The Fan Standings...Classic offseason Thread!

[jayman2582]

Judging from this offseason you can tell a lot about teams fanbases. Here are my conclusions from most classy to lowest of the low.

1. Spurs fans- always classy with high basketball IQ
2. Detroit fans- Much like the spurs fans
3. Jazz fans- funny as hell
4.Hornet fans- Some good, some bad.. occasionally funny
5. Rockets fans-Behavior improves vastley in the offseason
6. Cleveland fans- always towards the bottom in every sport
7. Phoenix fans- DoK hates on his own team more than anyone else
8. Mavs fans- too many pussies :lol
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30. Lakers fans- Totally arrogant dickless shits who's average age is probably 12 and spews homoeroticism thru these boards.. lowest of the low. Count it!

sound right?

[Thunder Dan]

WTF does "always towards the bottom" mean when you put us at 6? Bottom of what? the Top 6?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

7. Phoenix fans- DoK hates on his own team more than anyone else


Judging the entire Phoenix fan base based off my opinions is as retarded as it gets. There are two Phoenix fans on this site (Xylus and JohnMarksJohn), who are pretty much impossible to hate. Also can't jock on Pauls931's ability to get under my skin.

[Culburn369]

Poor Jay, he took the double whammy: Mavs whipped that ass. Lakers rang up their 15th.

tee, hee.

[Thunder Dan]

I think there are 3 Cleveland fans on the board. JoeTait who everyone likes, the dude from Austrailia who people likes, and me who most don't- so 66.7% is a good average and in baseball it would get you in the hall of fame

[samikeyp]

Judging the entire Phoenix fan base based off my opinions is as retarded as it gets. There are two Phoenix fans on this site (Xylus and JohnMarksJohn), who are pretty much impossible to hate. Also can't jock on Pauls931's ability to get under my skin.

I would agree and would go further. Judging any fanbase on the opinions of some of their members is stupid. All the fanbases mentioned have some great fans and some really dipshit fans including the Spurs.

[redzero]

At least the Hornets are high on a list somewhere.

[IronMexican]

I think there are 3 Cleveland fans on the board. JoeTait who everyone likes, the dude from Austrailia who people likes, and me who most don't- so 66.7% is a good average and in baseball it would get you in the hall of fame

What about that Lebronjames23 guy? I don't think too many people like him.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What about that Lebronjames23 guy? I don't think too many people like him.


It'd be really unfair to judge Cleveland fans based on Tacker.

[ginobili's bald spot]

:lol Pathetic trolling attempt by OP. You were really reaching for that one. Your anger and petty jealousy just shows the Lakers success has really gotten to you. You already lost.

[Muser]

1. Spurs fans- always classy with high basketball IQ

30. Lakers fans- Totally arrogant dickless shits who's average age is probably 12 and spews homoeroticism thru these boards.. lowest of the low. Count it!





You stay classy, spur fan..

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

1. Spurs fans- always classy with high basketball IQ



http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15592

[jazzypimp]

Jazz fans should be #1

[BlackBellamy]

I will give you some credit. It takes a lot of balls to title a thread "classic" before anyone has read it, and when it is so obviously favors an ill-wiped bunghole. Sorry my fellow Spurfan... you get an F.

[DJB]

What about that Lebronjames23 guy? I don't think too many people like him.

probably one of the lamest dudes on the board

[Thunder Dan]

What about that Lebronjames23 guy? I don't think too many people like him.

isn't he someone's troll?

[jazzypimp]

isn't he someone's troll?

No I dont think he's a troll. I think you're thinking of lecrab

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

He's the new profile Tacker created since everytime Tacker posted there would be 5 different responses asking if he stole the post from someone.

[jazzypimp]

He's the new profile Tacker created since everytime Tacker posted there would be 5 different responses asking if he stole the post from someone.

DoK.. I recruit you to be a jazz fan this season. Just cause I know you aren't happy as a suns fan.:toast

[Thunder Dan]

I haven't been around the NBA forum since May...I missed everything that went down with who is who

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

DoK.. I recruit you to be a jazz fan this season. Just cause I know you aren't happy as a suns fan.:toast


I'm indirectly rooting for the Jazz this year by wanting the Knicks to be the worst team in basketball.

[jazzypimp]

I'm indirectly rooting for the Jazz this year by wanting the Knicks to be the worst team in basketball.

For real.. I want that #1 draft pick next year.

And didn't we get this next years knicks pick from the suns?

