Undeniable Truth - Fat people voted McCain, skinny people voted Obama

[Will Hunting]

http://www.examiner.com/x-2490-Endurance-Sports-Examiner~y2009m7d1-And-the-thinnest-and-fattest-states-in-America-are


Top 10 Fattest states in the country:

1. Mississippi - McCain
2. Alabama - McCain
3. West Virginia - McCain
4. Tennessee - McCain
5. South Carolina - McCain
6. Oklahoma - McCain
7. Kentucky - McCain
8. Louisiana - McCain
9. Michigan - Obama
10. Arkansas - McCain

Top 10 thinnest states in the country:

1. Colorado - Obama
2. Massachusetts - Obama
3. Connecticut - Obama
4. Rhode Island - Obama
5. Hawaii - Obama
6. Vermont - Obama
7. Washington DC - Obama
8. Utah - McCain
9. Montana - McCain
10. New Jersey - Obama


So if you voted for Obama, keep takin' care of yourself.

If you voted for McCain, lose some weight fat ass.

[Will Hunting]

It's good to be a skinny Obama supporter in a skinny state rather than you fat McCain supporters in the fat South. Enjoy your fatness fatty Mcfatfat.

[Wild Cobra]

I wonder how that works if you broke it down by health? How many of those skinny people are meth addicts?

[louie1674]

Your research is flawed... Everyone knows that fat people are only willing to get up to go to Wal-Mart and a Fast Food Joints, otherwise they are sitting their fat ass on the couch.

[DarrinS]

Possibly the dumbest thread ever.

[Wild Cobra]

Possibly the dumbest thread ever.
I agree. That's why I included the meth addicts as bringing the liberal numbers averaging lower weight.

[Bartleby]

I agree. That's why I included the meth addicts as bringing the liberal numbers averaging lower weight.


Prevalence of Methamphetamine Use by Demographic Group

The 50 States and the District of Columbia were divided into thirds based on the percentage of the population aged 12 or older who had used methamphetamine in the past year (Figure 4). Twelve states in the West,7 including Nevada (2.2 percent), Wyoming, and Montana (1.5 percent each),8 ranked among the top third of states for past year methamphetamine use. Connecticut (less than 0.1 percent), New York, and North Carolina (0.12 percent each) were among the states with the lowest rates; all nine states in the Northeast were in the lowest third.

The rate of past year methamphetamine use was higher in counties in small metropolitan areas (0.7 percent) and counties not in metropolitan areas (0.8 percent) than in counties in large metropolitan areas (0.5 percent).

http://www.oas.samhsa.gov/2k5/meth/meth.htm

[LnGrrrR]

Nice try but no cigar WC. Any other theories?

[nuclearfm]

Nice try but no cigar WC. Any other theories?

The Jews!

[Will Hunting]

Clearly we have some fat McCain supporters in this thread denying the truth. Don't be mad at me you haven't seen your dick in 10 years!!!

[balli]

I wonder how that works if you broke it down by health? How many of those skinny people are meth addicts?

Meth is also a red-state drug. Predominately used by Caucasians. The word you were looking for was crack, but really, I don't think too many black crackheads, or white meth-heads, are making their way to the voting polls.

Anyways, just add this to the mile deep pile of research that proves the south is more or less populated by the lowliest collection of human life on earth.

[DarrinS]

http://www.floppingaces.net/wp-content/gallery/curts-pictures/codepink_fat_lady.jpg

[SpurNation]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/graphics/obesity_map/obese_usa.gifhttp://i.usatoday.net/_common/_images/clear.gif

As a whole we've all become "fatter".

Of course as we age...there is the tendacy to gain a spare tire. I'm not sure if age statistics per state are taken into account but in the states you just mentioned...I'm sure there are more retired individuals than in the states that have less body fat.

Age was a deciding factor as well in the past election.

