Let's have some fun

[bluebellmaniac]

Okay, so we've been through the worst part of the summer and had some crazy ideas on trades, signing FA's and more. So let's have some fun in this thread by contributing fun "future breaking news" headlines.

I'll start! :lol

"Spurs acquire SJax for Finley, Bonner and retirement rights to David Robinson... Lakers are pissed!"

or

"Splitter buys out own contract, joins Spurs for rookie min salary"
"This just in, Splitter has been traded to the Rockets for Brent Barry!!!"

or

"Mahinmi surprise All Star pick after averaging 20-10-4 for first half of season for Spurs!"

:rollin :downspin: :rollin

[SamoanTD]

"Mahinmi surprise All Star pick after averaging 20-10-4 for first half of season for Spurs!"

:rollin :downspin: :rollin


can alway dream rite? lol

[Fermixalot]

Tuesday, Jan 12-- San Antonio, TX
"Ginobili out-Kobes the Lakers, scoring 82 in Spurs' rout"

BOOK IT!!!

[TIMMYD!]

"Blair Rookie of the Year and Hill Most Improved Player"

[benefactor]

Fcv5e6xX25I

[WildcardManu]

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 - Blair has made every team pay for passing on him during draft night by averaging 15 rebounds per game.

[TMTTRIO]

Ok I can do this :)

With this being a very important contract year for Manu and trying to prove to everyone he's back, Manu comes out with a vengence and has the best year ever as a Spur and goes insane (including the playoffs).

[Bukefal]

Fcv5e6xX25I

:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

"Move over Wilt, Michael Finley takes over NBA record for minutes played in a season"..

[xellos88330]

"Spurs win #5!"

"Sasha Vujacic sues local barber shop for the rights to his hair trimmings."

"Dirk Nowitzki pays the bail for former fiance, claims he is still in love."

[HarlemHeat37]

"Dirk Nowitzki pays the bail for former fiance, claims he is still in love."

:lol:lol:lol:lol

[coyotes_geek]

"SpursTalk fans accept reality that Bonner/Finley trade package won't fetch all-star. Mass suicide planned."

[DPG21920]

"EricB arrested after fan actually drinks Drain-O"

[easy7]

"The Dallas Mavs plan parade before the NBA season starts in order to have better security and to avoid riots after the NBA Finals are over. This time it seems like the real deal, since acquiring the Matrix makes such plans a sure thing. The Matrix was not found to comment, he seems to have disappeared, like he does every time the playoffs come around." Dallas Morning News, Sep 30, 2009

[Brazil]

"Move over Wilt, Michael Finley takes over NBA record for minutes played in a season"..

:lmao you're mean harlem

[thispego]

"Move over Wilt, Michael Finley takes over NBA record for minutes played in a season"..

:lmao!

winner