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duncan228
10-05-2009, 11:38 AM
Man Sues Froot Loops for Not Being Frooty at All (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/health/Man-Sues-Froot-Loops-for-Not-Being-Frooty-at-All-62674757.html)
Man files suit in San Francisco court alleging he was deceived by frooty moniker
By Sajid Farooq

Is froot the same as fruit?

Roy Werbel thought the two words meant the same thing and now he is mad as hell at Toucan Sam for his treasure chest of deceit. The man filed a lawsuit against Kellog's Froot Loops cereal in San Francisco federal court for allegedly intentionally misleading breakfast eaters (http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/09/froot_not_fruit_sf_lawsuit_all.php#more)into believing those delicious colorful loops were actually made from fruit.

Werbel says in his court filing that he mistakenly ate the frooty cereal believing it was healthy for him. Now he is demanding unspecified punitive and actual damages to be paid to everyone else who was taken by the cunning Toucan Sam's friendly smile.

And the fruity plaintiff does not stop there. Werbel filed a separate suit against Pepsico, the maker of Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries cereal, because again he thought there was real fruit in the box.

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'Froot' Is Not Fruit, San Francisco Lawsuit Alleges (http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/09/froot_not_fruit_sf_lawsuit_all.php#more)
By Matt Smith

UPDATE: 'Froot Loops' lawyer says his client is no serial litigant.

According to Toucan Sam, avian mascot of Kellogg's Froot Loops cereal, "Follow my nose! It always knows! The flavor of froot! Wherever it grows!"

According to disgruntled consumer Roy Werbel, however, Sam's olfactory quest misleads consumers into mistaking junk food for naturally grown produce. Werbel recently filed a lawsuit in San Francisco federal court alleging that he bought and ate boxes of Froot Loops based on his mistaken belief the cereal contained fruit.

Kellogg's intentionally deceived consumers into buying Froot Loops by misleadingly using the word "froot" in the title, Werbel alleges. He demands unspecified punitive and actual damages, to be paid to all consumers who have mistakenly bought Froot Loops cereal. Had Werbel known that "Froot Loops contained no fruit, he would not have purchased it," his suit alleges.

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Werbel's quest for a cereal containing natural, nutritious fruit did not stop at Froot Loops. He also bought and ate Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries cereal with this goal in mind.

"He was misled by the packaging and marketing, which by design and intent convey the message that the product contains real fruit," Werbel stated in a separate lawsuit filed against Pepsico, maker of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

In light of Werbel's complaints against Pepsico and Kellogg's, SF Weekly finds it necessary to re-issue our occasional corporate caveat noting that, while our offices are located at 185 Berry Street, our publication should in no way be considered a nutritious source of fruit.

bdictjames
10-05-2009, 11:44 AM
:lol

WTF

angel_luv
10-05-2009, 12:07 PM
Someone is frooty.

katyon6th
10-05-2009, 12:09 PM
Man's got a point. I wish I thought of this.

sonic21
10-05-2009, 12:10 PM
good man

DAF86
10-05-2009, 12:14 PM
Damn! To think I could be the one with the hope of "earning" some major bucks without doing shit.

Bender
10-05-2009, 12:34 PM
people are getting creative in this down economy...

I. Hustle
10-05-2009, 12:46 PM
I'm gonna sue Subway because I was late for work and rushing and so I ran in and lo and behold there were no trains to be found anywhere. They cost me my job and my house!!!!

tp2021
10-05-2009, 12:51 PM
I should sue this forum. There's no free razors in the Quattro thread.

I. Hustle
10-05-2009, 12:59 PM
I should sue this forum. There's no free razors in the Quattro thread.

Good point. I am still waiting for mine.

Oh, Gee!!
10-05-2009, 01:05 PM
and apple jacks are neither apples nor are they jacks. they should be called "Artificially Sweetened Breakfast Disks"

The Franchise
10-05-2009, 01:27 PM
If I could get away with killing this man I probably would.

LnGrrrR
10-05-2009, 01:31 PM
I'm going to sue "I can't believe it's not butter" because, can you believe it, it's not really butter?!?! Bastards.

hater
10-05-2009, 01:33 PM
wait, there is no fruit in froot loops????

CubanMustGo
10-05-2009, 01:34 PM
Damn, here I was trying to grow a Crunch Berry tree 'cuz I thought they were good for you. I kept planting them but nothing ever came up.

Spurminator
10-05-2009, 01:35 PM
I never even noticed it was spelled "Froot"...

admiralsnackbar
10-05-2009, 01:38 PM
Perhaps I can sue this clown for giving me the terrible idea to pursue a frivolous lawsuit against an international corporation on the grounds that it's their fault that I'm illiterate.

The Franchise
10-05-2009, 01:40 PM
I never even noticed it was spelled "Froot"... :lmao

resistanze
10-05-2009, 01:51 PM
I never even noticed it was spelled "Froot"...

