Hello Everyone

[Horace P. McTitties]

I just moved from New Jersey to Houston to work in the ship channel. I am right around the corner from San Antonio, and am a pretty lonely guy. I've been reading about these gtg's and I was hoping to go to one and meet a hot spurs loving chick. Together we could stoke the flames of this supposed I-10 rivalry!

[ClintSquint]

Do you know Travis?

[JudynTX]

I'm not buying what you're selling. :lol

[Bigzax]

so mr. mctitties, what's your take on religion?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just moved from New Jersey to Houston to work in the ship channel.
wow. you went from one armpit to another armpit. love the screen name :toast

[hater]

nobody from NJ talks like that

[Cry Havoc]

I'm not buying what you're selling. :lol

I'm not selling anything! It's all free! :eyebrows

[Horace P. McTitties]

nobody from NJ talks like that

Ok... let me try again. Yo... I'm a fun luvin guido from East Orange. Any sizzlin fake-tan spurs hotties wanna cut their fingers on my guido hair? Let me know... I'm out to listen to Bruce Springsteen and eat at Sal's Trattoria.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll71/canoraid/guido.jpg

[Bigzax]

no mention of Bon Jovi?

[JudynTX]

I'm not selling anything! It's all free! :eyebrows

Nothing in this world is free! :lol


Ok... let me try again. Yo... I'm a fun luvin guido from East Orange. Any sizzlin fake-tan spurs hotties wanna cut their fingers on my guido hair? Let me know... I'm out to listen to Bruce Springsteen and eat at Sal's Trattoria.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll71/canoraid/guido.jpg

Yuck!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

wow. you went from one armpit to another armpit. love the screen name :toast

Comparing the Houston ship channel to an armpit is an insult to armpits. Don't get me wrong, it's an engineering marvel and a wonderful economic addition to the city, but given a choice between taking a deep breath at the ship channel and huffing armpit fumes I'll take the 'pit any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

ETA: Welcome to the Bayou City!

[PakiDan]

Nothing in this world is free! :lol



Yuck!

:lol :lol - wow.

[mouse]

If where he is at is the Armpit of Texas where is the butt crack?

[ManuTP9]

nobody from NJ talks like that

you got that right.

[Bigzax]

don't ask what brownsville is...

[mouse]

don't ask what brownsville is...

Is that in Taint county?

[jman3000]

shit. I clicked on his name when I meant to click on the thread. Now it looks like I was checking out his page : /

[CuckingFunt]

shit. I clicked on his name when I meant to click on the thread. Now it looks like I was checking out his page : /

That has happened to me a lot since the profile pages were revamped.

[mrsmaalox]

shit. I clicked on his name when I meant to click on the thread. Now it looks like I was checking out his page : /

Yea we all know the truth!

[hater]

let me help you out


Yo, this is Stallion. Just moved in to the area and have been through nothin yet. looking for a fine honey that can handle this white animal.

http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/how-to-build-a-guido.jpg

[Taco]

Gary: I was nuts for the girl... and what did it to me was these big titties she had.
Fastman: Big titties... ha ha!
Gary: She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy, you know she was set and she was lookin' gooood son!

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/weird_science/sounds/weird_science_looking_good.wav

[Frenzy]

no hot girls here. move on..

[Slydragon]

found his friends pics

http://www.google.com/images?start=0&q=wigger&btnG=Search+images&hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS288US288&sa=2