[DarrinS]

http://perfunction.typepad.com/perfunction/images/2008/09/29/michael_moore_seriously_fat.jpg


http://www.onejerusalem.com/wp-content/rosieksm.jpg

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/fat-ted-kennedy.jpg

[balli]

DarinS, the fucking master of stupidity. Nobody on earth could better fool themselves with pure anecdote, when proven statistics are bitch slapping them right in the face.

[clambake]

darrins said he was the boss.

now he's photoslopping from work.

way to lead, D.

[DarrinS]

DarinS, the fucking master of stupidity. Nobody on earth could better fool themselves with pure anecdote, when proven statistics are bitch slapping them right in the face.


I think you should research obesity rates by ethnicity and then research the demographic that voted for Obama.


/thread

[DarrinS]

darrins said he was the boss.

now he's photoslopping from work.

way to lead, D.



Do you and ChumpDumpster have a tandem office chair?

[NoOptionB]

Anyways, just add this to the mile deep pile of research that proves the south is more or less populated by the lowliest collection of human life on earth.

I guess it's a good thing we are all so spread out down here then. Southern beautiful women + less competition + an abundance of opportunity to accumulate wealth + low cost of living + shitty humidity = Good times.

[NoOptionB]

http://perfunction.typepad.com/perfunction/images/2008/09/29/michael_moore_seriously_fat.jpg


http://www.onejerusalem.com/wp-content/rosieksm.jpg

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/fat-ted-kennedy.jpg

lulz, :toast

[clambake]

how many employees do you have, darrins?

[hope4dopes]

Possibly the dumbest thread ever.
Now we have someone for chimp,clambake,and shasta to play cowboys and indeginous peoples with.However I think nuculerfm is still the king of stupid threads.

[nuclearfm]

Now we have someone for chimp,clambake,and shasta to play cowboys and indeginous peoples with.However I think nuculerfm is still the king of stupid threads.

It's "nuclear" you dumb fuck.

[Will Hunting]

Rofl Balli is right the South just sucks at everything.

[Will Hunting]

I'm sure there are more retired individuals than in the states that have less body fat.


Right....age is why the South is really fuckin fat. It's got nothing to do with the fact Southern people think driving a car around a track for 4 hours is considered a sport.

[hope4dopes]

It's "nuclear" you dumb fuck.
I'm sorry ,I didn't pay attention......I just assumed you were used to people ignoring you.

[hope4dopes]

I think you should research obesity rates by ethnicity and then research the demographic that voted for Obama.


/thread

Oh..... now don't go there. That's the lowest form of pig ignorance, it's like assuming there is some correlation between body fat and intelligence.

[nuclearfm]

I'm sorry ,I didn't pay attention......I just assumed you were used to people ignoring you.

http://chattahbox.com/images/2009/01/spooners.jpg

[SpurNation]

Right....age is why the South is really fuckin fat. It's got nothing to do with the fact Southern people think driving a car around in a car for 4 hours is considered a sport.

Retired people drive for hours for sight seeing and visiting interesting locations.

Working people drive for hours just to comute to their jobs.

What drives you? Picking on fat people? Were you denied that last piece of fried chicken on the table while growing up?

[Will Hunting]

Retired people drive for hours for sight seeing and visiting interesting locations.

Working people drive for hours just to comute to their jobs.


Would you consider that a sport? I never said there's anything wrong with driving, I said the South considers driving in circles (NASCAR) a sport. When Tony Stewart is the athlete kids in the South idolize, naturally it's gonna be a pretty fat region.

[nuclearfm]

Would you consider that a sport? I never said there's anything wrong with driving, I said the South considers driving in circles (NASCAR) a sport. When Tony Stewart is the athlete kids in the South idolize, naturally it's gonna be a pretty fat region.

uxi1J2EntVU

[Gino]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/graphics/obesity_map/obese_usa.gifhttp://i.usatoday.net/_common/_images/clear.gif

As a whole we've all become "fatter".

