One hell of a great deal here.

[BacktoBasics]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1383180711.html

[mavs>spurs2]

too bad its in new york

[Thunder Dan]

I hope it's not a dude, that would be weird. but it would explain not being able to put together a IKEA table and the masturbation with a dildo

[JudynTX]

And I will serve you unlimited iced tea.

:lmao

[Dex]

No hand job or nothing? Who's gonna sign up for a chore and a tease?

[ashbeeigh]

:wow That's awesome.

[manufan10]

I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.

:lmao

[manufan10]

:wow That's awesome.

Thinking of doing something similar?

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm afraid to even ask how you found that ad.

[ashbeeigh]

Thinking of doing something similar?

No, I can read Ikea instructions.

[manufan10]

No, I can read Ikea instructions.

:lol

[PM5K]

And I will serve you unlimited lemonade.

:vomit:

[baseline bum]

Crap, flagged for removal. Someone has to have the text from the link saved or something so they can post it all.