MiamiHeat
10-01-2009, 11:17 PM
My list of things that piss me off.
- People who use shitty grammar and spell things horribly online. Then, when you call them on it, they say some shit like, "THIS ISNT FUKIN INGLISH CLASS LOLZ." Maybe not, but you can still learn to type like a human being instead of a fucking douchebag.
- People who drive Hybrids and feel all fucking uppity because they are "saving the planet" or some shit. Hey fuckass, one stuck up son of a bitch driving a fucking Prius isn't going to save the planet. Get your mouth off of Al Gore's dick and go read a fucking scientific journal.
- People who try to come in to the restaurant you are working at after closing time and bitch and moan because you won't let them in or refuse to make them fresh food forty minutes after close. People who try to walk through the fucking drive-through are included here. I hope a fucking semi comes barrelling around the corner and flattens your dumb asses. Eat when other fucking normal human beings do, not at two in the fucking morning.
- The fucking news media and all their goddamn hoaxes. These fucking assholes want to work us up into a fury about whatever dumb shit they think will scare us. ("Swine Flu" being the most recent example of this.) First it was SARS (yeah, you remember SARS. That dumb shit that never became the global pandemic it was supposed to) then it was bird flu. Apparently all of these were supposed to become global pandemics of a previously-unseen and epicly destructive nature. Yeah. That shit killed less in a year then THE REGULAR FUCKING FLU DOES! STOP FUCKING LYING TO GET PEOPLE TO TUNE IN TO YOUR SHITTY NEWS STATION.
- Cats. Why the fuck would you want an animal that shits all over your house when it's mad at you?
- Drivers who don't use fucking turn signals. How the fuck lazy can you get? Lift your hand an inch or two and flip a switch. Stupid fucks; then they get all surprised when I honk at them as they're about to hit me.
- Women at grocery stores who watch all their purchases ring up and then are legitimately surprised when they find out they have to pay. Then they break out the checkbook.
- People at movies who talk on the cell phone. How the fuck is this appropriate? Take two seconds and go the fuck outside cunt-wads, your not in your fucking living room. Probably the same lazy fucks who don't use turn signals. The death penalty should be expanded to cover these assclowns.
- People who have car subwoofers that would knock out a filling from a mile away. Who the fuck needs this kind of bass? I guess if you don't have a brain in your head, then it can't rattle around from sitting on this stupid fucking thing.
- People who use shitty grammar and spell things horribly online. Then, when you call them on it, they say some shit like, "THIS ISNT FUKIN INGLISH CLASS LOLZ." Maybe not, but you can still learn to type like a human being instead of a fucking douchebag.
- People who drive Hybrids and feel all fucking uppity because they are "saving the planet" or some shit. Hey fuckass, one stuck up son of a bitch driving a fucking Prius isn't going to save the planet. Get your mouth off of Al Gore's dick and go read a fucking scientific journal.
- People who try to come in to the restaurant you are working at after closing time and bitch and moan because you won't let them in or refuse to make them fresh food forty minutes after close. People who try to walk through the fucking drive-through are included here. I hope a fucking semi comes barrelling around the corner and flattens your dumb asses. Eat when other fucking normal human beings do, not at two in the fucking morning.
- The fucking news media and all their goddamn hoaxes. These fucking assholes want to work us up into a fury about whatever dumb shit they think will scare us. ("Swine Flu" being the most recent example of this.) First it was SARS (yeah, you remember SARS. That dumb shit that never became the global pandemic it was supposed to) then it was bird flu. Apparently all of these were supposed to become global pandemics of a previously-unseen and epicly destructive nature. Yeah. That shit killed less in a year then THE REGULAR FUCKING FLU DOES! STOP FUCKING LYING TO GET PEOPLE TO TUNE IN TO YOUR SHITTY NEWS STATION.
- Cats. Why the fuck would you want an animal that shits all over your house when it's mad at you?
- Drivers who don't use fucking turn signals. How the fuck lazy can you get? Lift your hand an inch or two and flip a switch. Stupid fucks; then they get all surprised when I honk at them as they're about to hit me.
- Women at grocery stores who watch all their purchases ring up and then are legitimately surprised when they find out they have to pay. Then they break out the checkbook.
- People at movies who talk on the cell phone. How the fuck is this appropriate? Take two seconds and go the fuck outside cunt-wads, your not in your fucking living room. Probably the same lazy fucks who don't use turn signals. The death penalty should be expanded to cover these assclowns.
- People who have car subwoofers that would knock out a filling from a mile away. Who the fuck needs this kind of bass? I guess if you don't have a brain in your head, then it can't rattle around from sitting on this stupid fucking thing.