Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered A Girl in 1990 [Archive]

Nbadan

09-01-2009, 08:03 PM

Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

PC Load Letter from glenbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com (http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/) writes

PC LOAD LETTER: Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990. It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step. Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

I will pay a $1,000,000 bounty to anyone who can disprove this rumor...

hope4dopes

09-01-2009, 08:05 PM

Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

PC Load Letter from glenbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com (http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/) writes

I will pay a $1,000,000 bounty to anyone who can disprove this rumor...

Dude,Dude wrong guy that was kennedy

boutons_deux

09-01-2009, 08:06 PM

I'm sure the dumbfuck bubbas who seriously watch him wouldn't care. She was askin fer it.

hope4dopes

09-01-2009, 08:06 PM

Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

PC Load Letter from glenbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com (http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/) writes

I will pay a $1,000,000 bounty to anyone who can disprove this rumor... How much will you pay for pictures of the loch ness monster, or big foot, or Elvis's real adress.

johnsmith

09-01-2009, 08:07 PM

Not a fan of Beck, but I have a feeling Dan and boutons sit at home and just jerk eachother off all day.

Wild Cobra

09-01-2009, 08:34 PM

Not a fan of Beck, but I have a feeling Dan and boutons sit at home and just jerk eachother off all day.
LOL... They have to be.

Such idiots. If they followed the evidence to the left of the source link...

My God...

They are total koolaid drinking fools.

ChumpDumper

09-01-2009, 08:49 PM

I'd rather see a thread about how he can't spell.

Gerryatrics

09-01-2009, 08:55 PM

Really? We're gonna rip off a Gilbert Gottfried bit from a comedy central roast to try to prove some kind of political point(?). Really?

antimvp

09-01-2009, 09:08 PM

funny how the GOP held "town hall" meetings today by invitation only.

BULL FUCKING SHIT.

Cant_Be_Faded

09-01-2009, 09:50 PM

pc load letter?
wtf does that mean?

SnakeBoy

09-02-2009, 12:04 AM

funny how the GOP held "town hall" meetings today by invitation only.

BULL FUCKING SHIT.

You mean the one that was just for healthcare practioners? How dare they ask people who work in the healthcare field for their opinions.

Spur-Addict

09-02-2009, 01:36 AM

pc load letter?
wtf does that mean?

:lol

braeden0613

09-02-2009, 01:45 AM

Wow Spurtalk evidence is now linked on the site.

2centsworth

09-02-2009, 08:05 AM

Beck is doing an outstanding job. Dan and butt seem scared

DarrinS

09-02-2009, 08:25 AM

Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

(You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.)

There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

TeyshaBlue

09-02-2009, 11:12 AM

Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

PC Load Letter from glenbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com (http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/) writes

I will pay a $1,000,000 bounty to anyone who can disprove this rumor...

ROFL @ a million bones in Dan's pockets.:lol:lol:lol

ROFL @ disproving rumors.:rollin

Spurminator

09-02-2009, 11:46 AM

Good thread title.

BacktoBasics

09-02-2009, 11:48 AM

Did you guys hear that Obama was born in Taiwan.

George Gervin's Afro

09-02-2009, 12:13 PM

Beck is doing an outstanding job. Dan and butt seem scared

he's riling up the simpletons and apparently you as well.

ChumpDumper

09-02-2009, 12:20 PM

He's fighting the good fight against the godless oligarhy.

H-D_S7WOnjg

Nbadan

09-02-2009, 05:47 PM

Wow Spurtalk evidence is now linked on the site.

:lmao priceless... :rollin

Nbadan

09-02-2009, 05:54 PM

...it's viral now, but we're #3

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=pmJ&q=Glenn+Beck+Raped+and+Murdered+A+Girl+in+1990&start=0&sa=N

The power of Spurstalk!

Aggie Hoopsfan

09-02-2009, 05:56 PM

I'm sure the dumbfuck bubbas who seriously watch him wouldn't care. She was askin fer it.

Kinda like the chick Kennedy left to drown at Chappaquidick would be proud of her sacrifice of her life and what it did for Kennedy, as some libs have suggested, right?

Man you're a sick, twisted, pathetic little lib.

Wild Cobra

09-02-2009, 06:24 PM

Spurminator

09-02-2009, 07:25 PM

boutons_deux

09-02-2009, 07:44 PM

So, Aggie, as Beck dick sucker, do you think the bitch was asking to be raped and killed?

Nbadan

09-02-2009, 09:22 PM

...eh, this whole thread would be much better with Angle-Luv....

balli

09-02-2009, 09:22 PM

Embarrassing.

If accused rapist and murderer, Glenn Beck, didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, all he has to do is say that he didn't rape and murder her. His reticence to do so seems like quite the indictment to me; the longer this has gone on (his choice) the more convinced I've become that Glenn Beck, accused rapist and murderer, did in fact rape and murder a girl in 1990.

