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lebomb
10-02-2009, 11:29 AM
I met this chick last week at a football game. She is very attractive and seemed nice from a distance. Once I got to meet her, all she did was talk about her b/f that she just dumped that goes to school in another city. She was all depressed and shit. Talking about how badly she felt for letting this guy go. I was trying to cheer her up, but she kept hanging her head and would not look me eye to eye. Quietly she whispered.................she had to let her b/f go because she was never satisfied in the bedroom. She said her b/f would mount her.............dry stroke her about 20-30 times..........3min. or less worth of work and then he was finished. No foreplay or anything. She then said there were numerous times when she begged him to gobble a few cialis or viagra and wash it down with a red bull, but he was so damned stubborn. He really thought he was hittin it correctly. So unfortunately she would have to rub one out with crocodile tears flowing down her face.............only to look over at her b/f snoring in the moonlight. Anyhow, Im confused as to what I should do? Should I cheer her up by making her reach orgasm 3-4 times in one night? or should I just let her be depressed as she lay at home..........all alone........rubbing one out to rendezvous theater on television? Please help...........Im so lost right now. :depressed
MiamiHeat
10-02-2009, 11:35 AM
what the F!!!

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!
CosmicCowboy
10-02-2009, 11:36 AM
:lmao
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-02-2009, 11:37 AM
Is her name Mike Komisarek?
mexicanjunior
10-02-2009, 11:37 AM
Good schtick...
Bukefal
10-02-2009, 11:38 AM
what the F!!!

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!

your fake threads are also not so funny.
LnGrrrR
10-02-2009, 11:51 AM
I thought this one was pretty decent, probably due to Miami's reply. :lol
ATRAIN
10-02-2009, 12:25 PM
I think I. HUstle does a better job at these threads.
manufan10
10-02-2009, 12:30 PM
How long does it take her to reheat pizza? That is the key question you should ask yourself lebomb.
lebomb
10-02-2009, 12:33 PM
How long does it take her to reheat pizza? That is the key question you should ask yourself lebomb.

:lmao ........................... I see what ya did there!!!
BacktoBasics
10-02-2009, 12:38 PM
I think I. HUstle does a better job at these threads.
Leetonidas
10-02-2009, 12:47 PM
Now be she, do you mean he?
JoeChalupa
10-02-2009, 12:48 PM
Even fake threads like these make me appreciate how lucky I am to have met my wife.
760Spursfan
10-02-2009, 01:40 PM
Fake thread or not just f her!!!!
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-02-2009, 01:42 PM
I just realized that lebomb and lefty are two different people.
I. Hustle
10-02-2009, 01:59 PM
Hey I got props twice in one thread. Had I seen the other thread I would have blown this shit out of the water.
I. Hustle
10-02-2009, 02:01 PM
Even fake threads like these make me appreciate how lucky I am to have met my wife.

Threads like this make me appreciate your wife more too.
timvp
10-02-2009, 02:09 PM
I just realized that lebomb and lefty are two different people.

I don't know why that made me LOL but it did.
lebomb
10-02-2009, 03:04 PM
Hey I got props twice in one thread.


Thats not sayin much................................. :p:
David Bowie
10-02-2009, 07:49 PM
Make sure to lick her asshole.
IronMexican
10-02-2009, 07:54 PM
Leave it to Hustle.