Of course as we age...there is the tendacy to gain a spare tire. I'm not sure if age statistics per state are taken into account but in the states you just mentioned...I'm sure there are more retired individuals than in the states that have less body fat.

Age was a deciding factor as well in the past election.

EDIT: I was reading the chart wrong :P

[Shastafarian]

Now we have someone for chimp,clambake,and shasta to play cowboys and indeginous peoples with.However I think nuculerfm is still the king of stupid threads.

Do you do this on purpose or are you just an idiot?

[Will Hunting]

http://digitalunion.osu.edu/R2/summer07/dvancamp/images/obesity_map_2006.gif

http://www.f2a.org/images/stories/bill-watch/2008-election-results-map.gif


Jeez, those two sure look similar.

[hope4dopes]

http://www.floppingaces.net/wp-content/gallery/curts-pictures/codepink_fat_lady.jpg Thanks for that darrin........I think I could have afforded to miss that.But that's all organic brown rice and self righteousness fat.There's adifference you know.

[hope4dopes]

Since when did the KKK start going after fat people?

[dirk4mvp]

I think the 2 people who live in ms on this board didn't vote for McCain.

[dirk4mvp]

You would figure some numbnuts from Utah, quite possibly the most made fun of state in the country would refrain from making fun of another region.

[LnGrrrR]

I think the 2 people who live in ms on this board didn't vote for McCain.

I'm one of the MS residents that voted Obama, although technically I'm from Mass/New Hampshire.

[Will Hunting]

I'm one of the MS residents that voted Obama, although technically I'm from Mass/New Hampshire.


He's talking about Mississippi, not Massachusetts.

Hey Dirk, if you're referring to yourself, I thought your fat ass lived in Memphis?

[LnGrrrR]

He's talking about Mississippi, not Massachusetts.

Hey Dirk, if you're referring to yourself, I thought your fat ass lived in Memphis?

Yes, putz. I live in Mississippi. :lol

[Will Hunting]

Yes, putz. I live in Mississippi. :lol


My bad. You should have phrased it as a math problem so I could understand it.

[LnGrrrR]

My bad. You should have phrased it as a math problem so I could understand it.

:lmao

[Wild Cobra]

Nice try but no cigar WC. Any other theories?
Hey, it was a joke anyway. If red states really are fatter than blue states, I don't know why. Can have fun making more outlandish guesses like the poor don't eat as much as the rich.

[boutons_deux]

Poor, nutrition-ignorant people (in red states) buy shittier, cheaper, calorie-dense food like processed food-like substances, soft-drinks, fast food, etc.

Then add in the Hispanic and black "cultures" where being very fat or obese is not as frowned upon as in white culture, not that whites don't have plenty of fatties. Hispanics and blacks have a much higher %age of fatties.

[BRHornet45]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p248/FairandBalanced/Republican-DemocratWomen.jpg

again ... no wonder liberal women are so damn bitter.

[coyotes_geek]

Poor, nutrition-ignorant people (in red states) buy shittier, cheaper, calorie-dense food like processed food-like substances, soft-drinks, fast food, etc.

Then add in the Hispanic and black "cultures" (a.k.a. blue team) where being very fat or obese is not as frowned upon as in white culture, not that whites don't have plenty of fatties. Hispanics and blacks have a much higher %age of fatties.

So in conclusion, both democrats and republicans are fat.

[rjv]

this is about the dumbest thread i have ever seen on this forum (and that's saying a lot).

[LnGrrrR]

Hey, it was a joke anyway. If red states really are fatter than blue states, I don't know why. Can have fun making more outlandish guesses like the poor don't eat as much as the rich.

Hehe I figured as much :D

[dirk4mvp]

He's talking about Mississippi, not Massachusetts.

Hey Dirk, if you're referring to yourself, I thought your fat ass lived in Memphis?

Right outside. But I don't eat chicken and waffles everyday.