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benefactor
09-09-2009, 08:34 AM
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Ha ha...this gonna be epic. I am so watching this.
Dr. Gonzo
09-09-2009, 09:01 AM
that
looks
amazing!
DarkReign
09-09-2009, 09:43 AM
Jeebus f-ing Crimeny....
mrsmaalox
09-09-2009, 09:45 AM
I just wrote in the other thread how I don't care for the old action guys like Stallone and Schwarzenegger, BUT I left out Seagal because he never bugged me. So yes, I think this may be a reality show I can watch :tu
lebomb
09-09-2009, 09:53 AM
I used to LMAO when Steven Segal would fight everyone in his movies wearing a suit, raincoat, overcoat...........it would be in the damn summer too.
koriwhat
09-09-2009, 11:30 AM
dude finally cut his ponytail...now he just needs to shave those plugs off the top of his head.
Trainwreck2100
09-09-2009, 12:57 PM
he's got the donut eating part down that's for sure
JudynTX
09-09-2009, 01:18 PM
A newer version of Cops.
benefactor
09-09-2009, 01:23 PM
A newer version of Cops.
...with Seagal. :tu
thispego
09-09-2009, 01:24 PM
Seagal is Above the Law
florige
09-09-2009, 01:32 PM
The thing about Segal that gets me is that in all of his movies he never EVER loses at fight. EVER! The only movie he dies in is Executive Decision. In that movie he falls out of a plane. Out of all the fight movies he has come out with I can't remember him losing in any of them.
lebomb
09-09-2009, 01:42 PM
The thing about Segal that gets me is that in all of his movies he never EVER loses at fight. EVER! The only movie he dies in is Executive Decision. In that movie he falls out of a plane. Out of all the fight movies he has come out with I can't remember him losing in any of them.

I cant even remember hit getting hit with a punch or kick!! Even with a long ass coat on down to his knees. :wow
Dr. Gonzo
09-09-2009, 02:01 PM
The thing about Segal that gets me is that in all of his movies he never EVER loses at fight. EVER! The only movie he dies in is Executive Decision. In that movie he falls out of a plane. Out of all the fight movies he has come out with I can't remember him losing in any of them.

It's not his fault he's such an amazing fighter.
CuckingFunt
09-09-2009, 02:32 PM
dude finally cut his ponytail...now he just needs to shave those plugs off the top of his head.

And then you'll be ready to fuck him?
Whisky Dog
09-09-2009, 03:31 PM
I just saw under seige again on hbo not long ago. Tommy lee jones, Gary busey, segal in the same movie it had to be great
benefactor
09-09-2009, 05:00 PM
Seriously though...just imagine that you get pulled over and you look in the rear view and Seagal is walking towards your car. That would just be freaky...like the twilight zone or something
koriwhat
09-09-2009, 06:13 PM
And then you'll be ready to fuck him?

ooh aren't you the fiesty bitch here huh? your man ain't layin' it down right the past couple of weeks?... don't take it out on me bitch.
florige
09-09-2009, 09:37 PM
I cant even remember hit getting hit with a punch or kick!! Even with a long ass coat on down to his knees. :wow


It's not his fault he's such an amazing fighter.



Seriously though. The villian could be the baddest of badasses known to mankind. If he had to fight Segal at any point in the movie best to believe he was in for the ultimate ass whupping. Like LB said, I understand that Segal is the star and should probably win the fight when it is all said and done, but the guy never seemed to get knocked down or anything. I haven't watched any of his current movies to see if that shit is still like that.
IronMexican
09-09-2009, 10:36 PM
"Between movies, he's been a full fledge cop" He must have been working full time for like the last 10 years.
iggypop123
09-09-2009, 11:18 PM
i saw this 2 weeks ago and i still cant stop laughing
CuckingFunt
09-09-2009, 11:48 PM
ooh aren't you the fiesty bitch here huh? your man ain't layin' it down right the past couple of weeks?... don't take it out on me bitch.

I actually just typed it because it seemed like a funny thing to say.

Thanks for the hilarious overreaction, though. Very entertaining.
Stringer_Bell
09-10-2009, 12:22 AM
I can't wait for the episode when his wife's car gets tagged and Seagal turns in his badge to find those little fuckers Out for Justice-style.

"That's for my wife. Fuck you and die."
BadMoodBob
09-10-2009, 08:47 AM
^^ lmao

I must watch this. I was never a Seagal fan. I've seen maybe 2 of his movies.
balli
12-01-2009, 06:17 PM
Premiers tomorrow I think. :tu

Looks like this will be one of few reality shows I ever make a point to watch.
benefactor
12-01-2009, 07:48 PM
Yup...tomorrow at 9pm.
phyzik
12-01-2009, 08:36 PM
It would be epic if some random perp end up knocking his ass out in one of the episodes...

After defeating some of the worlds biggest villians and terrorists, Jamal the crack head sends Seagal to the hospital. :lol
thispego
12-01-2009, 09:16 PM
ROFL

Seagal is Above the Law

I will watch this shit just to make sure
tp2021
12-01-2009, 10:09 PM
They should call it "Steven Seagal: Fat Cop"
thispego
12-01-2009, 10:16 PM
that would be repetetive
mookie2001
12-01-2009, 10:31 PM
these guys cant even make fat cop jokes correctly


lawman: SPU special pizza unit
The Reckoning
12-01-2009, 10:38 PM
stick around...we're gonna have some fun.
thispego
12-01-2009, 10:45 PM
fantasy lockdown. prison is glamorous.
mookie2001
12-01-2009, 11:33 PM
I'm so badass that i like prison
behind bars, America's chained up heros
B-Hath
12-02-2009, 02:58 AM
It looks glorious and painful all at the same time.
leemajors
12-03-2009, 11:10 AM
this show was incredible. i am floored by how awesome it was. the stop cuts to show his keen, martial arts trained mind spotting possible lawbreakers were genius.
Sportcamper
12-03-2009, 12:43 PM
Seagal Rules…:tu….

And I think he looks great for a large 57 year old 7th Dan….Chuck Norris would not stand a chance against Seagal…
phyzik
12-03-2009, 11:51 PM
Steven Seagal is legit as a cop.

Im pleasantly suprised.

I think I was sold when he showed his marksmanship.

The man can really shoot.
kbrury
12-03-2009, 11:59 PM
man I need to watch this is it online anywhere?
EmptyMan
12-04-2009, 02:21 PM
This show was stupid. You can tell his crew just pulled rank to get on the show. They are all overweight old dudes, wtf.

People from LA have cool accents though.
Spursfan092120
12-04-2009, 02:23 PM
This show was stupid. You can tell his crew just pulled rank to get on the show. They are all overweight old dudes, wtf.

People from LA have cool accents though.
My best friend is from LA..yeah..the accents are pretty crazy. But dude..a lot of cops in LA are overweight old dudes...it's just his chapter. They have a colonel, a captain, and two sergeants. Doesn't surprise me at all that they're a little older.
mookie2001
12-04-2009, 02:24 PM
thats called an accurate respresentation of police, every dam show you see its the OC teenage patrol
Spursfan092120
12-04-2009, 02:28 PM
thats called an accurate respresentation of police, every dam show you see its the OC teenage patrol
exactly...It was actually refreshing to see an ACTUAL group of officers.
phyzik
12-04-2009, 08:45 PM
Was looking on youtube to see if any footage of this show had popped up yet and came across this, I totally forgot hearing about this supposed fight! :lol

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A real life fight between Seagal and Van Damme in the front yard of Stallone's house? that would have been fucking epic! too bad Seagal apparently chickened out.