View Full Version : Jessica Simpson's dog snatched by coyote
Viva Las Espuelas
09-15-2009, 11:46 AM
:lmao
that is all
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/15/jessica.simpson.dog/index.html
Ed Helicopter Jones
09-15-2009, 11:54 AM
We lost a house cat this way...it's no laughing matter.
Ok, maybe it is somewhat funny. Poor cat.
CosmicCowboy
09-15-2009, 11:57 AM
I want my reward.
http://www.rightmindsforum.com/misc/DogShit02a.jpg
mrsmaalox
09-15-2009, 11:58 AM
See? That's what I'm afraid will happen to my little dog. There are so many coyotes and foxes around here! It's terrible :(
Viva Las Espuelas
09-15-2009, 11:58 AM
I want my reward.
http://www.rightmindsforum.com/misc/DogShit02a.jpg
man, that's a healthy lookin' one.
Viva Las Espuelas
09-15-2009, 11:59 AM
See? That's what I'm afraid will happen to my little dog. There are so many coyotes and foxes around here! It's terrible :(
that's why you should buy a dog. not a barking rat.
CosmicCowboy
09-15-2009, 12:05 PM
A friend of mine lives near Medina Lake...Last year his beagle was barking out across the fence into the dark...my buddy walked outside to check just as a mountain lion jumped the fence, grabbed the beagle, and jumped back over the fence...
koriwhat
09-15-2009, 12:09 PM
that's why you should buy a dog. not a barking rat.
exactly! how can people even call little dogs... well dogs? dogs are supposed to be little fuckin' pussy ass animals with a bigger bark then bite.
Evil Angel
09-15-2009, 12:10 PM
Reward... That's the funny part.
DisAsTerBot
09-15-2009, 12:11 PM
that's why you should buy a dog. not a barking rat.
:lol
+1,000,000
DisAsTerBot
09-15-2009, 12:12 PM
Reward... That's the funny part.
some coyote is gonna leave an anonymous message saying " i have your cub"
Viva Las Espuelas
09-15-2009, 12:13 PM
A friend of mine lives near Medina Lake...Last year his beagle was barking out across the fence into the dark...my buddy walked outside to check just as a mountain lion jumped the fence, grabbed the beagle, and jumped back over the fence...
different animal, but my townhouse over looks a golf course and every morning you can see hawks swoop up defenseless squirrels. it's quite entertaining.
JudynTX
09-15-2009, 12:17 PM
Poor doggy
mrsmaalox
09-15-2009, 12:20 PM
My first kitten was a newborn we rescued from the jaws of a fox.
koriwhat
09-15-2009, 12:22 PM
My first kitten was a newborn we rescued from the jaws of a fox.
poor fox...
manufan10
09-15-2009, 12:24 PM
^ :lol
manufan10
09-15-2009, 12:25 PM
I want my reward.
http://www.rightmindsforum.com/misc/DogShit02a.jpg
CC just took a crap outside! :wow
mrsmaalox
09-15-2009, 12:41 PM
See? That's what I'm afraid will happen to my little dog. There are so many coyotes and foxes around here! It's terrible :(
that's why you should buy a dog. not a barking rat.
My first kitten was a newborn we rescued from the jaws of a fox.
poor fox...
:depressed You guys suck! :lol
angel_luv
09-15-2009, 12:54 PM
Our cat, Bingley, is a thousand times more fearless and ferocious than our dog.
Viva Las Espuelas
09-15-2009, 01:01 PM
my rat dog's far too afraid of everything to bark at anything unless she's indoors on standing right next to me on a leash
BRHornet45
09-15-2009, 01:03 PM
what is there to laugh about douche bag ?
koriwhat
09-15-2009, 01:35 PM
what is there to laugh about douche bag ?
sons, there's a lot to laugh about!
btw, you're slippin'.
I. Hustle
09-15-2009, 01:42 PM
I don't know about her dog but I would love to snatch her kitty oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooo
JoeChalupa
09-15-2009, 01:59 PM
I don't know about her dog but I would love to snatch her kitty oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooo
I'd make her purr.
tlongII
09-15-2009, 02:10 PM
Coyotes gotta eat too.
I. Hustle
09-15-2009, 02:16 PM
I'd make her purr.
In all seriousness I feel bad for the coyotes family
DisAsTerBot
09-15-2009, 02:18 PM
In all seriousness I feel bad for the coyotes family
:lol
Viva Las Espuelas
09-15-2009, 02:37 PM
I don't know about her dog but I would love to snatch her kitty oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooo
should i try the veal?
