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DUNCANownsKOBE2
08-30-2009, 12:31 PM
So one of my roommates posted a phony craigslist add while I was in Phoenix claiming that I'd be giving something away for free. I've received 5 different calls about it.

Ideas as to how I get him back?
thispego
08-30-2009, 12:39 PM
chomp his dick off next time you go down on him
DUNCANownsKOBE2
08-30-2009, 12:43 PM
chomp his dick off next time you go down on him


Not everyone likes men the way your crew likes Vince Young.
exstatic
08-30-2009, 12:51 PM
Have you reacted at all to his prank? Does he know that you know about the ad?
Sense
08-30-2009, 12:53 PM
Return one of the calls.. and give something away.... that belongs to him
Strike
08-30-2009, 12:56 PM
If his car has a sunroof, open it and fill his car with packing peanuts.

Then, take a picture of it and post it here.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
08-30-2009, 12:57 PM
Return one of the calls.. and give something away.... that belong to him


Winner winner chicken dinner.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
08-30-2009, 12:58 PM
If his car has a sunroof, open it and fill his car with packing peanuts.

Then, take a picture of it and post it here.


He doesn't have a car. Ima do to his Steve Nash jersey what Devin Harris did to Steve Nash in their last meeting.
J.T.
08-30-2009, 04:11 PM
You should dose him with LSD when he's not looking before he has to go to work or class or something.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
08-30-2009, 04:14 PM
You should dose him with LSD when he's not looking before he has to go to work or class or something.


Not all of us have the LSD hookups you do JT.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
08-30-2009, 04:20 PM
Post of pic of him on craigslist in the gay/singles section. This chic did my buddy like that...lol.


This is what I'm doing. Thanks for the advice Lakaluva.
monosylab1k
08-30-2009, 04:24 PM
If you don't share a bathroom, then give his toilet an upper decker.
iggypop123
08-30-2009, 04:51 PM
set him up with a chick but tell him you bought him an escort to thank him for something. then watch as he tries to seal the deal when its a reg chick on a blind date.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
08-30-2009, 04:55 PM
All of these ideas are great.
Sense
08-30-2009, 05:01 PM
set him up with a chick but tell him you bought him an escort to thank him for something. then watch as he tries to seal the deal when its a reg chick on a blind date.

that would be major fail if he actually did the chick
iggypop123
08-30-2009, 06:17 PM
that would be major fail if he actually did the chick

to ensure no failure is made even if he hits it, make it a tranny
Trainwreck2100
08-30-2009, 06:21 PM
Post of pic of him on craigslist in the gay/singles section. This chic did my buddy like that...lol.

bingo bango, but you do it in the casual encounters section and say that he's only available between 2-6 am and he's willing to pay or a hotel room, give out his # and he'll be getting calls for hours
BlackSwordsMan
08-30-2009, 06:46 PM
youtube pranks
Strike
08-30-2009, 08:30 PM
If you don't share a bathroom, then give his toilet an upper decker.

Throw a pack of clear, unflavored gelatin into the toilet, stir a little and let it set. (if you don't share a bathroom). Not only will it spatter when he pisses, it won't flush. He'll have no choice but to scoop it out by hand.
jack sommerset
08-30-2009, 08:38 PM
When your roomate goes to sleep jerk off all over his face. The laughs you two will share over that will last a life time. Yell out "the Yanks are coming,the Yanks are coming!"
Shastafarian
08-30-2009, 08:55 PM
Throw a pack of clear, unflavored gelatin into the toilet, stir a little and let it set. (if you don't share a bathroom). Not only will it spatter when he pisses, it won't flush. He'll have no choice but to scoop it out by hand.

If you do this make sure you guys have taco bell that night.
Strike
08-30-2009, 08:58 PM
When your roomate goes to sleep jerk off all over his face. The laughs you two will share over that will last a life time. Yell out "the Yanks are coming,the Yanks are coming!"

ok, there's revenge pranks and there is shit like this that could get him beaten. Badly.

Not to mention the whole gayness factor.
Big Empty
08-30-2009, 09:54 PM
very simple, you take a large peice of white cardboard and on back of his ride, you tape a sign that sais, "will work for gay sex"
Big Empty
08-30-2009, 09:56 PM
One of my personal favorites is grabbing that persons cell phone and sending dirty messages to freinds you know. Or taking his cell phone and taking a snap of your nuts and saving it as his wallpaper and locking the phone.
IceColdBrewski
08-30-2009, 11:15 PM
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CosmicCowboy
08-31-2009, 09:49 AM
Post of pic of him on craigslist in the gay/singles section. This chic did my buddy like that...lol.

A guy was recently arrested/prosecuted for doing something similar to an ex girlfriend.
lrcvsc
08-31-2009, 01:58 PM
If his car has any hubcaps or middle cups, put a marble or rock in there. That will drive him crazy.
JoshO501
08-31-2009, 04:41 PM
fill his shampoo bottle with bengay.
JoshO501
08-31-2009, 04:43 PM
or if he passes out fill his ears with peanut butter.
TacoCabanaFajitas
08-31-2009, 04:46 PM
fill his shampoo bottle with bengay.

Fuck Bengay, fill his shampoo bottle with Nair