View Full Version : I want to be City Manager

09-02-2004, 12:13 AM
**** it....

I want the job....

who do we call?

09-02-2004, 12:28 AM
WTH is a City Manager?

09-02-2004, 12:45 AM
to serve in city government

09-02-2004, 12:48 AM

09-04-2004, 05:25 AM

I have connections. I can get you a height requirement waiver in order for you to become City Mgr.

HOWEVER; some folks will want to know the answers to the following questions and your promise to do things right.

1. Will you return my phone calls and those of my staff? EG

2. If I run for Mayor will you support me and take back any remarks you may have said about "THAT TWERP" ? JC

3. Would you promise to fix the 1 STOP Center and get
the Empire Builders in Local Government to Participate?

4. Would you find out why the new 86 million dollar computer
system is taking so long to come on board? Will you also find out why, the same program for HR that the system will be using, i.e. the same one the county spent 4 mil to buy and 2 mil to fix doesn't work "YET"

5 Could you bring back some of the former shetty councilman
and Local Code Compliance Inspectors? - Several Business
People want to "Work" with People who understand just what this statement means:

"It would be to your economical advantage to see things my way"

6. My cousin needs a job. She can't type, file or answer
the phone. She does speak Spanish. She
doesn't want to work and will call in sick
two or 3 times a pay period so she might work out at the
tax office on Martin Street if you can't get her a city job.
I'm sure a county one will do just as well.

7. I'm willing to be paid an advisor's's fee after you get the job!
I have experience in getting waivers from Code Compliance and Like I always say: Show me the $ or Whatever it take$

Get back to me if you are interested, but time is $hort. I understand a particular $earch Firm will be paid big buck$ to hunt for a City Mgr and like mo$t good city/county job$ they
are normally taken before you are aware there i$ a vacancy.

Das Texan
09-04-2004, 01:22 PM
**** it

i'd be the best city manager.

you need a bonafide asshole in charge of this town's $$$$$$.

09-06-2004, 03:12 PM
I can help I am in tight with Jay Howard.

09-06-2004, 08:24 PM
I can help I am in tight with Jay Howard.

Enough with the innuendo

09-06-2004, 09:00 PM
hey it's all good, male?, female? ,it all taste like Chickenhttp://www.sahoops.net/smilies/lmao.gif

09-10-2004, 02:18 AM

Would you be interested in a job with SAWS? A Ex-city Manager just got one hell of a temorary contract to run SAWS.

09-10-2004, 02:29 AM
Hell yeah, I am up for that job too.

I'll do both.

09-10-2004, 02:46 AM
Sequ, would make the sewer system smell bad!:shock

09-10-2004, 02:11 PM
I really Think SS Could run for office. why not?

You have my Vote brah.

Ps you going to the Big brother 5 party?