The best phone messages you've ever heard.

[Cry Havoc]

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

BAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.

I cannot describe how hard this made me laugh.

:lmao

:lol

:lmao

:rollin

[holcs50]

Wow, hahha, that was funny and weird as fuck. It frightens me how many weird people there are in this world. That dude should be behind bars because he obviously is living on another planet-dudes like that actually scare me.

[mookie2001]

fucking foreigners, they can speak english perfectly but you can spot them a mile away

[holcs50]

fucking foreigners, they can speak english perfectly but you can spot them a mile away

hahhhaahhha, so true bro, so true

[ManuTP9]

passive aggressive personality disorder :lol

[PM5K]

Didn't find it that funny, but certainly interesting and entertaining...

[Slydragon]

Hasn't this been posted a few times already?

[Slomo]

I can't put my finger on exactly what it was, but I kinda think there was a mistake (or possibly two) in the way he approached this girl.

I think I'll have to listen to it a few more time, and hopefully figure it out...

Maybe the more perceptive among our members, could share their opinions as to what was wrong. Please be reminded that threads on ST.com are limited to 4000 posts.

Thank you.

:)

[mrsmaalox]

I've heard that many times---I hope that dude has heard it as many times! But then he probably doesn't hear anything strange about it.

[Fpoonsie]

I can't put my finger on exactly what it was, but I kinda think there was a mistake (or possibly two) in the way he approached this girl.

I think I'll have to listen to it a few more time, and hopefully figure it out...

Maybe the more perceptive among our members, could share their opinions as to what was wrong. Please be reminded that threads on ST.com are limited to 4000 posts.

Thank you.

:)

"You can't say you're 'breezy'. That totally NEGATES 'the breezy'."

[DarkReign]

There is confidence....and then there is this "guy".