I just trolled an internet pervert

[Leetonidas]

So I was bored, watching Chris Hansen catch predators like 30 minutes ago so I decided to start trolling the waters for some pervert, and it didn't take long. This was so hilarious.

Notes:

-This guy said he was 22 but I saw his pics and he's easily 30.
-I showed him a picture of this chicks boobs and told him I was 15
-At the end, he had his webcam on and I got to see his facial expression. Honestly I only saw his cock for split second and I moved the box right away but I couldn't stop laughing.
-Do you think I should email this to Perverted Justice?


jamesman777: ur not 15
jamesman777: are u
jamesman777: here
cutieguitargirl95: ya i am
jamesman777: ur 15
cutieguitargirl95: yup
jamesman777: with dd tits
jamesman777: double d tits
cutieguitargirl95: ya, ive alwys had big boobs
jamesman777: ok look at me so i can see more pics
jamesman777: so where the nude pics at
jamesman777: u here
jamesman777: yea show t\all ur nude pics
jamesman777: show all plz
cutieguitargirl95: hows that..
jamesman777: all of ur tits
jamesman777: nice
jamesman777: any of ur girl
jamesman777: so
cutieguitargirl95: wat do u think
jamesman777: damn
jamesman777: so any pics of ur area
cutieguitargirl95: just one...
jamesman777: wow
jamesman777: so where u live
cutieguitargirl95: san antonio..
jamesman777: texas
cutieguitargirl95: yep
jamesman777: close 2 me
jamesman777: so u have abf are married
cutieguitargirl95: no lol im 15 i cant be married. im single
jamesman777: so wat type of guy u looking 4
cutieguitargirl95: a sexy guy, hppfully with a car lol and nice n strong
jamesman777: me
cutieguitargirl95: lol idk why dont u let me c
jamesman777: u like
cutieguitargirl95: mmm ur cute
jamesman777: so u like older guys
cutieguitargirl95: ya. boys my age are soo immature
james southern: how much older
cutieguitargirl95: well, the oldst i been with was 27
james southern: wow
james southern: u a virgin
cutieguitargirl95: yes...ive done everytihin else but that
james southern: wow
james southern: so u need more pics of ur area
james southern: so i am 22
james southern: former military
cutieguitargirl95: lol thats cool
james southern: so i have never seen a virgins area
james southern: so u dont have a cam
cutieguitargirl95: not a webcam
james southern: why dont u take some pics of ur butt and area
cutieguitargirl95: why do u call it that
cutieguitargirl95: thats weird
james southern: vagina
cutieguitargirl95: lol ok..
cutieguitargirl95: well u seen so much of me and i barley seen any of u
james southern: i will showu more in a min
james southern: ok
james southern: brb
cutieguitargirl95: lol ok
james southern: dont leave
cutieguitargirl95: k
james southern: ok so will u download more pics after i show u my cock
cutieguitargirl95: yes
james southern: when will u take the pics and show them
cutieguitargirl95: right after..
james southern: ok
cutieguitargirl95:
james southern: so wats the biggest u ever seen
cutieguitargirl95: like 6
james southern: wow
james southern: i am bigger than that
cutieguitargirl95: well lemme see
james southern: i will
james southern: lets tlk 4 a min
james southern: b 4 i show it ok
cutieguitargirl95: ok
james southern: so wats ur name
cutieguitargirl95: tiffany
james southern: so wats ur birthday
james southern: so can i get ur birthday
cutieguitargirl95: march 12 1994...
james southern: ok
james southern: so u do oral sex anal sex
cutieguitargirl95: ive done oral a lot, i tryd anal a cupple times and it and hurt
james southern: oh
james southern: but never had it in ur vagina
cutieguitargirl95: not yet. we tried once but it ddnt fit
james southern: we
cutieguitargirl95: me and the guy that tried it
james southern: so i can make mine fit
cutieguitargirl95: lemme see already
james southern: ok
cutieguitargirl95:
james southern: one more question
cutieguitargirl95: wut
james southern: u swallow
cutieguitargirl95: i have b4
james southern: ok u like it
cutieguitargirl95: its not that bad i guess
james southern: ok
cutieguitargirl95: so do u wanna c more pics? lemme see urs!
james southern: one sec let me go 2 the bathroom
cutieguitargirl95: kk
james southern: dont go away
cutieguitargirl95: k
james southern: accept
james southern: hi
cutieguitargirl95: wut?
james southern: accept
james southern: view my cam so u can see my cock
cutieguitargirl95: how
cutieguitargirl95: i dnt see nuthin
james southern: go 2 actions and click view webcam
james southern: u see
cutieguitargirl95: lol ya
james southern: u ready
cutieguitargirl95: yes!
cutieguitargirl95: oh wow
cutieguitargirl95: i like that
james southern: kinda little huh
cutieguitargirl95: lol no
james southern: so now ur pics
cutieguitargirl95: OMFG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PREDATOR!!! IM FROM PERVERTED JUSITCE AND IM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOUR ASS! CHRIS HASEN IS COMING FOR YOU! AND YOU LOOK FUCKING GAY!!! HAHAAHAAH OWNED FAGGOTTT!!! AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE BITTY PENIS!!! FUCKING RAPIST!!!!!! OMG U SOOO GAY!!! YOUR ASS IS GONNA GET POUNDED HARD BY BUBBA IN JAL! DP WITH CHRIS HANSEN FAGGOT!!! HAHAHAHA PWNED PWNED PWNED PWNED
james southern: wat
cutieguitargirl95: owned!!!
cutieguitargirl95: police time!!!
cutieguitargirl95: SEAKING FUCK YEAH!!!
cutieguitargirl95: mudkips!!!
james southern: no


