent ones, but weekly ones at first so you get your message across to the bottom feeders

[Axe Murderer]

OHHHHHHH KORI ELLIS!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!

0C52RQ4z-so

[Kyle Orton]

Tbh, bannings won't fix the problem. The only thing that'll fix the NBA forum is the Lakers becoming irrelevant and Lakers fans vanishing from ST. Banning me and m>s was a temporary band-aid but tonight showed how bad the NBA forum can be just because of Kobe having a good game without either of us being involved.

[Kori Ellis]

lol Yeah, I'm not going to sit around banning 1,000 IP addresses of Spurs fans pretending to be Laker fans, Mavs fans pretending to be Spurs fans, and Rockets fans pretending to be relevant.

[IronMexican]

It's all about getting the right colored shoe polish.

[Nick Manning]

lol Yeah, I'm not going to sit around banning 1,000 IP addresses of Spurs fans pretending to be Laker fans, Mavs fans pretending to be Spurs fans, and Rockets fans pretending to be relevant.

http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom//img/2010/05/28/sunsbrooklopezgif_20100528102802_0_0.GIF

[Greg Oden]

It's all about getting the right colored shoe polish.

lol skinny jeans

[Kori Ellis]

IronMexican wears skinny jeans?

[Kyle Orton]

-MKhyM1aBrI

[Greg Oden]

IronMexican wears skinny jeans?

his nonconformist hero has conformed.

[IronMexican]

Yes, I wear skinny jeans and dance like berney.

[Kyle Orton]

Yes, I wear skinny jeans and dance like berney.

:lol

[Kyle Orton]

rofl IronMexican, did Dirk or Reynaldo actually tell you I'm the white guy in that video?

[Kori Ellis]

Yes, I wear skinny jeans and dance like berney.

I believe the berney part.

[midnightpulp]

Tbh, bannings won't fix the problem. The only thing that'll fix the NBA forum is the Lakers becoming irrelevant and Lakers fans vanishing from ST. Banning me and m>s was a temporary band-aid but tonight showed how bad the NBA forum can be just because of Kobe having a good game without either of us being involved.

The goods.

[IronMexican]

Berney has nothing on dem moves, though.

cfOa1a8hYP8

[Greg Oden]

beautiful song :cry ruined by some pretty gay stuff going on in the video.

[IronMexican]

3 million views since Friday. Greatness.

[IronMexican]

I've been trying to master all the moves in that video, btw. I plan on knowing the entire dance without having to look at the video.

[Kyle Orton]

IronMexican I'm not drinking right now so I must ax others about this, but have you tried the new four lokos yet and are they anywhere near as good as the OG four lokos?

[Axe Murderer]

IronMexican I'm not drinking right now so I must ax others about this, but have you tried the new four lokos yet and are they anywhere near as good as the OG four lokos?

pretty much the same scroh

[Kori Ellis]

Tbh, bannings won't fix the problem. The only thing that'll fix the NBA forum is the Lakers becoming irrelevant and Lakers fans vanishing from ST. Banning me and m>s was a temporary band-aid but tonight showed how bad the NBA forum can be just because of Kobe having a good game without either of us being involved.

Weirdly no one ever complains to me about the Laker trolls. But people complain about you guys all the time. Plus, it doesn't help your cause when I personally think you are a racist and mavs>spurs had it out with timvp.

[Nick Manning]

Kori I found your timing of the closure to be exquisite, tbh. Close down right after Kobe has his best game of the season. :lol

[Kyle Orton]

pretty much the same scroh

tbh im assuming they are taste wise but do they have the same bouncing-off-the-walls-drunk effect? A month ago I shotgunned the last two I had in a 4 minute span and it was so bad I haven't drank since :lol

[Axe Murderer]

tbh im assuming they are taste wise but do they have the same bouncing-off-the-walls-drunk effect?

I really don't notice a difference tbh. It tastes exactly the same really and I can't really tell if there's a difference in energy at all.

