Dirk's fiancee, Taylor, not pregnant

[DDS4]

I figure he was doing this when he found out....
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[baseline bum]

:lol

[Bukefal]

:lol

[Ghazi]

:lol

[clambake]

what now? he's too soft to have children?

[DisAsTerBot]

what now? he's too soft to have children?

hey-oh!! :lol

[resistanze]

what now? he's too soft to have children?

His sperm choked under pressure.

[Morg1411]

His sperm choked under pressure.

Dirk has sperm?

[IronMexican]

Dirk has sperm?

Way to kill it.

[BlackSwordsMan]

faggot mexicans

[duncan228]

Taylor's pregnancy test negative (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4443297)
By Marc Stein
ESPN.com

Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki was informed Friday that his former fiancée, who was recently sentenced to five years in prison for a probation violation in Missouri, is not pregnant as she has maintained for months.

Nowitzki is in South Africa this week as part of the NBA's Basketball Without Borders program and could not be reached for comment.

But Robert Hart, Nowitzki's Dallas-based lawyer, said via phone that a pregnancy test given to Crista Taylor which they had sought through a July court order has been confirmed as negative.

"As we suspected from the start, we did not believe that she was pregnant and now that has been confirmed," Hart said.

The test, ordered July 24 by Dallas family court Associate Judge Randall Grubbs, was administered in Missouri. Hart on Friday received the documentation confirming that Taylor is not pregnant.

"Good news on Dirk's ex," Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said via his Twitter feed Thursday afternoon. "No surprise. Can't wait [for] training camp."

Within two weeks of her May 6 arrest at Nowitzki's Dallas home, Taylor told The Dallas Morning News in a phone interview that she was "pregnant and alone and broke," insisting that Nowitzki was the father.

On Thursday, Taylor's Texas-based attorney, Scott Renick, told ESPN's John Barr: "I don't know if she miscarried, I don't know if she was never pregnant, I just don't know and I may never know."

Taylor received her five-year sentence Aug. 23 but was given credit for one year of probation, reducing the sentence to four years. Her Missouri-based attorney, Matthew Fry, told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that Taylor will also receive credit for the 100-plus days she spent in jail waiting for trial in her current case.

The 38-year-old was taken into custody while the Mavericks flew back from Denver after a Game 2 loss to the Nuggets in a second-round series Dallas eventually lost 4-1. A private investigation into Taylor's past, as part of a prenuptial agreement urged by Nowitzki's advisers, revealed outstanding arrest warrants for Taylor in two states and her reported use of more than 20 aliases.

Nowitzki acknowledged in multiple interviews this offseason in his native Germany that he knew the St. Louis native as "Crissy Travino," with Taylor claiming to be of Brazilian heritage.

"In the beginning, I was very down and disappointed, sad and furious," Nowitzki told Bild Magazine in June. "But I made a few steps forward, and I think someday I will be over it totally."

The off-court turmoil didn't prevent Nowitzki -- who will report to training camp in October for his 12th NBA season after turning 31 in June -- from averaging 34.4 points and 11.6 rebounds against the Nuggets as Dallas' only consistent threat during the five-game series.

In her court appearance last week, Taylor admitted that she failed to check in with her Missouri-based probation officer in a decade-old forgery and theft case. She also admitted to being arrested twice in Texas in 2000 for misdemeanors, after pleading guilty in 1999 in Missouri to two counts of forgery and two counts of felony stealing which landed her on probation.

Taylor remains incarcerated in St. Charles, Mo. She did not mention being pregnant in a four-page letter dated July 20 to Circuit Judge Nancy Schneider seeking leniency.

"I was engaged to a great man," Taylor wrote to Schneider, referring to Nowitzki but not mentioning him by name. "I paid the ultimate price for my past.

"When I got arrested at our home and the media got a hold of my story, the love of my life left me. I can't say I blame him. It's not like I was worthy of him giving me a chance."

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

faggot mexicans

:lol

[DPG21920]

To be honest, I am glad Dirk can just move on and cut ties with this girl.

[crc21209]

He's still into crazy bitches though! :lol

[Hornets1]

Good for Dirk; Dude is a class act no matter how you feel about the mavs. That's karma for you.

BTW, that bitch like she could be the only cast member of "Planet of the Apes" who doesn't need a mask or makeup to play her roll as queen bitch ape.

[Brazil]

what now? he's too soft to have children?

:lol

[JamStone]

Maybe Dirk's the one who's pregnant.

[lefty]

I figure he was doing this when he found out....
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/MartinBlank9mm/Part%202/notthefather.gif

:lmao

[ploto]

While people are all celebrating and having a few laughs, it may not be quite that easy for Dirk. If even a small part of him believed he might be having a child, then he has a loss to deal with on some level. At least he now knows.

[Fernando TD21]

Maybe Dirk's the one who's pregnant.
:lol

[I-Ball]

Good for Dirk; Dude is a class act no matter how you feel about the mavs. That's karma for you.

...

+1

finally some good news for dirk.
now that his headache is removed from his private life and the fakt that he doesn't play for the national team this summer, makes me believe that he will have a fantastic next season.:downspin:

[DAF86]

His sperm choked under pressure.

I bet it's all Joe/Dan Crawford, Dick Bavetta and Steve Javie's fault.

[urunobili]

good news i really didn't want dirk to get any more shit about this :tu happy for him

[23LeBronJames23]

Thats cuz Dirk fucked her in the face. :lol

[2Cleva]

Classic gif. The youtube clip is even funnier.

vt2i0ts-uck

[Fabbs]

So what about the media baboons who previously said Dallas County jail and Parkland Hospital had tested her and found her pregnant?
Report: Taylor indeed pregnant
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4207828

[hater]

what now?

He'll probably go back to Yellowstone Park to try to catch another one

[cheguevara]

:lmao

this thread has potential

[nkdlunch]

it's scientifically impossible for man and beast to have offspring

[tlongII]

While people are all celebrating and having a few laughs, it may not be quite that easy for Dirk. If even a small part of him believed he might be having a child, then he has a loss to deal with on some level. At least he now knows.

I nominate this for Dumb Post of the Day!

[Culburn369]

it's scientifically impossible for man and beast to have offspring

Chelsea Clinton the exception.

[hater]

it's scientifically impossible for man and beast to have offspring

either that or given than average gestation for Baboons is 5 months, little Dirk has already been donated to the San Diego zoo.

[Banzai]

z3rskbp3zao

[Libri]

I figure he was doing this when he found out....
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/MartinBlank9mm/Part%202/notthefather.gif

:rollin

[Indazone]

That video was awesome. I can imagine almost any guy doing that dance when he finds out that that the baby isn't his! Or in this case...no baby at all! Way to go Dirk!! Luck is on your side today.

[adidas11]

That video is funny.

And good news for Dirk. No guy needs a nightmare like that chick in his life, reproducing with his sperm.

[ploto]

I nominate this for Dumb Post of the Day!

I am guessing you have never thought you were pregnant only to find out a few days later that you weren't. It is a loss nonetheless. Even if she was never pregnant, he prepared himself for the idea that he was a father, and now he knows he isn't. It is still a loss.

[I. Hustle]

http://www.coolbuddy.com/JOKES/funnypics/mr_bean.gif

[manufan10]

:lmao

[Banzai]

http://www.coolbuddy.com/JOKES/funnypics/mr_bean.gif

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/lol/LOL-Owl.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/lol/LOL-Owl.jpg)

[BlackBellamy]

http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Black_Bellamy/pp.jpg
Yup, not pregnant anymore...