[JMarkJohns]

I hate Robert Sarver as much as anyone. I've just run out of ways to say it. For reasons of my own sanity, I now leave it alone as best I can. He isn't changing, therefore the Suns aren't changing. My fandom changed the night Horry checked Nash into the scorers table. I lost my mind and spoke in unholy tongues. I punched two holes in my wall and literally became something I hated. From that point on I purposed to not get so heavily invested in something I couldn't control where I could lose control because of it.

Make no mistake, Sarver could catch the hottest streak of luck and win handfuls of Titles in the next decade and I'd still begrudge him those he cost me when I cared most of all.

I hate the guy and hope his time as Suns owner ends soon, whatever means necessary.

[JMarkJohns]

For real.. I want that #1 draft pick next year.

And didn't we get this next years knicks pick from the suns?

Yes, for assuming an already expiring contract in Gugliotta. Insanity...

[lefty]

This thread blows

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

And didn't we get this next years knicks pick from the suns?


Yep....the Suns used it to unload Goog's contract. There are several reasons why I want it to happen:

1) It will shy Lebron away from them.....and I don't want him going to NY.
2) D'antoni is more likely to get fired.....I want to see him fail.
3) It'd be another extremely dumb decision to add to Brian Colangelo's already large list of dumb decisions
4) Cause being a Suns fan isn't painful enough as is

[Culburn369]

2)

lol!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

2)

lol!


He is as overrated as it gets, the most impressive thing any of his teams have ever done is beat the 2005 Mavs. Big fuckin deal.

[Morg1411]

This thread is Made of Fail (TM).

[KidCongo]

I think there are 3 Cleveland fans on the board. JoeTait who everyone likes, the dude from Austrailia who people likes, and me who most don't- so 66.7% is a good average and in baseball it would get you in the hall of fame

Yeh boi, will be good to see Joe and yourself back when the season starts, Rockets fans be wary :lol

[cobbler]

Judging from this offseason you can tell a lot about teams fanbases. Here are my conclusions from most classy to lowest of the low.

1. Spurs fans- always classy with high basketball IQ
2. Detroit fans- Much like the spurs fans
3. Jazz fans- funny as hell
4.Hornet fans- Some good, some bad.. occasionally funny
5. Rockets fans-Behavior improves vastley in the offseason
6. Cleveland fans- always towards the bottom in every sport
7. Phoenix fans- DoK hates on his own team more than anyone else
8. Mavs fans- too many pussies :lol
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30. Lakers fans- Totally arrogant dickless shits who's average age is probably 12 and spews homoeroticism thru these boards.. lowest of the low. Count it!

sound right?

Judging any fanbase based on a handful of forum posters is just plain foolish.

Touting yourself as classy, putting yourself at #1, and making a lame attempt at dissing Laker fans is about as hypocritical as it comes.

.... and it doesn't matter what fanbase you really come from because no team association needs to be made to truly display ignorance and you have to be about as ignorant as it gets.

[TheMACHINE]

Judging from this offseason you can tell a lot about teams fanbases. Here are my conclusions from most classy to lowest of the low.

1. Spurs fans- always classy with high basketball IQ
2. Detroit fans- Much like the spurs fans
3. Jazz fans- funny as hell
4.Hornet fans- Some good, some bad.. occasionally funny
5. Rockets fans-Behavior improves vastley in the offseason
6. Cleveland fans- always towards the bottom in every sport
7. Phoenix fans- DoK hates on his own team more than anyone else
8. Mavs fans- too many pussies :lol
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30. Lakers fans- Totally arrogant dickless shits who's average age is probably 12 and spews homoeroticism thru these boards.. lowest of the low. Count it!

sound right?

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[carrao45]

Judging from this offseason you can tell a lot about teams fanbases. Here are my conclusions from most classy to lowest of the low.

1. Spurs fans- always classy with high basketball IQ I've seen some dumbass Spurs Fans
2. Detroit fans- Much like the spurs fans All fanbases have dumbasses, though I haven't seen a stupid Piston fan yet...
3. Jazz fans- funny as hell
4.Hornet fans- Some good, some bad.. occasionally funny
5. Rockets fans-Behavior improves vastley in the offseason
6. Cleveland fans- always towards the bottom in every sport Biggest Homers Ever, this of course has a lot to do with LeCrab
7. Phoenix fans- DoK hates on his own team more than anyone else
8. Mavs fans- too many pussies :lol
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30. Lakers fans- Totally arrogant dickless shits who's average age is probably 12 and spews homoeroticism thru these boards.. lowest of the low. Count it!
Very clever, but the idea that any person is inferior to another based on his favorite sports team is the epitome of asininity.
sound right?