[Kyle Orton]

I personally think you are a racist

Tbh I voted for Obama. That should change your mind :lmao

[IronMexican]

"Look at me, voting against the guy my dad and mom gave over 100,000 dollars for his campaign drive. I'm so edgy and anti-Republican" - Bernie

[Fpoonsie]

tbh, #41 has brought the NBA forum down to join him on his knees. The rest of the Usual Suspects were an acquired taste, so to speak, but that guy seems to have a taste for EVERYone and's made numerous threads hard to get through.

And the worst part about it is you can't even have it out w/ the guy. You respond to him, and he waits around for someone to respond to you, and proceeds to slob.

I still maintain that that's one of BUMP's most effectively obnoxious trolls, 'cause I can't imagine someone would purposefully choose that shtick.

[Kori Ellis]

Tbh I voted for Obama. That should change your mind :lmao

You sound like a racist guy who says: "I'm not racist. I have a friend who is black."

[TE]

I needa get me some new four loko

[Kori Ellis]

tbh, #41 has brought the NBA forum down to join him on his knees. ..

I don't know who that guy is, but he did PM me to ask why his privileges were taken away when I shut it down.

[oh crap]

A month ago I shotgunned the last two I had in a 4 minute span and it was so bad I haven't drank since :lol

how in the fuck is this even possible?

[Kyle Orton]

You sound like a racist guy who says: "I'm not racist. I have a friend who is black."

crofl that was the joke, I didn't expect a "No shit! In that case you're unbanned response!":lol

Tbh who do you hate more, me or lefty.

[Fpoonsie]

I don't know who that guy is, but he did PM me to ask why his privileges were taken away when I shut it down.

:lol

And just when he got blue'd, too...

[Kori Ellis]

Tbh who do you hate more, me or lefty.

I actually don't hate you. So I guess that answers that :lol

[Axe Murderer]

tbh, I've actually become a pretty boring poster. Unless it's another "gangbang on koriwhat" thread I've actually kept the trolling to a minimum.

If not for my reputation, nobody would ever listen to me, IMHO

[Kyle Orton]

how in the fuck is this even possible?

Drank water all day and took a giant piss before the party (yes this was a bet I prepared for)

Got the first one down in about 20 seconds (fruit punch flavor). Took a two minute break to make sure everything would stay down, then took about 90 seconds to get the other one down (blue rasberry).

It was supposed to be filmed but my friend who's majoring in that area didn't feel like bringing his camcorder.

[TE]

Drank water all day and took a giant piss before the party (yes this was a bet I prepared for)

Got the first one down in about 20 seconds (fruit punch flavor). Took a two minute break to make sure everything would stay down, then took about 90 seconds to get the other one down (blue rasberry).

It was supposed to be filmed but my friend who's majoring in that area didn't feel like bringing his camcorder.

Damn bro.

[Fpoonsie]

tbh, I've actually become a pretty boring poster. Unless it's another "gangbang on koriwhat" thread I've actually kept the trolling to a minimum.

If not for my reputation, nobody would ever listen to me, IMHO

Meh. I dunno, you still have your moments.

imo I expected (perhaps somewhat foolishly) to see DoK shit all over ST (ya know, in an awesomely epic way) as soon as he got back, but he's been alarmingly tame.

[Kyle Orton]

imo I expected (perhaps somewhat foolishly) to see DoK shit all over ST (ya know, in an awesomely epic way) as soon as he got back, but he's been alarmingly tame.

My scorn and pissed off attitude towards the Suns has made it so since I've been back I've done nothing other than troll people who said anything slightly stupid about the Suns during the off season.

[Axe Murderer]

Meh. I dunno, you still have your moments.

imo I expected (perhaps somewhat foolishly) to see DoK shit all over ST (ya know, in an awesomely epic way) as soon as he got back, but he's been alarmingly tame.

idk, now that all my trolls are gone for good, i've become to lazy to do any trolling.

everyday, i basically just talk basketball with the same 4-5 people or circlejerk with BlackSwordsMan about old SNES/N64 games

[TE]

lol DOK and Mavs>Spurs unmasked

[Kori Ellis]

My scorn and pissed off attitude towards the Suns has made it so since I've been back I've done nothing other than troll people who said anything slightly stupid about the Suns during the off season.