Viva Las Espuelas
09-15-2009, 02:39 PM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/21/DOGS_01_wideweb__470x284,0.jpg
CosmicCowboy
09-15-2009, 03:10 PM
Coyotes probably hacking up hair balls right now...
http://www.pet-pet-blog.net/petpet/wp-content/jessicasimpson_maltipoo_daisy.jpg
MannyIsGod
09-15-2009, 03:50 PM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/21/DOGS_01_wideweb__470x284,0.jpg
LOL
I admit I laughed when I read the thread title.
lefty
09-15-2009, 03:53 PM
THe same thing happend 125 times to Tony Romo last seasons.
Oh wait, those were tackles
marini martini
09-15-2009, 03:57 PM
I guess that's what Jess get's for wearing coyote pup fur around her neck. Pay back's are hell! :toast
katyon6th
09-15-2009, 04:45 PM
I was camping on the Frio around this time last year and out of nowhere a sasquatch took one of my friends. We never saw him again.
sonic21
09-15-2009, 05:21 PM
I wonder how many people who google 'Jessica Simpson's snatch' will become new posters here.
CosmicCowboy
09-15-2009, 05:33 PM
I wonder how many people who google 'Jessica Simpson's snatch' will become new posters here.
:lmao
Bukefal
09-15-2009, 07:20 PM
I dont like JS but imagine if this would happen to your dog, damn, that would be horrible.
Viva Las Espuelas
09-21-2009, 04:28 PM
this chick has issues.
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Friends worry about Jessica Simpson's 'tailspin'
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By K.C. Baker and Pernilla Cedenheim
(People.com) -- After losing her beloved Maltipoo Daisy to a coyote attack, Jessica Simpson may be at the lowest point of her life, friends fear.
Jessica Simpson's friends are worried about the singer since her dog, Daisy, disappeared last week. "Daisy was her baby," one of them told PEOPLE. "It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
Daisy was snatched away by a coyote before Simpson's very eyes in Los Angeles last week, and, despite Simpson's refusal to quit searching and offer of a reward, no sign has been seen of the caramel-colored dog.
She was given the dog by [her] then-husband Nick Lachey (http://www.people.com/people/nick_lachey) in 2004, and Jessica (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/Jessica_Simpson) and Daisy became inseparable.
"She won't leave her parents' house," a source said.
"Whenever things went wrong for Jessica, she reached for Daisy," another source, a friend, said. "Daisy was her security blanket. When people let her down, she always had Daisy."
On September 19, her stylist pal Ken Paves convinced Simpson (http://www.people.com/people/jessica_simpson) to finally leave her parents' house. They went to Vino in Encino, California, for an attempt to perk her up.
"Jessica seemed okay, but wasn't smiling much," an onlooker said. "The wine made her relax a bit, but it was still obvious that she was having a devastating week."
Unconditional Love
Daisy was perhaps one of the most pampered pets (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/Pets) in Hollywood. Simpson fed Daisy steak, not dog food, and referred to herself as "Daisy's Mommy." When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog; and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn't wake Daisy. She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a "girls' night in" with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy.
"Jessica has a very small inner circle," the friend said. "But she always had Daisy. Daisy gave her unconditional love."
And, unlike some of the men in her life, the friend added, "Daisy never betrayed her. Daisy was always there for her. This is serious. Jessica's heart is broken."
Whenever she was out at night, Simpson called home and had "someone put Daisy on the phone so she could say goodnight."
"Daisy ran the household," the friend said. "If Daisy didn't like you, you were gone. Sometimes if her regular hair and makeup people weren't available and Jessica had a sit-in, if Daisy didn't like them, they wouldn't be back. Daisy ran the roost."
When Simpson was having relationship problems, "she would cry herself to sleep at night, using Daisy as a pillow."
It won't be easy to find a replacement, another friend said.
Needy and Clingy
"Jessica is very needy. She is very clingy," the friend said. "She is so sweet, but sometimes because of that she's hard to be around. It's not always easy. She hates to be alone. That's what happened with [ex-boyfriend and Dallas Cowboys quarterback] Tony [Romo]. Jessica smothers people. She doesn't really have any hobbies. Daisy was exactly what Jessica needed."
All of the sources agreed on one point: It's been a tough year for Jessica Simpson.
"I want her to catch a break," the first friend said
exstatic
09-21-2009, 07:07 PM
I wonder how many people who google 'Jessica Simpson's snatch' will become new posters here.
Jessica Simpson's snatch dogged by coyote...that's what I read, anyway.
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