View Full Version : the hustle bustle rap
mookie2001
04-12-2005, 07:13 PM
i pulled out my strap and the punks chode exploded
He was scared cuz the glock was loaded
the bitch wanted to tussle so we got in rumble, he was quick, so we had to hustle
my homeboy came across town through the rush-hour bustle, he was late but he brought some muscle
the hustle bustle rap by mookie
with assistance from cant be faded
thoughts?
Cant_Be_Faded
04-12-2005, 07:23 PM
its supposed to be performed with a lisp though, for effect.
I think I speak for everyone when I say ....what?
bigzak25
04-13-2005, 09:55 AM
i pulled out my strap and the punks chode exploded
He was scared cuz the glock was loaded
the bitch wanted to tussle so we got in rumble, he was quick, so we had to hustle
his chode exploded? i didn't know that could explode.
and he still wanted to tussle?
and why fight if you had a glock?
i mean really, what started all this....why was he a punk in the first place?
good job though man, keep it flowin....
TastesLikeChicken
04-13-2005, 12:59 PM
This is a little awkward
Not because of the song, but because "Hustle" and "Bustle" are the nicknames of my ballz
mookie2001
04-13-2005, 01:43 PM
yeah well chodes only explode if your happy or excited, otherwise they implode, but scared can go either way
he had the glock, but he wanted to tussle too
Cant_Be_Faded
04-13-2005, 11:13 PM
yeah well chodes only explode if your happy or excited, otherwise they implode, but scared can go either way
he had the glock, but he wanted to tussle too
no no no
they explode if you get angry or overly happy/excited
and implode if you have an anticlimactic response
like if neil's parents are gone for the entire spring break, and he leaves on wednesday and we expected it and just go "heh" then our chodes imploded
i think thats it
Rap with the same rhyming all the time sucks.
Hustle, Muscle, Tussle etc..
Cant_Be_Faded
04-14-2005, 02:51 AM
thats just one verse dude....plus, audibly it would be "tuthle, muthle, huthle" cuz its supposed to be said with a lisp
LOL
making if one of the funniest verses of all time
mookie2001
04-14-2005, 03:52 PM
thats just one verse dude....plus, audibly it would be "tuthle, muthle, huthle" cuz its supposed to be said with a lisp
LOL
making if one of the funniest verses of all time
i agree
Cant_Be_Faded
04-14-2005, 05:59 PM
a bullet proof vest aint *STUFF*
when i have 1245 worth of vbookie ca$$$$$$h
jalbre6
04-14-2005, 06:01 PM
This is a little awkward
Not because of the song, but because "Hustle" and "Bustle" are the nicknames of my ballz
http://www.anchorman-themovie.com/wallpapers/images/fantana_wp_800x600.jpg
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang!"
Cant_Be_Faded
04-14-2005, 11:19 PM
that movie was a classic
remember when will ferrel sees christina applegate and is like
"....by the beard of zeus!"
Cant_Be_Faded
10-10-2005, 10:02 PM
bump
mookie2001
10-10-2005, 10:03 PM
I was gonna have to tuthle at rumorhazzit the other day
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