I thought you had an emo breakdown and said you really needed to study/have a real life, weren't going to come on ST anymore, blahblahblah.

[Kyle Orton]

I thought you had an emo breakdown and really needed to study/have a real life, weren't going to come on ST anymore, blahblahblah.

tbh the emo breakdown m>s posted was a message I made up entirely to troll him.

However watching sports/sports in general became too big a part of my life, that includes this forum.

[Kori Ellis]

idk, now that all my trolls are gone for good, i've become to lazy to do any trolling.

everyday, i basically just talk basketball with the same 4-5 people or circlejerk with BlackSwordsMan about old SNES/N64 games

Why are you friends with BSM?

What trolls do you want back? Maybe if I like them I'll change the passwords and give them back to you.

[Fpoonsie]

My scorn and pissed off attitude towards the Suns has made it so since I've been back I've done nothing other than troll people who said anything slightly stupid about the Suns during the off season.

[sigh]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Still...kinda sucks. To this day, you've been the only poster (to my knowledge (sup BUMP)) that I was both a fan of (DoK) and fucking despised (Goran).

[Axe Murderer]

Why are you friends with BSM?


We're both fans of old nintendo games.



What trolls do you want back? Maybe if I like them I'll change the passwords and give them back to you.

:lol

I don't really care, I'd rather you approve of the new ones. I have some pretty good ones, tbh

I guess if you want you could give me these two back

Dr House (self-explanatory)
HeatTheBestEver (douchey bandwagoning heat fan)

the rest i don't really care about

[Fpoonsie]

idk, now that all my trolls are gone for good, i've become to lazy to do any trolling.

everyday, i basically just talk basketball with the same 4-5 people or circlejerk with BlackSwordsMan about old SNES/N64 games

Ya know, I don't know how long it took me (undoubtedly, an embarrassingly lengthy amount of time) to realize that you (BUMP) were actually a troll of yourself (.BUMP).

One of the more subtle "...BUMP classics."

So, to sum up, fuck your mother.

(sorry, I was starting to sound like the poster I just went off about)

[Kori Ellis]

We're both fans of old nintendo games.




:lol

I don't really care, I'd rather you approve of the new ones. I have some pretty good ones, tbh

I guess if you want you could give me these two back

Dr House (self-explanatory)
HeatTheBestEver (douchey bandwagoning heat fan)

the rest i don't really care about

I don't do the new approvals but I'll ask timvp to do them tonight. There's probably like 300 waiting.

[Fpoonsie]

btw, mono's (still) full a' shit about retiring, correct?

[Kyle Orton]

[sigh]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Still...kinda sucks. To this day, you've been the only poster (to my knowledge (sup BUMP)) that I was both a fan of (DoK) and fucking despised (Goran).

Tbh, idk why but several people liked DoK and hated Goran. I always thought it was the same easily identifiable posting style that had the same opinion on everything. I guess Goran was DoK only a way bigger douchebag.

[Axe Murderer]

btw, mono's (still) full a' shit about retiring, correct?

crofl mono will never leave imho

[Kyle Orton]

IMO, HeatBurn305 > HeatTheBestEver

[Fpoonsie]

Tbh, idk why but several people liked DoK and hated Goran. I always thought it was the same easily identifiable posting style that had the same opinion on everything. I guess Goran was DoK only a way bigger douchebag.

That's exactly what it was.

Both DoK AND Goran would rub in "the Skunker" as soon as the buzzer sounded to end the series, but Goran would call your mother a whore and your father a faggot while doing so.

[Axe Murderer]

shit I forgot about HeatBurn. that was the one to troll Cubby.

IMO, i wanna know who Veterinarian is. Probly the funniest poster on the site

[Kyle Orton]

Is this supposed to be what the quattro thread is used for?

[Kori Ellis]

Is this supposed to be what the quatro thread is?

Pretty much.

