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Horace P. McTitties
09-11-2009, 09:54 AM
I just moved from New Jersey to Houston to work in the ship channel. I am right around the corner from San Antonio, and am a pretty lonely guy. I've been reading about these gtg's and I was hoping to go to one and meet a hot spurs loving chick. Together we could stoke the flames of this supposed I-10 rivalry!
ClintSquint
09-11-2009, 09:58 AM
Do you know Travis?
JudynTX
09-11-2009, 10:04 AM
I'm not buying what you're selling. :lol
Bigzax
09-11-2009, 10:23 AM
so mr. mctitties, what's your take on religion?
Viva Las Espuelas
09-11-2009, 10:24 AM
I just moved from New Jersey to Houston to work in the ship channel.
wow. you went from one armpit to another armpit. love the screen name :toast
hater
09-11-2009, 10:26 AM
nobody from NJ talks like that
Cry Havoc
09-11-2009, 10:53 AM
I'm not buying what you're selling. :lol
I'm not selling anything! It's all free! :eyebrows
Horace P. McTitties
09-11-2009, 12:44 PM
nobody from NJ talks like that
Ok... let me try again. Yo... I'm a fun luvin guido from East Orange. Any sizzlin fake-tan spurs hotties wanna cut their fingers on my guido hair? Let me know... I'm out to listen to Bruce Springsteen and eat at Sal's Trattoria.
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll71/canoraid/guido.jpg
Bigzax
09-11-2009, 12:47 PM
no mention of Bon Jovi?
JudynTX
09-11-2009, 02:10 PM
I'm not selling anything! It's all free! :eyebrows
Nothing in this world is free! :lol
Ok... let me try again. Yo... I'm a fun luvin guido from East Orange. Any sizzlin fake-tan spurs hotties wanna cut their fingers on my guido hair? Let me know... I'm out to listen to Bruce Springsteen and eat at Sal's Trattoria.
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll71/canoraid/guido.jpg
Yuck!
spurs_fan_in_exile
09-11-2009, 02:20 PM
wow. you went from one armpit to another armpit. love the screen name :toast
Comparing the Houston ship channel to an armpit is an insult to armpits. Don't get me wrong, it's an engineering marvel and a wonderful economic addition to the city, but given a choice between taking a deep breath at the ship channel and huffing armpit fumes I'll take the 'pit any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
ETA: Welcome to the Bayou City!
PakiDan
09-11-2009, 02:26 PM
Nothing in this world is free! :lol
Yuck!
:lol :lol - wow.
mouse
09-11-2009, 02:29 PM
If where he is at is the Armpit of Texas where is the butt crack?
ManuTP9
09-11-2009, 02:34 PM
nobody from NJ talks like that
you got that right.
Bigzax
09-11-2009, 02:50 PM
don't ask what brownsville is...
mouse
09-11-2009, 03:08 PM
don't ask what brownsville is...
Is that in Taint county?
jman3000
09-11-2009, 03:16 PM
shit. I clicked on his name when I meant to click on the thread. Now it looks like I was checking out his page : /
CuckingFunt
09-11-2009, 03:40 PM
shit. I clicked on his name when I meant to click on the thread. Now it looks like I was checking out his page : /
That has happened to me a lot since the profile pages were revamped.
mrsmaalox
09-11-2009, 03:41 PM
shit. I clicked on his name when I meant to click on the thread. Now it looks like I was checking out his page : /
Yea we all know the truth!
hater
09-11-2009, 03:50 PM
let me help you out
Yo, this is Stallion. Just moved in to the area and have been through nothin yet. looking for a fine honey that can handle this white animal.
http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/how-to-build-a-guido.jpg
Gary: I was nuts for the girl... and what did it to me was these big titties she had.
Fastman: Big titties... ha ha!
Gary: She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy, you know she was set and she was lookin' gooood son!
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/weird_science/sounds/weird_science_looking_good.wav
Frenzy
09-11-2009, 06:37 PM
no hot girls here. move on..
Slydragon
09-11-2009, 07:11 PM
found his friends pics
http://www.google.com/images?start=0&q=wigger&btnG=Search+images&hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS288US288&sa=2
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