Nbadan

09-02-2009, 09:29 PM

Notice: This thread is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't.

See Mouse, that's how you do it! :hat

IceColdBrewski

09-02-2009, 09:54 PM

Wild Cobra

09-02-2009, 10:09 PM

If accused rapist and murderer, Glenn Beck, didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, all he has to do is say that he didn't rape and murder her. His reticence to do so seems like quite the indictment to me; the longer this has gone on (his choice) the more convinced I've become that Glenn Beck, accused rapist and murderer, did in fact rape and murder a girl in 1990.
Does he even know you are slandering him?

Maybe you and those who created the web page aren't important enough to be on his radar.

balli

09-02-2009, 10:15 PM

I don't know how the satire could be spelled out any more clearly than someone, y'know' saying this is satirical (as if it weren't obvious) lol

Maybe you and those who created the web page aren't important enough to be on his radar.
Maybe the idiots who created the birther movement and the shit trough of people who've subsequently subscribed to it, aren't important enough to be on Barack Obama's radar.

Aggie Hoopsfan

09-02-2009, 10:21 PM

So, Aggie, as Beck dick sucker, do you think the bitch was asking to be raped and killed?

The sad thing is you're too stupid to realize that is a satirical website.

I mean I knew you were pretty stupid but...

Trainwreck2100

09-02-2009, 10:25 PM

i don't know what happened but if she said yes like women should she'd still be alive, so this is clearly her fault

balli

09-02-2009, 10:29 PM

eh, even if I were the ugliest woman on earth, I'd rather be raped and murdered than willingly have sex with Glenn Beck.

Trainwreck2100

09-02-2009, 10:34 PM

eh, even if I were the ugliest woman on earth, I'd rather be raped and murdered than willingly have sex with Glenn Beck.

its the hair isn't it

exstatic

09-02-2009, 10:49 PM

pc load letter?
wtf does that mean?

Were you raised by wolves? In Estonia? How can you not know what pc load letter is?

I find something new to crack up about every time I watch that movie. It was on FOX Movie channel last night, and I cracked up at Orlando Jones blackmailing them into buying 40 subscriptions to Vibe magazine.

mouse

09-02-2009, 11:02 PM

Embarrassing.

We endured 8 years of embarrassment were was you back then?

doobs

09-02-2009, 11:12 PM

Glenn Beck is stupid and annoying, but not nearly as stupid and annoying as this pathetic attempt at satire.

Jacob1983

09-03-2009, 12:19 AM

Has anyone ever watched Glenn Beck and heard him say the usual "don't take this out of context" or "I'm sure the liberal media will take this out of context and paint me as a biggot or racist"? He does that a lot on his show. It's funny to watch.

antimvp

09-03-2009, 06:12 AM

ONLINE POLL

http://www.twiigs.com/poll/Politics/38512

hater

09-03-2009, 09:30 AM

Glenn Beck is stupid and annoying, but not nearly as stupid and annoying as this pathetic attempt at satire.

oh yes he is

Viva Las Espuelas

09-03-2009, 10:15 AM

beck is doing a number on van jones. he doesn't really have to do much. too funny

Nbadan

09-03-2009, 10:37 AM

ONLINE POLL

http://www.twiigs.com/poll/Politics/38512

Too funny, 84 percent say yes

LnGrrrR

09-03-2009, 12:43 PM

Guilty until proven innocent eh? You sure you're not a closet republican?

:lmao

Viva Las Espuelas

09-03-2009, 01:11 PM

off the subject, but lnggrrr. that "chick" in you sig

http://www.bangkokhealth.com/cimages/vomiting02.jpg

carry on

Angel's va jay jay!

09-04-2009, 01:50 AM

Glenn Beck is a real douche! and I should know, I meet a new one once a month!

SnakeBoy

09-04-2009, 02:01 AM

beck is doing a number on van jones. he doesn't really have to do much. too funny

Gonna be even funnier when Obama has to fire his czar.

DarkReign

09-04-2009, 12:21 PM

If accused rapist and murderer, Glenn Beck, didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, all he has to do is say that he didn't rape and murder her. His reticence to do so seems like quite the indictment to me; the longer this has gone on (his choice) the more convinced I've become that Glenn Beck, accused rapist and murderer, did in fact rape and murder a girl in 1990.

Guilty until proven innocent eh? You sure you're not a closet republican?

That was exactly what I was going to write.

This accusation about Beck and his reluctance to address it, holds as much water as Obama's birth certifcate and his reluctance to address it.

Some things dont deserve to even be acknowledged. This being one of them.