[Fpoonsie]

heatburn was the fucking shit

poonsie, tell oleeeee hubby 2 or 3 words that'll change me life forever :lol

Was that ACTUALLY Cubby? Or just a dead-on impersonation?

[Fpoonsie]

shit I forgot about HeatBurn. that was the one to troll Cubby.

Ha! No shit...huh.

[Kyle Orton]

I'm sorry and I don't mean to toot my van horn, but Will Hunting trolled Cully better than anyone else.

[Fpoonsie]

bump troll imho

[sigh]

Well, once again, I never admitted to being good at this game.

[Fpoonsie]

I'm sorry and I don't mean to toot my van horn, but Will Hunting trolled Cully better than anyone else.

See. Case in point.

No fucking clue.

[Dr House]

you guys see the G.O.A.T. tonight?

[Kori Ellis]

...

I PM you with the password to those two.

[Kori Ellis]

IMO, i wanna know who Veterinarian is. Probly the funniest poster on the site

Hmm...let me see who it is.

[Axe Murderer]

I PM you with the password to those two.

thanks imho

[Nick Manning]

Hmm...let me see who it is.

who is lakaluva while you're at it

[Kori Ellis]

Hmm...let me see who it is.

It's not anyone you'd ever guess. He does have about 20 trolls, however -- and I had no idea til I just looked.

[Nick Manning]

thanks imho

she giveth and she taketh away :lol

[Axe Murderer]

It's not anyone you'd ever guess. He does have about 20 trolls, however -- and I had no idea til I just looked.

Ya that's what he said, that he wasn't a regular poster.

Kinda weird because he seems to know everyone's schtick and trolls them accordingly. If I had to guess I'd say RenaldoBalkman but it's probly some random guy who just lurks most the time

[DMC]

I cannot understand how anyone can keep up with that many conversations at once. I cannot even keep up with one without losing focus.

Some of the guys, trolls, whatever, are really eloquent, others just rash and simple. It would be interesting if the same person was doing both styles.

[Kyle Orton]

It's def. not ReynaldoBalkman. He has a weird unique posting style that woulda gotten uncovered by now as veterinarian.

[Kori Ellis]

He posts fairly regularly -- I mean, you know him as a regular poster. But I didn't know he had good trolls. Some of his other ones are funny too.

[Nick Manning]

He posts fairly regularly -- I mean, you know him as a regular poster. But I didn't know he had good trolls. Some of his other ones are funny too.

Jam?

[Kyle Orton]

Oh and here's the post from Cully about Will Hunting, however I can't quote (lol locked forum)........"And the goddamnest thing about it was I knew it was Duncan, but, I still worked myself into a lather over the Will Hunting act. It was psychological."

[DMC]

:lol midnight pulp
I don't know who this guy is, but someone accused me of being him. This is the guy with the sticky atop the NBA forum, right?

[Axe Murderer]

He posts fairly regularly -- I mean, you know him as a regular poster. But I didn't know he had good trolls. Some of his other ones are funny too.

:lmao

It's gotta be midnightpulp then. His trolls are hilarious and I don't think he has that many.

LakaluvaLibrary and 21_Dickings are the ones I know of

[Kyle Orton]

:lmao

It's gotta be midnightpulp then. His trolls are hilarious and I don't think he has that many.

LakaluvaLibrary and 21_Dickings are the ones I know of

His best one is OGBobbyJohnson

[Nick Manning]

Pepe's Towing was pretty good as well, tbh

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao

It's gotta be midnightpulp then. His trolls are hilarious and I don't think he has that many.

LakaluvaLibrary and 21_Dickings are the ones I know of

It's not him.

[DMC]

The library troll is hilarious. Very creative.

[ShoogarBear]

LOL

I shut down the NBA forum.

What a great loss to civilization.

[ShoogarBear]

Everyone has their opinion on the NBA forum-troll situation. My opinion was to just let it go -- I expect the NBA forum to be 90% trolling. As long as the trolling is limited in the Spurs forum, I don't really care. But people don't get it about the NBA forum...tons of people go there expecting real talk. So, I can either get rid of it altogether, go on a mass banning mission, or just let it go.

