What is the funniest thing you have ever heard a passer by say?

[averageusaconsumer]

:rollin

I heard a gay guy tell my friend he didn't want her "fish" because he can get some dick and thought it was pretty funny.

[thispego]

why was your friend trying to give her fish to a passer by?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Hey fat boy

[mookie2001]

rofl some guy in a tight pink shirt was prancing down monroe street in austin and cbf said- haaaaay sweetheart!

the dude was like- drop dead asshole

i heard him from the back of the truck



not cool cbf

[mookie2001]

this is one of the all time funniest oscar dela crew stories

2001 spring break port aransas texas, we were drinking on the beach, some girls drive by in the back of a truck, showing their tits, my drunk asshole of a friend, throws an entire beer- hits her directly in her chest and yells, "SHOW US YOUR DICKS!"

rofl gay shit is always the funniest

[Jacob1983]

I had a guy at Blockbuster ask me if I work there. I was wearing a red polo short sleeve shirt and khakis. Blockbuster workers usually wear blue shirts. I also had a guy ask me if I work at Race Trac. Workers at Race Trac wear blue shirts too.

[Frenzy]

i heard some dude tell a kid he was with... "don't be fucking cursing it makes you look stupid"