LnGrrrR

09-08-2009, 08:26 AM

off the subject, but lnggrrr. that "chick" in you sig

http://www.bangkokhealth.com/cimages/vomiting02.jpg

carry on

What? You're crazy. :D :lol

Nbadan

09-09-2009, 01:07 AM

My uncle bosses brothers friend told him that he knew a guy who swore that he heard from his sister's cousins friend that Glenn Beck had raped and murdered a girl in 1990... it's official...

sam1617

09-09-2009, 10:11 AM

Isn't this the Gilbert Gottfried joke from the Bob Saget roast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se_SpN04PQw

Viva Las Espuelas

09-09-2009, 10:24 AM

What? You're crazy. :D :lol
no. just with sight.
:wakeup

Nbadan

09-11-2009, 12:57 AM

Looks like Glenn Beck is crying to lawyers.....He's sicking his lawyers on the site glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com. Problem is, they don't have a strong case.

Via Ars Technica, Glenn Beck has sent his lawyers against the owners of the satirical site, http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com /.

Apparently he doesn't like it when his own tactics are used against him.

How'd the site come about? Like all satire, somebody just thought it would be funny and went for it:

One of the Fark readers then took the forum meme to the next level, registering a domain name and launching a web site in order to make a point about talking head TV demagoguery. "Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations?" asks the site. "We're not accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990—in fact, we think he didn't! But we can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped and killed a young girl in 1990?" At the very bottom of the page was a small text disclaimer saying that the site was satirical.

The site went big, fast -- more than 120K hits in a day after it went up on September 1. Beck immediately went berserk.

Daily KOS (http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9/10/780161/-Glenn-Beck-gets-a-dose-of-his-own-medicine-and-doesnt-like-it)

J.T.

09-11-2009, 01:28 AM

Joke was funnier when Gilbert Gottfried did it to Bob Saget as his roast.

Oh, Gee!!

09-11-2009, 09:35 AM

That was exactly what I was going to write.

This accusation about Beck and his reluctance to address it, holds as much water as Obama's birth certifcate and his reluctance to address it.

Some things dont deserve to even be acknowledged. This being one of them.

it's a joke lampooning beck's style of "journalism" whereby he floats an extraordinary accusation/rumor (that he himself might not believe is actually true), and asks the accused to disprove or defend against said accusation/rumor. kinda anti-american if you think about it.

DarkReign

09-11-2009, 09:38 AM

it's a joke lampooning beck's style of "journalism" whereby he floats an extraordinary accusation/rumor (that he himself might not believe is actually true), and asks the accused to disprove or defend against said accusation/rumor. kinda anti-american if you think about it.

Ha...well, joke is on me. I never clicked a link about this or in this thread.

<-- Gullible, I guess.

I dont watch the 24 hour news cycle at all. Dateline, 20/20, 60 minutes and PBS...thats it (unless of course its around election time, then its pretty much everything and everyone on TV).

I wouldnt know Beck's tactics, but I do know he is an asshole. But honestly?

There is no one worse than Olbermann (sp?), no one. That guy is actually proud to be a partisan hack...he doesnt even feign neutrality.

Oh, Gee!!

09-11-2009, 10:23 AM

Ha...well, joke is on me. I never clicked a link about this or in this thread.

<-- Gullible, I guess.

:lol you're Wild Cobra

DarkReign

09-11-2009, 12:31 PM

:lol you're Wild Cobra

Shhh...

Nbadan

10-10-2009, 03:53 AM

You bad liberal activist you!

Secret Democrat Party Operatives Slander Fox News Star With Rape Charge

October 9, 2009 by Stephenson Billings
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Left Wing Conspiracy, Politics

Undercover liberal activists took their campaign to silence conservative speech to a new low this September. Their target was bestselling author and Fox News host Glenn Beck. The completely false charge: rape and murder. It began with a single website and eventually grew to include a dangerous consortium of bloggers, Democrat Party operatives, ACORN representatives, ex-cons, sex radicals, members of the radical group FALA and video gamers all propagating the most heinous rumors about Mr. Beck’s alleged hidden past criminal activity.

In early September, a report hit the media grapevine that Mr. Beck had abused and murdered a girl some twenty years ago. Documents and firsthand accounts purporting to prove this claim were posted on the internet. Unscrupulous bloggers spread the story worldwide. Suddenly, newspaper editorials questioned why Beck hadn’t responded to these accusations and a scandal was born.

Christ Wire (http://christwire.org/2009/10/secret-democrat-party-operatives-slander-fox-news-star-with-rape-charge/)

ChumpDumper

10-10-2009, 04:00 AM

That bolded part read like a micca post.

hope4dopes

10-10-2009, 11:25 AM

Thanks

Spursfan092120

10-10-2009, 11:33 AM

Has this thread really made it this far? The fucking site says plain and clear that it's a parody...this is really sad. Are people really looking for shit to say about Glenn so bad that they're too blind to see the big writing on the top right that says "PARODY SITE" lmao. And this is at the bottom of the page...fucking read...

Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.
Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.

The bold part does describe a LOT of people in here...lol. You liberals are reaching..lol..bigtime.

jman3000

10-10-2009, 11:00 PM

"members of the radical group FALA and video gamers all propagating"

:lmao

Oh, Gee!!

10-12-2009, 12:29 PM

and hip-hoppers too. they must be involved somehow

Nbadan

10-14-2009, 12:34 AM

It's gotta be true, I saw it on youtube...

YE1wUhYRIRo

NoOptionB

10-14-2009, 09:31 AM

I heard NBADan raped and murdered a sea manatee last Tuesday.

We should pass out pamphlets at NBADan's site of employment to ensure the safety of future sea manatees within a 200 mi. radius.

balli

10-14-2009, 09:35 AM

I heard NBADan raped and murdered a sea manatee last Tuesday.
It's funny when right wingers spoof the spoof. I always like when parody threads are made to mock them, and they get all pissed about the inherit logic- even though said logic (or non-logic) exists primarily as their own twisted creation. Fucking clowns.

SAGambler

10-14-2009, 12:35 PM

Kinda like the chick Kennedy left to drown at Chappaquidick would be proud of her sacrifice of her life and what it did for Kennedy, as some libs have suggested, right?

Man you're a sick, twisted, pathetic little lib.

And let's not forget the other member of the Kennedy Clan that beat like a 15 year old to death with a golf club, because he thought she was giving that pussy to his brother and wasn't passing any his way. Seems that Kennedy Clan has been killing for a long time.

NoOptionB

10-14-2009, 02:58 PM

It's funny when right wingers spoof the spoof. I always like when parody threads are made to mock them, and they get all pissed about the inherit logic- even though said logic (or non-logic) exists primarily as their own twisted creation. Fucking clowns.

Nah, I just think it is lame NBADan hides behind his screen name while using Beck's name in relation to raping and murdering a child.

Nbadan

10-14-2009, 08:40 PM

Nah, I just think it is lame NBADan hides behind his screen name while using Beck's name in relation to raping and murdering a child.

Who hiding? Beckkk's is a traitor and your an idiot...Politically,... he's marginalized to the lunatic fringe...but his on-air paranoia is gonna get people killed...then you'll be defending a real murderer...

V6ZxJTo9geM

Nbadan

12-01-2011, 10:13 PM

The Decline of Glenn Beck
What caused it?
James Downie
March 3, 2011 | 10:59 pm

Six months ago, Glenn Beck held his “Restoring Honor” rally on the National Mall, drawing a crowd of about 100,000. Newspapers and magazines featured the rally on front pages around the country. The next month, The New York Times Magazine devoted a cover story to him. “In record time,” the piece observed, “Beck has traveled the loop of curiosity to ratings bonanza to self-parody to sage.”

Just six months later, however, Beck seems to have traveled somewhere else entirely. His ratings and reputation are in steep decline: His show has lost more than one million viewers over the course of the past year, falling from an average of 2.9 million in January 2010 to 1.8 million in January 2011. He now ranks fifth among Fox’s six weekday talk hosts, trailing lesser-known personalities like Shepard Smith and Bret Baier. Beck’s three-hour radio show has been dropped in several major cities, including New York and Philadelphia, and has seen a ratings decline in most other markets. “It’s hard to gain a million viewers,” says Eric Boehlert, who follows Beck’s shows for the liberal media watchdog group Media Matters, “but it’s really hard to lose a million viewers.” And Beck’s fall contrasts with the fortunes of other Fox News hosts, like Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity, whose TV ratings stayed solid throughout 2010.

Beck’s commercial viability also seems to have suffered. His viewership among 25- to 54-year-olds, a prized advertising demographic, declined by almost one-half in 2010. An advertising boycott organized by liberal groups has caused over 300 companies—including Procter & Gamble, UPS, Coca-Cola, and Wal-Mart—to stop showing commercials during Beck’s show. The Beck brand isn’t what it used to be off the airwaves either: His most recent non-fiction book, Broke: The Plan to Restore Our Trust, Truth and Treasure, was his first book in eight years not to reach number one on The New York Times best-seller list.

http://www.tnr.com/article/politics/84662/the-decline-glenn-beck

4>0rings

12-01-2011, 10:54 PM

I remember listening to Beck on AM radio before he went nuts. He was actually thoughtful and held both sides accountable in arguments and kept a common sense approach.

Then I stopped listening due to a job change. Talked to an old friend later on down the line and he stopped listening to Beck because he was becoming a lunatic monster on the radio. This was right before he was given his contract for FOX TV and went total nutjob.

WTF happened to this guy.