Bachelor Party Ideas

[PakiDan]

My little brother is FINALLY getting married, and I want to throw him the best bachelor party ever. I don't want to do the usual thing like Vegas or whatever... does anyone have any cool ideas?? Some serious responses would be appreciated too! (I don't want it to be too expensive, as I don't want to exclude people).

[CosmicCowboy]

My little brother is FINALLY getting married, and I want to throw him the best bachelor party ever. I don't want to do the usual thing like Vegas or whatever... does anyone have any cool ideas?? Some serious responses would be appreciated too! (I don't want it to be too expensive, as I don't want to exclude people).

It's hard to do that without coke and hookers.

[PakiDan]

It's hard to do that without coke and hookers.

I never mentioned excluding either of the two...

[Dex]

Well it sounds like you've got it figured out then.

[BacktoBasics]

Easy answer to this. Lots of nice vagina...everything is just a bonus.

[Death In June]

There's a boys town in Reynosa about four hours from San Antonio...

[JamStone]

It really depends on what your definition of "too expensive" is. I've heard of a lot of different cool stuff from going to an amusement park or having a white water rafting weekend to surfing on the Baja strip. But it always ends in cocaine and hookers no matter what you do to prelude those particular activities.

[monosylab1k]

Steal Mike Tyson's tiger.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Four whores, 2 double sided dildos, gallons of cheap booze and a donkey.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That was a serious suggestion.

[sonic21]

Karting, poker, driving range, paint ball, lazer tag, Casino....

After that of course : hot women (strippers or hookers), alcohol, coke.... all night.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Lazer tag?

[sonic21]

Lazer tag?

maybe i didn't translate it right...i'll check

[Dr. Gonzo]

No that sounds like a great idea. Laser tag for the win.

[baseline bum]

There's really only two ways to do a bachelor party:
1) strippers
- or -
2) hookers

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You can dip into the wedding budget to fund the bachelor party as long as you use the money to throw a bachelor party that is sure to result in a canceled wedding.

[PakiDan]

You can dip into the wedding budget to fund the bachelor party as long as you use the money to throw a bachelor party that is sure to result in a canceled wedding.

Winner!

[Kermit]

it's really not a bachelor party without coke, whores, and vegas. sorry.

[hater]

with this economy I "hear" you can go to any strip club in miami and get full service for a couple hundred bucks.

[dickface]

with this economy I "hear" you can go to any strip club in miami and get full service for a couple hundred bucks.

what does "full service" mean? a beej?

[760Spursfan]

Lazer tag?



Yeah what was that about???


Let's see Strippers, hookers.. and booze!

was this already covered because I really can't think of anything else.

[hater]

what does "full service" mean? a beej?

the whole thing plus the beej

[thispego]

big coke party. i know you're down with that shit.

[JamStone]

You can dip into the wedding budget to fund the bachelor party as long as you use the money to throw a bachelor party that is sure to result in a canceled wedding.

I suggest taking the entire wedding budget and bet it all on black. When you win, you put the wedding money back and use the winnings for the bachelor party. And you don't have to cancel the wedding unless you wise up and really want to.

[JamStone]

big coke party. i know you're down with that shit.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m189/anim8d/coke_party.jpg

[stretch]

chuckie cheeses

[PakiDan]

big coke party. i know you're down with that shit.

hahaha... who are you?

[PakiDan]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m189/anim8d/coke_party.jpg

:lol :lol

[symple19]

Bu5C0iPxEmk

[Summers]

I hate it when grown men call it a "beej" or "BJ". You're not in high school anymore. Call it by its proper filthy name. :)

[marini martini]

I hate it when grown men call it a "beej" or "BJ". You're not in high school anymore. Call it by its proper filthy name. :)

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[dbreiden83080]

Watch this movie for ideas and you're good..


http://iwatchfilm.com/content/default/english/images/movies/45803_3.jpg

[JamStone]

I hate it when grown men call it a "beej" or "BJ". You're not in high school anymore. Call it by its proper filthy name. :)

hummer?

[JudynTX]

Watch this movie for ideas and you're good..


http://iwatchfilm.com/content/default/english/images/movies/45803_3.jpg

:lol:lol Great reference guide.

[Stringer_Bell]

I have a unique, perhaps risque idea...

How about instead of celebrating the abundance of pussy he'll be missing out on, you give your brother a lesson about the lack of abundance the poor in our community have in terms of food/housing. Volunteer for the whole day, and finish it off with an evening mass and a few rounds of frothy beverages at a local pub. I'm sure the living body of Jesus floating in your stomach after mass would appreciate it. :king

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Four whores, 2 double sided dildos, gallons of cheap booze and a donkey.

my cousin's had all that except the double dongs. we almost had the donkey(this is true 'cause my cousin actually ordered little plastic shot glasses with simply the date and "donkey" on it) but the man's son accidentally told his mom about it and she put an end to it the night before. still went well. plus we had a blow up pool and a case of baby oil for the wrestling. :D
very momentous occasion. very. and i still have the shot glass.