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pensive
09-30-2009, 07:04 PM
http://friends.mavs.com/profiles/blogs/mavericks-sign-church-league?xgs=1

The Dallas Mavericks welcomed a new member to the team today. Scouted and plucked from a local church league Tamm Llorrac has lead his league in scoring and head bands used per season for the last 5 years.

"It's all happening so fast and we hate to see him go, but it is what's best for his career," said church alderman and head coach Rory Price. "I am just glad that Mavericks owner Mark Cuban happened to be taking advantage of the Annual Pancake Breakfast this morning in the church gym at the same time the team was practicing." added Price.

"I could tell in his pre-practice jumping jacks routine that Tamm was different than the other players and had what it took to play in the NBA. I have always said I don’t care if you developed your game on Mars... if you can play the game at the highest level the Mavericks will give you a look!" stated Cuban still wearing the pancake syrup stained shirt from his morning visit to the church fundraiser.

“When I woke up today I could have never imagined that I would be playing basketball in the Dallas Mavericks training camp. If I wasn’t in camp right now I would be at the church gym practicing my underhand free throws and doing my deep knee bends.”

Mavericks training camp runs through late September with final cuts announced just before the regular season. Pull up your knee-high socks and cross your fingers for the Mavericks newest player makes the squad.


The NBA may as well size their fingers for rings now... :depressed

DMX7
09-30-2009, 07:09 PM
I fuckin' tear up the church leagues. Why can't I get a contract?

freemeat
09-30-2009, 07:14 PM
haha...that's hilarious! someone has a good sense of humor to have written that...

easy7
09-30-2009, 07:31 PM
If Jesus is with him, who can be against him?

Spursmania
09-30-2009, 07:36 PM
I fuckin' tear up the church leagues. Why can't I get a contract?

:lol

rayray2k8
09-30-2009, 08:03 PM
He'll probably end up getting cut...

iManu
09-30-2009, 08:49 PM
I love pancakes.

DJB
09-30-2009, 09:04 PM
Is this an onion article?

weebo
09-30-2009, 09:26 PM
I hope he makes the team. Best of luck to him.

badfish22
09-30-2009, 09:33 PM
He'll probably end up getting cut...
You do realize this is a joke right? There talking about Matt Carroll.
Whose way to overpaid to get cut :bang

TIMMYD!
09-30-2009, 10:09 PM
Damn, getting paid to practice.

SouthTexasRancher
09-30-2009, 10:10 PM
:rollin

evi11emons
09-30-2009, 10:22 PM
:lol

SamoanTD
10-01-2009, 12:03 AM
dang when i read the title i wuz like damn who the fuk did dey get nw lol

CubanSucks
10-01-2009, 03:32 AM
fuck yeah i'm making an A in college algebra!