+1.

In that case, he has no argument. There's plenty of Froot in Froot Loops, just no Fruit.

Bukefal
10-05-2009, 01:54 PM
Only in America :P

David Bowie
10-05-2009, 01:57 PM
He probably thought that the cereal would be fruity enough to , um, keep him company.

In all honesty. I moved to the U.S when I was about 10. At first, I thought that cereal would have real strawberrys and peaches like they do on the box.

760Spursfan
10-05-2009, 02:34 PM
Only in America :P


I don't know what is worse the idiot who decided to sue or the lawyer who said" you know what, I think we have a case"!

Spurminator
10-05-2009, 02:45 PM
+1.

In that case, he has no argument. There's plenty of Froot in Froot Loops, just no Fruit.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-r2ufVKPDeA/SgJ_LIQ4plI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/KvTWERv2JvE/s400/malk.jpg

mrsmaalox
10-05-2009, 02:56 PM
I'm going to sue "I can't believe it's not butter" because, can you believe it, it's not really butter?!?! Bastards.

Do you think I have a case, being as I do believe it?? ;)

Taco
10-05-2009, 03:41 PM
Maybe it's not to late to sue............

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tFRWqKnnL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

Taco
10-05-2009, 03:46 PM
http://www2.kelloggs.com/Product/ProductDetail.aspx?brand=153&product=566&cat=

Ingredients

SUGAR; WHOLE GRAIN CORN FLOUR; WHEAT FLOUR; WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR; OAT FIBER; SOLUBLE CORN FIBER; PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (ONE OR MORE OF: COCONUT, SOYBEAN AND/OR COTTONSEED OILS)†; SALT; SODIUM ASCORBATE AND ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C); NIACINAMIDE; REDUCED IRON; NATURAL ORANGE, LEMON, CHERRY, RASPBERRY, BLUEBERRY, LIME AND OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS; RED #40; BLUE #2; TURMERIC COLOR; YELLOW #6; ZINC OXIDE; ANNATTO COLOR; BLUE #1; PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6); RIBOFLAVIN (VITAMIN B2); THIAMIN HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B1); VITAMIN A PALMITATE; BHT (PRESERVATIVE); FOLIC ACID; VITAMIN D; VITAMIN B12.
† LESS THAN 0.5g TRANS FAT PER SERVING

resistanze
10-05-2009, 04:04 PM
It makes more sense to sue Froot Loops for tasting like chemically processed dogshit, IMO.

katyon6th
10-05-2009, 04:07 PM
I never even noticed it was spelled "Froot"...

Same here. And now, my childhood memories of Froot Loops are forever ruined.

Blake
10-06-2009, 12:48 AM
I'm going to sue "I can't believe it's not butter" because, can you believe it, it's not really butter?!?! Bastards.

why would you sue them? they are telling you "its not butter"

Blake
10-06-2009, 12:51 AM
I never even noticed it was spelled "Froot"...

My lawsuit against fruit roll ups is legit. I downed several boxes today and Im not feeling any healthier.

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/1213rollups.jpg

JudynTX
10-06-2009, 08:13 AM
Captain Crunch FTW!

Taco
10-06-2009, 08:19 AM
Captain Crunch FTW!

http://scott.club365.net/uploaded_images/drooling_homer-712749.gif

Ohhhh Cap'n Crunch Ohhhhhhh.......

LnGrrrR
10-06-2009, 09:22 AM
Do you think I have a case, being as I do believe it?? ;)

You should DEFINITELY sue! :lol

Drachen
10-06-2009, 10:21 AM
http://scott.club365.net/uploaded_images/drooling_homer-712749.gif

Ohhhh Cap'n Crunch Ohhhhhhh.......

His tongue is hanging out like that because it hurts too much to put his tongue in his mouth, you know, seeing as the roof of his mouth is all scratched and bloody from the Cap'n Crunch.

On a related note, I have searched the annals of Naval history and there was never a man of any world navy with the last name "Crunch"? Do I smell a lawsuit?

tp2021
10-06-2009, 10:40 AM
there were free razors in the original quattro thread

Which has been locked for how long? :shootme

TheSullyMonster
10-06-2009, 12:37 PM
I don't know what is worse the idiot who decided to sue or the lawyer who said" you know what, I think we have a case"!

Lawyer gets paid either way, why not?:lol

Nice sig.

Blake
10-06-2009, 09:54 PM
Lawyer gets paid either way, why not?:lol



really? how much does a lawyer get paid for losing this case?

4down
10-07-2009, 10:30 AM
Wow, just wow. So should we try to sue the Beatles for being a rock group and not in fact a species of winged insects? Spurstalk for not allowing VOIP functionality so we can TALK about the Spurs [hence, it whould actually should be Spurswrite] Snoop Doggy Dogg for misrepresenting himself as a member of the canine species?

Ridic, yo!