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Imposter
09-30-2009, 10:09 AM
:lol:lol

Troubled rapper DMX the latest celeb trying to cash in on MMA

The rapper DMX is scheduled for a fight against Eric Martinez on the same card where Butterbean will take on Tank Abbott.

Go ahead, read that sentence again, and let it soak in.

Thunder Promotions, who is putting on this card in Birmingham, Ala. on Dec. 12, must not have been satisfied that the Butterbean/Tank Abbott bout was enough of a freak show fight. Eric "Butterbean" Esch, at 5'11", 350 lbs., will likely outweigh the veteran Abbott by nearly 100 lbs.

But nothing screams freak show fights like a celebrity bout. DMX, the rapper who once was a part of Ruff Ryders, has become better known for his run-ins with the law than his musical talents. Cocaine and marijuana possession, theft, animal cruelty, criminal weapon possession, DUI, parole violations and giving a false name and social security number at a hospital are all part of his past.

In a recent interview, DMX said that he is working on two albums now because "the streets need him." He didn't mention any training for MMA, but hey, who needs to train for a fight? The good news for DMX is that MMA is not regulated in Alabama, which is why freak show fights like this can happen. Drug testing is usually under the control of the state regulatory commissions, so DMX will most likely not have to take a drug test.

Reality TV star Spencer Pratt and baseball player Jose Canseco have also dipped their toes in the MMA pool. With Canseco, his fight ended in 77 seconds. Let's see if DMX can last that long.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Troubled-rapper-DMX-the-latest-celeb-trying-to-c;_ylt=Al9JzufTpA.thKKiWJo._JQ5nYcB?urn=mma,192865

lebomb
09-30-2009, 10:45 AM
OH God................ :depressed

desflood
09-30-2009, 10:51 AM
:rollin

I wonder how much he owes in back taxes?

Destro
09-30-2009, 11:04 AM
he is a fighter? i don't much about him

Rip-Hamilton32
09-30-2009, 11:04 AM
one of my favorite rappers of all time but not sure how well this is going to end

BlackSwordsMan
09-30-2009, 11:51 AM
mma- if you previous career is over come join this one

I. Hustle
09-30-2009, 12:23 PM
That Spencer dude fought? I would have liked to see that.

oligarchy
09-30-2009, 01:02 PM
I don't think he's fought. He trains and managers fighters and made a rap video about MMA.

polandprzem
09-30-2009, 02:06 PM
God gave him a sign

Spur-Addict
09-30-2009, 02:41 PM
God gave him a sign

:lmao

Nice.

angelbelow
09-30-2009, 02:41 PM
lololol

DMX7
09-30-2009, 02:43 PM
I'm going to be awesome.

lefty
09-30-2009, 03:51 PM
I hope he'll fight Kanye West and kick his ass

Stringer_Bell
09-30-2009, 04:51 PM
I hope he'll fight Kanye West and kick his ass

I hope you fight Spencer Pratt and he kicks your ass. :ihit

I want to see DMX's ring entrance, I bet that shit will be blazin'. Bring on the freakshow...

760Spursfan
09-30-2009, 07:00 PM
That Spencer dude fought? I would have liked to see that.


I'd like to see Tonya Harding whoop on his ass:ihit

DMX7
09-30-2009, 07:06 PM
I want to see DMX's ring entrance, I bet that shit will be blazin'. Bring on the freakshow...

Yeah, my entrance will be hot. The shit will definitely be ablazin'. I may even pee on some little girls again... Oops, I mean for the first time in my life... ever.

cornbread
09-30-2009, 07:23 PM
That Spencer dude fought? I would have liked to see that.

He hasn't done anything except claim to be a bjj blackbelt, which he's not. He's a fraud.

Blackjack
09-30-2009, 08:12 PM
Wow...

Just, wow...

Where my dogs at?

*Growl*

Is an inhaler classified as a foreign object?