Be careful what you put on Facebook!

[JudynTX]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Someone sent this to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/facebookfail.jpg

[Mad Bonner]

What's that bitches full name? I want to get locked up in that love cave.

[gatoloco]

secret whores suck. be loud and proud.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm not sure that's real. But it's funny!

[z0sa]

two timin whore

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao @ "getting mounted by such a strong and powerful man was a pleasant surprise"!!

[CosmicCowboy]

"love cave" :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/

That's a winner of a site too.

[mrsmaalox]

http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/

That's a winner of a site too.

That's funny. The only FB friend request I have accepted is from my Dad!

[JudynTX]

That's funny. The only FB friend request I have accepted is from my Dad!

:(

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-facebook-library-cat.jpg

[jack sommerset]

That's bullshit. Noone talks like that in the real world.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

by the way congratulations
:lmao

[JudynTX]

That's bullshit. Noone talks like that in the real world.

Have you been on FB lately? You'd believe it. I've read some weird stuff people post. :wow

Remember, your employer could be reading it. :wakeup

[manufan10]

http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp3n4xDYYG1qzvkjho1_500.png

[manufan10]

http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kowb1bqxPF1qzvkjho1_500.jpg

[manufan10]

http://5.media.tumblr.com/dsh17zAnEq0tcve2f0lYQno3o1_500.png

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-allow-your.jpg

[Thunder Dan]

holy shit! that's my fiancee where did you get that?

[samikeyp]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-allow-your.jpg

:lmao

[SpursStalker]

:lmao :lmao

Too freaking funny!!!

[JudynTX]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-allow-your.jpg

:rollin What a dumbass!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

holy shit! that's my fiancee where did you get that?
are you serious?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

holy shit! that's my fiancee where did you get that?

BTW, you can call me Mike.

[Findog]

She got her account hacked:

http://thenextweb.com/2009/08/22/4chan-launches-attack-christian-evangelists-facebook/

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She got her account hacked:

http://thenextweb.com/2009/08/22/4chan-launches-attack-christian-evangelists-facebook/

That's too bad. I had a major crush on Tracy. Now the thrill is gone. :depressed

[JudynTX]

That's too bad. I had a major crush on Tracy. Now the thrill is gone. :depressed

Well that was fun while it lasted. :lol

[Cry Havoc]

never mess with 4chan. They can make your world end.

Literally. It's basically a site comprised of thousands/hundreds of thousands of hackers who sit around when they have nothing to do. Give them a target and they will annihilate it, with or without a reason.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Literally. It's basically a site comprised of thousands/hundreds of thousands of hackers who sit around when they have nothing to do. Give them a target and they will annihilate it, with or without a reason.

That's why that site is so great.

[ashbeeigh]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-allow-your.jpg

That's exactly why I won't add my boss to my facebook until I quit my current job.

[BruceBowenFan]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-allow-your.jpg

Epic Fail on the girls part.

[MannyIsGod]

This thread is pretty great.

[JoeChalupa]

:lmao

[ploto]

First, you know it is fake because you can delete any post you make.

Second, it is really easy to go into the privacy control and determine who sees what on your facebook page. You can create all kinds of groups and block or allow whatever you want from members of each group.

[I. Hustle]

First, you know it is fake because you can delete any post you make.

Second, it is really easy to go into the privacy control and determine who sees what on your facebook page. You can create all kinds of groups and block or allow whatever you want from members of each group.

Buzzkill

[CubanMustGo]

First, you know it is fake because you can delete any post you make.

Second, it is really easy to go into the privacy control and determine who sees what on your facebook page. You can create all kinds of groups and block or allow whatever you want from members of each group.

You say this, but I know a lot of people who aren't aware that these things are possible. They don't think technically and the ability to delete a post is not something they would ever think about.

[ashbeeigh]

You say this, but I know a lot of people who aren't aware that these things are possible. They don't think technically and the ability to delete a post is not something they would ever think about.

+1

Example 1. My mother- She can't facebook chat. I've showed her 5-6 times so she doesn't have to call me at work and waste my daytime minutes. She "can't think and type at the same time.

Example 2. Friend of mine Mary...on a weekend visit she uploaded her parents pictures to their profile.

Not that people are "dumb" they just don't think in the way that people that have been around these types of things have all the time. It still bugs me when people comment on statuses instead of writing on the other person's wall....because people don't know.

[ashbeeigh]

ahaha. Get this one:

http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/7/collegehumor.9a3d187f0db0041ce6cd5d27d6fe70b0.png

[SpursStalker]

ahaha. Get this one:




Lame ...

[manufan10]

^ :lmao

[Thunder Dan]

are you serious?

no i was joking.

[ChumpDumper]

That's bullshit. Noone talks like that in the real world.


Has to be fake....That sounds like a script.
Written by a dude.

[Summers]

:lol at this whole thread. And her friend Jeff is an ass.

[fotan2]

:rollin
it was a tragedy

[manufan10]

http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.1a01bb46f4aeb2d320116ec428ee5fa5.jpg

[mookie2001]

^rofl

thispegos mom facebooks him the lessons she learns from 7th heaven re-runs

[exstatic]

http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.1a01bb46f4aeb2d320116ec428ee5fa5.jpg

The FAIL to describe this has not yet been invented. :lol

[JudynTX]

:wakeup


Look out, Facebook users: Here comes voice chat. Sometime in the next few weeks, the social network's tens of millions of users will begin to be able to have high-quality voice conversations, even as its third-party developers are able to start including voice in their applications.

Vivox plans to offer free dial-in numbers that will allow anyone to call into an existing conversation.

