Why Artest loves Kobe... [Archive] - SpursTalk.com Forums

Showtime24 LAKERS

09-04-2009, 01:37 AM

All I can say is thank goodness for Ron Artest. He quickly has become the eyes and ears of Lakers fans via Twitter.

He reported Thursday that he arrived at the gym early, early in the morning for a hard workout, but once inside, he discovered he wasn’t alone.

“3rd workout done. Let me tell why I LOVE KOBE “JELLY BEAN”BRYANT! I Get to the gym at 6:45,the Black Mamba gets there at 5:30! Go Lakers!!!”

Apparenlty Bryant, too, is eager for the season. Aren’t we all?

http://lakers.freedomblogging.com/2009/09/03/artest-finds-company-at-the-gym/22073/

23LeBronJames23

09-04-2009, 01:59 AM

cuz hes gay?

OceaNus

09-04-2009, 03:13 AM

lol jelly bean

benefactor

09-04-2009, 05:26 AM

He must have been practicing in his underwear.

Rapper

09-04-2009, 06:26 AM

Nothing but gay

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 06:30 AM

Gettin' yer ass handed to you by the Mavs was pretty gay.

tee, hee.

benefactor

09-04-2009, 06:56 AM

Gettin' yer ass handed to you by the Mavs was pretty gay.

tee, hee.
Continuing to post with a lack of new material could also be considered gay.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 07:11 AM

Continuing to post with a lack of new material could also be considered gay.

Noticing me posting with a lack of new material in the wee hours of the morning is likely homasexual.

23LeBronJames23

09-04-2009, 07:13 AM

Ron Artest and Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant BFFs.. lol

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 07:29 AM

Ron Artest and Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant BFFs.. lol

LeBron gettin' lit up by that white dude with the big honker from Orlando...lol!

benefactor

09-04-2009, 09:05 AM

Noticing me posting with a lack of new material in the wee hours of the morning is likely homasexual.
What do expect me to be doing at work....working? :)

Dex

09-04-2009, 09:53 AM

frsId3goYYE

Red Hawk #21

09-04-2009, 10:00 AM

I wonder how Mono feels about this shit lol

z0sa

09-04-2009, 10:14 AM

wow you work out early in the offseason? want a fucking cookie? 33 year old tim duncan began work-outs a month earlier than this every season of his career up until this year - and he started this week.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 10:16 AM

& Duncan should strive to make up for that Mavs ass thrashing.

z0sa

09-04-2009, 10:21 AM

& Duncan should strive to make up for that Mavs ass thrashing.

just like kobe should strive to win his second* championship.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 10:24 AM

just like kobe should strive to win his second* championship.

Oh, dem grapes is sour!

Tougheth lucketh.

ambchang

09-04-2009, 10:34 AM

lol: Missing the playoffs.

JamStone

09-04-2009, 10:35 AM

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 10:40 AM

How can one explain true love?

EXPLANATION: The Spurs kick your ass twixt Texas & Michigan then out of true love they build you a wailing wall just down the hall for you to wail in. You return that love by going in there, bending over and wailing.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 10:41 AM

lol: Missing the playoffs.

Manu getting injured in an exhibition barnstorming tour. tee, hee.

Spursfan092120

09-04-2009, 10:49 AM

I thought this thread would contain this picture..
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/gtrutzel/GayKobe2.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Kobe%20Bryant%20gay/gtrutzel/GayKobe2.jpg

hater

09-04-2009, 10:52 AM

homos

Vujachick and Walton gonna be jealous

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 10:54 AM

asshole

Pop

JamStone

09-04-2009, 11:01 AM

EXPLANATION: The Spurs kick your ass twixt Texas & Michigan then out of true love they build you a wailing wall just down the hall for you to wail in. You return that love by going in there, bending over and wailing.

You're a very sensitive bitch.

But, hey, at least you're just being yourself.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 11:25 AM

You're a very sensitive bitch.

But, hey, at least you're just being yourself.

Get used to it, daddy-O.

JamStone

09-04-2009, 11:35 AM

Oh I'm used to it.

And at least you realize you're a sensitive bitch.

benefactor

09-04-2009, 11:40 AM

How can one explain true love?