It used to be nice to have a place where we could talk about stuff like Isiah taking over the Knicks again. But we haven't had that for a long, long time.

Was using the Troll Forum just too far beyond people's intellectual capacities?

[Technique]

Was using the Troll Forum just too far beyond people's intellectual capacities?

Trolling people isn't as fun when they know theyre being trolled because trolls trolling trolls isnt as enticing because the trolls know theyre being trolled by trolls who are also being trolled by the trolls trolling trolls.

Or something.

[ashbeeigh]

I'd like to enact a new rule in the quattro. None of this btw, fwiw, tbh, blah blah blah bs crap/ type it out. Be literate. Thanks. And no mention of emienem.

And that was a waste of 10 minutes catching up with quattro. I don't know why I waste my time anymore.

[Nick Manning]

And that was a waste of 10 minutes catching up with quattro. I don't know why I waste my time anymore.

because you can't get a bf and have nothing better to do?

[Dr. Gonzo]

because you can't get a bf and have nothing better to do?

haha tbh imo fwiw.

[CuckingFunt]

Ashbeeigh trying to regulate in the Quattro? When has that ever worked?

[ashbeeigh]

haha tbh imo fwiw.

Shut your face.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh trying to regulate in the Quattro? When has that ever worked?

Once. With that star faced fucker Gonzo likes to make fun of. I can't remember what his name was. Did his name start with an M?

[CuckingFunt]

Once. With that star faced fucker Gonzo likes to make fun of. I can't remember what his name was. Did his name start with an M?

Doesn't (didn't) ATRAIN also take credit for that one?

[batman2883]

get the funk, outta my face, get the funk, outta my face

[mrsmaalox]

Don Quixote. I think ATRAIN killed him.

[batman2883]

man i cant find my baseball

[Kori Ellis]

man i cant find my baseball
You lost in the shooting.

[ashbeeigh]

Doesn't (didn't) ATRAIN also take credit for that one?

I think we all took credit for that one. He was very breakable. But does it really matter what ATRAIN said? He won't come in here to defend himself..."he's done with Spurstalk."

[ashbeeigh]

Don Quixote.


Yes. That was it. Thank you.

[ShoogarBear]

You lost in the shooting.

At least it was just his baseballs.

[ShoogarBear]

I think we all took credit for that one. He was very breakable. But does it really matter what ATRAIN said? He won't come in here to defend himself..."he's done with Spurstalk."

Really? When did that happen?

[CuckingFunt]

I think we all took credit for that one. He was very breakable. But does it really matter what ATRAIN said? He won't come in here to defend himself..."he's done with Spurstalk."

Oh. So you can say you ran him off because ATRAIN won't refute you.

[mrsmaalox]

I think his wife took credit for that one. Didn't she catch him here flirting with RashoFan or something?

[mrsmaalox]

Really? When did that happen?

I guess you were not one of the recipients of the farewell pm?

[Nick Manning]

I think his wife took credit for that one. Didn't she catch him here flirting with RashoFan or something?

There's only a handful of women on this site...actually getting caught for flirting with one of them is beyond hilarious. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Oh. So you can say you ran him off because ATRAIN won't refute you.

Apparently that's how it's going to work.

[ShoogarBear]

I guess you were not one of the recipients of the farewell pm?

No. :cry

[CuckingFunt]

There's only a handful of women on this site...actually getting caught for flirting with one of them is beyond hilarious. :lol

There are a lot of women on this site.

[CuckingFunt]

No. :cry

Me neither.

Harsh.

[Nick Manning]

There are a lot of women on this site.

That depends on your definition of "a lot." There's a few on here, but they are undoubtedly a vast minority.

[CuckingFunt]

That depends on your definition of "a lot." There's a few on here, but they are undoubtedly a vast minority.

I was thinking compared to other sports related message boards I've encountered. By those standards, there are a ton.

[ShoogarBear]

There are a lot of women on this site.

Yeah, who do you think cooks for us?

[Nick Manning]

I was thinking compared to other sports related message boards I've encountered. By those standards, there are a ton.