The new technology is not being offered by Facebook itself, however. Instead, it's from Vivox, a Boston-based company that provides the integrated voice service for virtual worlds like Second Life and EVE Online, and which already has more than 15 million users worldwide.

The service, which is currently in closed beta, will allow Facebook users to have high-fidelity conversations with anyone on their friends list. Each user, however, will have to download Vivox's plug-in. But once installed, the service works almost seamlessly with Facebook, and is intended for everything from one-to-one chat to large group discussions.

Further, even non-Facebook users will be able to participate, as Vivox plans to offer free dial-in numbers that will allow anyone to call into an existing conversation, much as is possible today with call-in phone conferences.

Perhaps more importantly, according to Vivox co-founder Monty Sharma, the company is making its technology available to any third-party Facebook application developer, meaning that almost any app, from games to utilities, can have a voice component.

For now, it's not clear how many of Facebook's users will choose to adopt Vivox's technology, and for the time being, at least, Facebook is not involved in any way in promoting the new service. But while some people may decide that they don't want to use a tool that requires a plug-in, many others may well find that it's worth the trouble in order to be able to easily start a conversation that rivals, or even betters, phone call quality.

One person who may be an early adopter is Charlene Li, a well-known social media consultant, and the co-author of the book Groundswell.

"I would (use voice service on Facebook)," Li said, "because I see it as a continuum of communications with the people I want to stay in touch with."

Another social media expert, Gnomedex organizer Chris Pirillo, was even more effusive about the potential for a full-fledged Facebook voice chart system.

"It is about time," Pirillo said. "I guarantee you this is going to bite into Skype."

For Pirillo, the Vivox system will provide a valuable incentive for Facebook users to streamline their friends lists since it's likely that they won't want to be getting voice chat invites from people they've friended but might know only peripherally.

"When these tools come about," Pirillo said, "it becomes less valuable (to have too many friends) and actually promotes a cleaner ecosystem."

Great for retailers To Li, giving third-party Facebook developers the ability to integrate voice chat into their applications may mean a big victory for retailers. She pointed out that a company like Overstock.com may find it extremely valuable to put out a Facebook app with voice built-in--without having to build the voice system themselves--because it would give people a way to quickly and easily chat with their friends about products they see.

"Retailers don't have to put in chat themselves," Li said. "They can just put in Facebook chat. That's where it starts getting very interesting."

And to Pirillo, the ability for Facebook friends to have a voice chat during, say, a game of Scrabble, is a very "smart" innovation that means users can streamline the number of different tools they're running simultaneously.

To be sure, Vivox's offering is not the first to make voice possible for Facebook users, though it may well be the most seamless.

Other options have included Equals' Party Line, which offers group chat for up to five people, and, of course, a work-around like Skype.

Vivox argues that its technology rises above anything else available today because of its scope and scalability. For one, the Vivox system has been proven on services like Second Life and EVE Online -- and is about to be built into a series of online Electronic Arts games, beginning with Command & Conquer 4 Tiberian Twilight -- and has been shown to support thousands of simultaneous users on a single channel.

Further, the company said that because it already has more than 15 million users, it doesn't anticipate any problems handling the flood of new users that could come when the Facebook system is rolled out.

But while experts like Li and Pirillo think that voice chat is a natural extension for Facebook, there are some who feel that the technology make take some time to catch on in certain segments of the Facebook ecosystem, particularly one of the most popular, social games.

There are millions of people who play social games from developers like Zynga, Playfish, and others, and together the segment makes up one of the largest on the social network. But because social gaming is largely asynchronous--meaning users don't have to be online at the same time to enjoy playing games against each other--voice chat may not present as much utility.

"For social games, I don't see a strong need for (voice chat) yet," said Siqi Chen, the CEO of Social Business, a leading Facebook social games developer. "I do see a shift for more synchronous game play over time, but it hasn't really been happening for most games."

In part, Chen said, that's because among friends who like to play games together, it's fairly uncommon to be online at the same time. In addition, social games are built around short play sessions.

But he allowed that over time, as people spend more and more time on Facebook, there may well be an opportunity for social game developers to launch more engaging games that are built around longer session times, and which might work well with voice chat.

At Vivox, no one is expecting that tens of millions of users will immediately start using its voice chat technology. But the company is aware that it will likely see a significant spike in usage, and is ready to handle it when it comes, said co-founder Sharma.

And Sharma suggested that while it may be too early to know exactly how the company will monetize its Facebook integration, there are some obvious opportunities in microtransactions and audio ads that users would hear before being put into a voice channel.

For now, it's also too early to tell just how much of a game-changer any new voice chat system will be. But based on Vivox's track record, it is certainly one of the few companies well-positioned to jump headlong into a community as large as that of Facebook.

And to Pirillo, adding a seamless voice chat system is a natural, and just one step on the path toward where we may well be going in the near future: fully functional video chatting across the entire social network.

"Is it revolutionary? No," Pirillo said of Vivox's offering. "Is it evolutionary? Absolutely."

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/09/15/cnet.facebook.voice.chat/index.html

[manufan10]

^ Sounds interesting.

[MannyIsGod]

So its basically Skype through a webpage.

[CavsSuperFan]

If a woman posted that I was awesome & stuff after a date, I would make sure that everyone I knew read it….

[Bukefal]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-allow-your.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

another fail one here

http://www.journal-news.net/page/content.detail/id/525232.html

MARTINSBURG - The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.

Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary.

According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff's Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim's home after she reported the burglary.

She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.

There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.

The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.

The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer.

The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate.

During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim's house.

Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker's.

The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn't live there.

He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim's home but he refused.

As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail.

If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i92/bunkerjamus/collegehumorb0b95ca81221d5037eca028.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

dunno if its been posted

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