It's not that easy. Sometimes, you just know. And, sometimes, you just walk into the Lakers shower, look at Kobe's naked body, and feel the love in your heart. It must have been hard-on Artest to hide his feelings for so long.
Indeed. I'm pretty sure that Kobe allowing Artest to have sex with him is going to have to go on that list of things that the Lakers will need to do to keep Ron happy. I don't think Kobe will mind all that much...in fact, they might have already gotten it out of the way.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 11:51 AM

You mean Kobe & Artest in gay sex?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

benefactor

09-04-2009, 12:38 PM

You mean Kobe & Artest in gay sex?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably. There could be a third, depending on the hotel employees.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 12:41 PM

Probably. There could be a third, depending on the hotel employees.

Mud on the turtle time again!

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 12:42 PM

oh i'm used to it.

And at least you realize you're a sensitive bitch.

woot!

23LeBronJames23

09-04-2009, 12:58 PM

Probably. There could be a third, depending on the hotel employees.

vujabitch

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 01:04 PM

Tony Parker perhaps? He's kinda delicate looking in a faggot sort of way.

hater

09-04-2009, 01:06 PM

vujabitch

as always, vujachick will be used as a towel when they're done

WildcardManu

09-04-2009, 01:13 PM

Tony Parker perhaps? He's kinda delicate looking in a faggot sort of way.

Maybe Walton will join in.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 01:27 PM

Maybe Walton will join in.

& get Manu, he's a little feminine looking in a homasexual way.

cheguevara

09-04-2009, 02:02 PM

He's sure to have Dick with him.

oh he will have a mouthful of dick

cobbler

09-04-2009, 03:01 PM

Indeed. I'm pretty sure that Kobe allowing Artest to have sex with him is going to have to go on that list of things that the Lakers will need to do to keep Ron happy. I don't think Kobe will mind all that much...in fact, they might have already gotten it out of the way.

You sure seem to have a preoccupation with the whole homo thing. As they say, the one commenting on the smell is usually the one who farted in the first place. :wow

z0sa

09-04-2009, 07:30 PM

You sure seem to have a preoccupation with the whole homo thing. As they say, the one commenting on the smell is usually the one who farted in the first place. :wow

:lmao it's he who smelled it, dealt it. not that bullshit

ginobili's bald spot

09-04-2009, 08:20 PM

Nothing but gay

Coming from the guy who made this thread.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134012

GTFO you broken English speaking Chinese homo.

Morg1411

09-04-2009, 09:50 PM

Manu getting injured in an exhibition barnstorming tour. tee, hee.

"tee, hee"???

Proof that Culburn is a 14-year-old girl.

mingus

09-04-2009, 10:04 PM

when Manu is healthy it's 1-1 ... Lakers have just been lucky the last two years.

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 10:42 PM

"tee, hee"???

Proof that Culburn is a 14-year-old girl.

I wish. I'd give like my left nut to be 14 again/girl or boy.

Lebron4MVP

09-04-2009, 11:47 PM

Culburn369

09-04-2009, 11:57 PM

YellowFever

09-05-2009, 12:32 AM

Continuing to post with a lack of new material could also be considered gay.

Probably. There could be a third, depending on the hotel employees.

Wow...hotel employee jokes...

thats original.

cobbler

09-05-2009, 01:20 AM

Man I am getting sick and tired of the Lakers and their fucking fans. Gloating around acting like they are going to be a dynasty and shit. Artest is going to hate Kobe next May/June.When Ron discovers the shitty leader and person Kobe truly is, the so called Lakers "dynasty" wet dreams will end.

We have had dynasties in the past and we will have them in the future. We are even in good shape right now to create one. Time will tell.

That you are sick and tired of it and even go to the extreme to post your whiney little bitchy comments only makes them all the better.

When you win ANYTHING.... just ONE... well talk. Until then, you can continue to be the whiney little bitch you are and we will continue to be the gloating asses we are. Cause we can! :lmao

Culburn369

09-05-2009, 06:36 PM

The simple fact that Artest is showing up two months before the season starts at 6:45 in the morning to practice means a lot. Hell, the Rockets couldn't even get him to show up to the bus on time for game day. Let's go get it LakerRon.