Fair enough, tbh...still didn't think there is enough here to make ATRAIN think this was e-harmony though

[CuckingFunt]

Fair enough, tbh...still didn't think there is enough here to make ATRAIN think this was e-harmony though

Yet there have been several matches made.

[Nick Manning]

Yet there have been several matches made.

ST is a magical place

[Nick Manning]

lol spurstalk couples

most of them have lasted though, tbh:lol

[DMC]

Yet there have been several matches made.

Kool_Aid and Luva?

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN now has a beard and is obese.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That equals fact.

[Dr. Gonzo]

3rdCoast and RashoFan would have made a beautiful couple.

[Kori Ellis]

3rdCoast and RashoFan would have made a beautiful couple.

:lol

How's your wife? Are you being good to her?

[Dr. Gonzo]

She's doing well.

[Kori Ellis]

She's doing well.

Are you still an ordained minister?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yes I am. I will always be true to the internet church that granted me my certificate. I am still considering legally putting Reverend in front of my name along with MLIS after. I want to try to get as many suffixes and prefixes to my name as possible for humor's sake.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes I am. I will always be true to the internet church that granted me my certificate. I am still considering legally putting Reverend in front of my name along with MLIS after. I want to try to get as many suffixes and prefixes to my name as possible for humor's sake.

Like the Reverend Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Like the Reverend Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA?

Something like that.

[Kori Ellis]

Probably too much rap in the house when I say, "From the window" and my 2-year-old says, "To the wallllllllllllllll."

[Dr. Gonzo]

Probably too much rap in the house when I say, "From the window" and my 2-year-old says, "To the wallllllllllllllll."

Which one of your kids finished it off with "to the sweat drip down my balls"?

[batman2883]

think about it, yeah i smell you i think you farted

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Batman remember when you had the avatar of your baby?

Stone Cold Steve Austin returns tonight. the RATTLESNAKE

[Veterinarian]

Batman remember when you had the avatar of your baby?

Stone Cold Steve Austin returns tonight. the RATTLESNAKE

crofl grown men watching pro wrestling

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hi guys!

[Cochina]

Hola. :D

[ashbeeigh]

Hola. :D

We already had a troll like you. Sorry, hun. Someone remind me what her name was. Chola? No puedo recordarla.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh is the only troll I use regularly.

[ShoogarBear]

Ashbeeigh is the only troll I use regularly.

Getting some action on the side? :wow

[to21]

We already had a troll like you. Sorry, hun. Someone remind me what her name was. Chola? No puedo recordarla.If your're talking about Sancha. That's not the same as Cochina.

[ashbeeigh]

If your're talking about Sancha. That's not the same as Cochina.

Yes. That's who it was. But it's still the same basic concept. It's like having Charlie Sheen Goddess A and Charlie Sheen Goddess B. Dumb.

[ashbeeigh]

I really want some cookies. Will someone bring me some cookies?

[ShoogarBear]

Wow, page 10 and nearly a month? ashbeeigh killed the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy jeepers. The last split was almost two years ago.

[ashbeeigh]

Wow, page 10 and nearly a month? ashbeeigh killed the Quattro.

Bitch, please. The quattro died a long time ago.

[ShoogarBear]

Holy jeepers. The last split was almost two years ago.

So what are you doing in New Orleans?

[CuckingFunt]

So what are you doing in New Orleans?

Either grad school, or the hokey pokey. I get the two confused sometimes.

[ShoogarBear]

You getting a Ph.D. or another Masters?

[CuckingFunt]

You getting a Ph.D. or another Masters?

I'm nearing the midpoint on my first Masters.

[ashbeeigh]

I wish I could get to the midpoint of my Masters. The midpoint of a semester would be nice.

[ShoogarBear]

I wish I could get to the midpoint of my Master's.
Just to be clear: we're talking about educational degrees here and not something else, right?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm nearing the midpoint on my first Masters.

Hmm. For some reason I thought you already had a Masters.

Maybe I was getting it confused with a Mistress.