And then I signed out. The look on his face was priceless after he read that. This pervert got busted. And he was really pushy for nude pics in the beginning. :ihit

Oh yeah I almost forgot one of the funniest parts. We had the picture sharing thing open and right after I sent that last bit I sent him a picture of Chris Hansen.

[Spursfan092120]

lmao..that's hilarious man...those fuckers are everywhere.

[IronMexican]

That'd be fucked up if you did.

[Leetonidas]

Man, I really wished I had screen shot his ass, I totally spaced.

[dirk4mvp]

lmao nice

[Heath Ledger]

you should have used camtasia to record the whole damn thing, its really easy to find these pervs, you should download camtasia and redo this shit, then blur out or edit the penis bits.

[Leetonidas]

you should have used camtasia to record the whole damn thing, its really easy to find these pervs, you should download camtasia and redo this shit, then blur out or edit the penis bits.

That's not a bad idea. If only you could see what I saw you would laugh 10x harder.

[mookie2001]

really weird that you wasted your time with that

[Leetonidas]

Some people get paid to do this shit, so I don't really see it as a waste of time. But thanks for another non-insightful, non-quality post. :tu

[mookie2001]

thats why you dont see it as a waste of time?

[Leetonidas]

Eh, posting on a message board with over 10,000 posts might be seen as a waste of time to others.

[mookie2001]

HNaturally...

you could pose as a teen who wants smegma all over his face, im sure youll get a response, then THAT guy would be the weirdo

[Cry Havoc]

Wow. That guy must have had an IQ of 5.

[alamo50]

Homo.

[Spursfan092120]

If you do this, you need to pull a Chris Hanson....take a seat...take a seat right over there...

[TDMVPDPOY]

you got fckd on the moment u viewed his webcam, wtf do you wanna look at his dick?

ps. good mention of mudkipz :D

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Wow. That was fascinating - like a job interview, so sterile. The world is in a truly sad state if that's all that sex amounts to these days.

Have to say that was one helluva troll though, Lee. Who knew it would be that easy to find, and that sad? :depressed

[Desert Plains]

This shit happens daily in the Troll forum, go check it out and save yourself some time typing.

[SpursGirl21]

I think your time could have been better spent trying to repair MiamiHeat's relationship problems, don't you?

[BlackSwordsMan]

no don't turn me in

[JudynTX]

This shit happens daily in the Troll forum, go check it out and save yourself some time typing.

:lol:lol Just ewww to this whole ordeal.

[Leetonidas]

I don't care what anyone says about it being gay or whatever. Like you've never seen a cock while watching porn. I don't give a shit, this was one of the funniest things I've ever took part in.

[manufan10]

:lol

[jman3000]

I remember seeing cock all the time while playing UNO on Xbox live.

It's funny and gross at the same time.

[Dex]

Excellent use of teh mudkipz, as well. :tu

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

lmao mudkips?

[Dex]

lmao mudkips?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mudkip

Yet another case of the internetz going too far. :lol

[PM5K]

So wait a minute, which one were you?

[mavs>spurs2]

lol you just gave me an idea for something to do one of these days when i get bored enough

[Spurminator]

james southern: so now ur pics
cutieguitargirl95: OMFG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PREDATOR!!! IM FROM PERVERTED JUSITCE AND IM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOUR ASS! CHRIS HASEN IS COMING FOR YOU! AND YOU LOOK FUCKING GAY!!! HAHAAHAAH OWNED FAGGOTTT!!! AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE BITTY PENIS!!! FUCKING RAPIST!!!!!! OMG U SOOO GAY!!! YOUR ASS IS GONNA GET POUNDED HARD BY BUBBA IN JAL! DP WITH CHRIS HANSEN FAGGOT!!! HAHAHAHA PWNED PWNED PWNED PWNED
james southern: wat

Wait... he typed "wat"? Really? The same exact reaction this guy had to a similar joke?

http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/4/collegehumor.1b7dda8391b11f34e2113de41d5db7ed.jpg

What is with these pedos and their inability to spell "what"?

[Leetonidas]

Yeah, he sat there reading all that with a puzzled expression on his face and all he responded with was "wat"

[Leetonidas]

So wait a minute, which one were you?

cutieguitargirl95

[PM5K]

cutieguitargirl95

It was a joke, but if I have to explain it it obviously wasn't funny.

[Leetonidas]

Yeah I figured, but I wanted to make it unfunny. :)

[Fpoonsie]

It was a joke, but if I have to explain it it obviously wasn't funny.

:lol

No, no. It was funny.