Luva, per usual with the goods/precise style.

He is the finest of our Lakers Fandom. Dr. House, Lakers Fandom Emeritus withstanding.

The Suns have DUNCAN, an exemplary chappie.

The Spurs have like a kit & kaboodle of pedestrian posters who frankly don't know shit from shinola.

The Mavs are represented by a fine contingent of Fandom.

The Blazers have that nincompoop tlong.

Lebron4MVP

09-05-2009, 06:48 PM

Luva, per usual with the goods/precise style.

He is the finest of our Lakers Fandom. Dr. House, Lakers Fandom Emeritus withstanding.

The Suns have DUNCAN, an exemplary chappie.

The Spurs have like a kit & kaboodle of pedestrian posters who frankly don't know shit from shinola.

The Mavs are represented by a fine contingent of Fandom.

The Blazers have that nincompoop tlong.

Im shocked you didnt put that pathetic piece of shit poster Bostonguy in that mix. He literally sucks Laker cock.

Lebron4MVP

09-05-2009, 06:49 PM

The simple fact that Artest is showing up two months before the season starts at 6:45 in the morning to practice means a lot. Hell, the Rockets couldn't even get him to show up to the bus on time for game day. Let's go get it LakerRon.

It means nothing. Ron will hate Kobe by seasons end. You won't be a dynasty. You won't be winning shit for the next several years. NO WAY is this current squad going to be a dynasty. They don't have it in them to be one.

Culburn369

09-05-2009, 07:18 PM

It means nothing. Ron will hate Kobe by seasons end. You won't be a dynasty. You won't be winning shit for the next several years. NO WAY is this current squad going to be a dynasty. They don't have it in them to be one.

You'd better pray so, MVP, otherwise we're gonna build a super size shoe store in this Forum's ass.

iggypop123

09-05-2009, 07:39 PM

how would the cavs know anything about dynasties? maybe how to lose to a champ? get used to it

Culburn369

09-05-2009, 10:49 PM

the cavs are o & what?

38.

mingus

09-05-2009, 11:53 PM

the Lakers will not be as good as the Spurs will be this coming year. Lakers' fans need to quit bringing up last year because it doesn't matter what happened last year now.

Lebron4MVP

09-06-2009, 01:24 AM

The Cavs are O & what?

Lame response.

Lebron4MVP

09-06-2009, 01:27 AM

how would the cavs know anything about dynasties? maybe how to lose to a champ? get used to it

I can't wait for you fucks to come off of cloud 9 when your one hit wonder of a basketball team fails in the 2010 postseason. Sitting here acting like know it alls. That shit gets annoying but it will be worth it to watch your fake team go down yet again when it matters most. You better pray that you dont see the King and Superman in June.

Culburn369

09-06-2009, 02:10 AM

the Lakers will not be as good as the Spurs will be this coming year. Lakers' fans need to quit bringing up last year because it doesn't matter what happened last year now.

No, no. None of that crapola...we're NBA Champions until at least June of 2010. And "bringing up last year" is part & parcel to it, Ming. And you know it.

Muser

09-06-2009, 05:23 AM

I can't wait for you fucks to come off of cloud 9 when your one hit wonder of a basketball team fails in the 2010 postseason.

Talking of one hit wonders, I hope you enjoy going back to a lottery team in 2010/2011, with LeBrons only achievement in Cleveland being a 4-0 skullfuck :toast.

Culburn369

09-06-2009, 06:25 AM

Oh, Muse, this is just terrible,,,we're having to fort up together against a common enemy. What is the proper protocol when Spurs Fandom & Lakers Fandom are like on the same side? It's so weird.

Will there be a morning after? Dang, if we can just hold on thru the night.

DxB

09-06-2009, 07:46 AM

I thought this thread would contain this picture..
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/gtrutzel/GayKobe2.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Kobe%20Bryant%20gay/gtrutzel/GayKobe2.jpg

AAAH! WTF!? Why they kissin n shit!? I knew Kobe had faggot tendencies but aint this some shit!?

lotr1trekkie

09-06-2009, 08:34 AM

Kobe knows how to get the white women. Both Kobe and Artest could play MANDINGO in the upcoming remake.