[Sancha]

Shiiiiiit I got all up on Shoogs midpoint

[ashbeeigh]

damn I like my new avatar. It's all sorts of awesome.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I agree with everything that was said here. Except the part about Ashbeeigh's avatar being cool. I disagree with that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

98WtmW-lfeE

:smokin

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's the shit.

[Dr. Gonzo]

IronMexican gets my heart racing in his skin tight jeans.

[Dr. Gonzo]

i hate you all. :smokin
-Truthy

[Dr. Gonzo]

Does anyone know if the Johnny Canales Show is really coming back or is that just an old wives tale?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm just going to come out and say it. I like Andrew W.K.

[CuckingFunt]

damn I like my new avatar. It's all sorts of awesome.

Shut the fu... oh, what's the point...

[CuckingFunt]

I'm just going to come out and say it. I like Andrew W.K.

I like everything about Andrew W.K. except for his music. Funny dude.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The music grew on me. Plus, I like his thoughts on partying.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hate youtube and all their fucking commercials.

[CuckingFunt]

The commercials don't bother me anywhere near as much as the number of videos that get yanked.

[Dr. Gonzo]

ha you said yanked.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate writing papers. Have to get 5 1/2 more pages written tonight, but I'm thoroughly over it.

I'm thinking of just writing "bark bark bark..." repeatedly for the rest of the paper and calling it conceptual art.

[CuckingFunt]

ha you said yanked.

**titter**

[ashbeeigh]

I am so over my asynchronous portion of my classes. Watching powerpoints and videos get old after the second week of class.

I'd rather write a paper.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Write a paper then.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is Elton John an angel?

[Dr. Gonzo]

gayngel

[mrsmaalox]

No. He's a fairy.

[Rocky Dennis]

Not cool guys.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Stupid troll.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think I need a new coffee maker. This upsets me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Does anyone know if the Johnny Canales Show is really coming back or is that just an old wives tale?

http://www.caller.com/news/2011/mar/18/johnny-canales-returns-march-29-taping-tv-show/

Fuck you all for not answering me and making me do my own damn google search.

[ashbeeigh]

Write a paper then.

Don't patronize me, Dr. Gonzo.

[RobertoPulido]

http://www.caller.com/news/2011/mar/18/johnny-canales-returns-march-29-taping-tv-show/

Fuck you all for not answering me and making me do my own damn google search.

Orale Primo, why didn't they call me? Pinche joto Johnny.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Don't patronize me, Dr. Gonzo.

I hear that word all the time but have no idea what it means.

[jman3000]

That was an ill timed nap. FML.

[ohmwrecker]

I think I need a new coffee maker. This upsets me.

Me too. I have to unplug mine to turn it off. Plus, I think there are ants living in there.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Taco Bell

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1125pn7gk2.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Where my n-words at?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nano

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nonchalant

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nil

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Noir

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Neck

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ninny-muggins

[Dr. Gonzo]

go ninja go ninja go

[Dr. Gonzo]

I refuse.

[ashbeeigh]

Angel_Luv sighting...

http://www.kens5.com/news/Newly-opened-traditional-English-tea-house-in-San-Antonio-holds-royal-wedding-watch-party-120988579.html

1:18 mark.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hi

[Dr. Gonzo]

HDjMYofkLD0

[mrsmaalox]

Just can't find the words to express how it felt to watch that....

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just can't find the words to express how it felt to watch that....

I always feel sadness when I watch her videos.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The second season intro is total shit. It doesn't do the show any justice at all.

Gh-Oo-1Tgkc

[ashbeeigh]

SpJme3UzKxQ

[ashbeeigh]

qembRzDg_CM

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Was going to start a thread or find a related one, but had a change of heart.


VGMZTCfuYVk

[ashbeeigh]

Was going to start a thread or find a related one, but had a change of heart.


VGMZTCfuYVk

Get this shit out of here you sexist pig.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it's gonna be hard now that you reposted it. no pun

[ashbeeigh]

also fuck my papers. I don't want to write them.

[ashbeeigh]

9700 bitches.

[CuckingFunt]

That's a fair amount of bitches.

[H.A.L.]

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