Culburn369

09-06-2009, 09:15 AM

Both Kobe and Artest could play MANDINGO in the upcoming remake.

But, yer the one that got hung upside down...Mavs spankin' that ass.

in2deep

09-06-2009, 11:28 AM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/gtrutzel/GayKobe2.jpg

LOL at Walton, dude getting excited to see some gay Laker sex

DrHouse

09-06-2009, 11:30 AM

Don't know why Spur fan is bringing up the gay shit seeing as how they have Dick Jefferson, aka I love COCK, on their team.

The Lakers are the best team in the league until someone proves otherwise.

Culburn369

09-06-2009, 11:31 AM

LOL at in2 gettin' excited about Walton gettin' excited about some gay Laker sex.

hater

09-06-2009, 11:32 AM

bunch o'homos

in2deep

09-06-2009, 11:34 AM

Don't know why Spur fan is bringing up the gay shit seeing as how they have Dick Jefferson, aka I love COCK, on their team.

Jefferson never publicly displayed gay antics on the court as opposed to the Lakers.

LOL at in2 gettin' excited about Walton gettin' excited about some gay Laker sex.

I'm glad you agree :tu

lotr1trekkie

09-06-2009, 12:18 PM

Artest understood, after Yao went down , that to sign with the lakers was his last chance to get a ring. He's crazy not stupid. How retarded Mavs' fan brings last years' playoffs into the discussion is................................[fill in please].

JamStone

09-06-2009, 12:27 PM

Good one.

I love COCK

JamStone

09-06-2009, 12:32 PM

Bryan Adams said it best.

"Look into my eyes. You will see what you mean to me."

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt303/UtimateNikka1/nba_g_artest_kobe_576.jpg

nkdlunch

09-06-2009, 12:39 PM

I love COCK

:lmao

Muser

09-06-2009, 01:35 PM

I love COCK

Sig worthy.

Culburn369

09-06-2009, 03:15 PM

Sig worthy.

Muser, get his stoopin' on. Disappointing.

DPG21920

09-06-2009, 03:28 PM

Some Ron quotes from Sham :lol

"I've been doing a little bit too much music, just needed the rest. I've still got my album coming out Nov. 23. After the album comes out I'm going to make sure all of my time is focused on winning a championship."

- Ron Artest on his recent two -game suspension

"Having a record company and putting out my own CD. There's clothes and shoes. There's also an upcoming book deal that I'm trying to do. I'm trying to be positive. I'm a big fan of the Nobel Peace Prize."

- Ron Artest on how he's dealing with life after his suspension.

benefactor

09-06-2009, 04:25 PM

Luva, per usual with the goods/precise style.

He is the finest of our Lakers Fandom. Dr. House, Lakers Fandom Emeritus withstanding.

The Suns have DUNCAN, an exemplary chappie.

The Spurs have like a kit & kaboodle of pedestrian posters who frankly don't know shit from shinola.

The Mavs are represented by a fine contingent of Fandom.

The Blazers have that nincompoop tlong.
Laker Nation isn't winning any literary awards around here either.

Honestly, I don't bother wasting my energy putting a lot of effort into the things I post in the NBA forum. It's the whole "casting your pearls before swine" thing.

Culburn369

09-06-2009, 04:31 PM

Laker Nation isn't winning any literary awards around here either.

Honestly, I don't bother wasting my energy putting a lot of effort into the things I post in the NBA forum. It's the whole "casting your pearls before swine" thing.

I just enjoy exercising the English language. I get a lot of it mixed up, but, it's still enjoyable for me.

And who amongst us doesn't hit [Submit Reply] and then read the gd thing?

cobbler

09-06-2009, 06:34 PM

I can't wait for you fucks to come off of cloud 9 when your 15 hit wonder of a basketball team fails in the 2010 postseason. Sitting here acting like know it alls. That shit gets annoying but it will be worth it to watch your fake team go down yet again when it matters most. You better pray that you dont see the King and Superman in June.

Fixed