Basketball players without Balls [Archive]

Allanon

10-06-2009, 06:08 PM

Pardon the pun but which basketball players have none of the proverbial cajones? Who shrinks instead of rising to the occasion?

I'll start with 2:

Sasha Vujacic: Earned the title of "10AM player" because he always shot perfectly during practice but sucked in games. He overcame this for a year but it seems he's back to shrinking in games. The Machine hasn't been a machine for a year now and his 0 points in the Finals didn't help.

Mo Williams: Deadeye 18 pts on 47% shooting in the regular season and 44% on 3's. But in the Playoffs, his pair shrank as his shooting went down to an attrocious 40% and 37% on his 3's. In 3 losses to the Magic, Mo Williams combined for 31% shooting...on 2 point Shots!! His 3 point shooting was at 18 friggin' percent.

What other players out there are known for shrinkage?

http://thehoopdoctors.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/cassell.jpg

monosylab1k

10-06-2009, 06:18 PM

Morons who don't actually pay attention to the games will immediately name Dirk.

Culburn369

10-06-2009, 06:18 PM

Citin' Vug is wrong. Vug will see the fire and tail Bryant immediately to it. Vug is impotent once there, but, he goes.

Mo won't go near it.

There are few, damn few who will go AND be effective. Bryant, Manu, Duncan. Parker would rather not. James wants to, but, isn't comfortable like the aforementioned trio. Pierce & Allen, but, not Garnett, he'll only go once it is out and its his scoreboard.

Williams at Utah wants to badly but, hasn't seen it yet.

Nowitski won't go, but pretends to, but, he don't mean no harm. It's just his way.

Fisher will go, and is nary afraid.

Culburn369

10-06-2009, 06:20 PM

Morons who don't actually pay attention to the games will immediately name Dirk.

Damn, I'm busted!

exstatic

10-06-2009, 07:17 PM

Parker would rather not.
Living in the past before 2007 forum.

Mavs_man_41

10-06-2009, 08:38 PM

You moron are the first to mention that soft name in this thread. Nene should be second to none for nomination when here starts a discussion about "players without balls". Sincerely there isn't an alternative to cure testicle cancers but removing them.

:lmao

Culburn369

10-06-2009, 08:39 PM

Living in the past before 2007 forum.

Uh, uh, he never looks eye.

bostonguy

10-06-2009, 08:55 PM

Kevin Garnett on the offensive end. While him anchoring the D helped us win it all in 2008, he would rather not take the big shots under playoff pressure. He sucked for most of the 2008 finals. He had a good start in game 1 and played well when the game was out of reach in game 6. Other than that he was MIA offensively the rest of the series.

all_heart

10-07-2009, 08:02 AM

Shawn Marion

Culburn369

10-07-2009, 08:40 AM

Shawn Marion

Good citation.

DaDakota

10-07-2009, 09:08 AM

Tmac.....the guy folds under pressure....tries to do too much.

DD

jazzypimp

10-07-2009, 09:16 AM

Citin' Vug is wrong. Vug will see the fire and tail Bryant immediately to it. Vug is impotent once there, but, he goes.

Mo won't go near it.

There are few, damn few who will go AND be effective. Bryant, Manu, Duncan. Parker would rather not. James wants to, but, isn't comfortable like the aforementioned trio. Pierce & Allen, but, not Garnett, he'll only go once it is out and its his scoreboard.

Williams at Utah wants to badly but, hasn't seen it yet.

Nowitski won't go, but pretends to, but, he don't mean no harm. It's just his way.

Fisher will go, and is nary afraid.

Shut the fuck up old man!!

Culburn369

10-07-2009, 09:19 AM

Shut the fuck up old man!!

Good morning, sweetheart.

jazzypimp

10-07-2009, 09:21 AM

Good morning, sweetheart.

They are ringing the bell for breakfast there at apple village assisted living, you better go get it while its hot. Say hi to gertrude for me!

Rogue

10-07-2009, 09:42 AM

Tmac.....the guy folds under pressure....tries to do too much.

DD
It wasn't T-Mac's injury that gave the Rockets an "injury exception" with which they signed Ariza, was it? T-Mac is possibly going to be on court in a couple games next season while someone else won't, unless something miraculous happens to that shit for some reason.

Culburn369

10-07-2009, 09:51 AM

It wasn't T-Mac's injury that gave the Rockets an "injury exception" with which they signed Ariza, was it?

Rogue is correct here, Dakota. That was mighty low.

Allanon

10-07-2009, 10:28 AM

Kevin Garnett on the offensive end. While him anchoring the D helped us win it all in 2008, he would rather not take the big shots under playoff pressure. He sucked for most of the 2008 finals. He had a good start in game 1 and played well when the game was out of reach in game 6. Other than that he was MIA offensively the rest of the series.

Now that you mention it, I do remember this a few years ago, KG used to curl up when the game was on the line (offensively). I don't really hear this anymore, I suppose it's cuz he has Ray Ray and Pierce to make those game winners.

hater

10-07-2009, 10:30 AM

Matt Bonner

Culburn369

10-07-2009, 10:49 AM

Now that you mention it

Uh, hello! I mentioned it f'in first. What, I'm chopped liver?

jazzypimp

10-07-2009, 10:52 AM

Uh, hello! I mentioned it f'in first. What, I'm chopped liver?

yes! thats exactly what you are. :rolleyes

Allanon

10-07-2009, 10:52 AM

Uh, hello! I mentioned it f'in first. What, I'm chopped liver?

Oops, I missed that in your post sir, tee hee :lol

Fpoonsie

10-07-2009, 10:55 AM

Tmac.....the guy folds under pressure....tries to do too much.

DD

And yet that 45 or so second 3-pt barrage STILL haunts me.

:depressed

The Franchise

10-07-2009, 01:01 PM

Tmac.....the guy folds under pressure....tries to do too much.

DD

Stop it. :nope

lebomb

10-07-2009, 01:10 PM

Candice Parker, Lisa Leslie and Becky Hammond?

DaDakota

10-07-2009, 01:14 PM

Stop it. :nope
I speak the truth, regardless of whether he is on my favorite team or not.

DD

all_heart

10-07-2009, 01:26 PM

Quentin Richardson

Allanon

10-07-2009, 01:29 PM

Candice Parker, Lisa Leslie and Becky Hammond?

Candace Parker and Becky Hammond both seem to be chokers in the bright lights.

Lisa Leslie's just old I think.

callo1

10-07-2009, 01:31 PM

John Starks

in2deep

10-07-2009, 01:55 PM

Nene Hilario. dude only has 1

all_heart

10-07-2009, 01:59 PM

Nene Hilario. dude only has 1
:lmao:lmao:lmao

Rogue

10-07-2009, 06:12 PM

Nene Hilario. dude only has 1
1 > 0, faggot.

TheSullyMonster

10-07-2009, 07:20 PM

1 > 0, faggot.

Balls is plural, and he only has one, faggot.

Mavs_man_41

10-07-2009, 07:40 PM

Balls is plural, and he only has one, faggot.

congrats, you grasp basic concepts of the english language. only an immigrant would feel like this is an accomplishment

iggypop123

10-07-2009, 07:57 PM

i saw a porn vid where this chick was banging a dude with one ball. i dont think it has anything to do with this thread but meh

Agloco

10-07-2009, 10:45 PM

Morons who don't actually pay attention to the games will immediately name Dirk.

Dirk......

And Bonner.

Agloco

10-07-2009, 10:47 PM

Candice Parker, Lisa Leslie and Becky Hammond?

http://voicetalentproductions.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/captain-obvious.jpg

badfish22

10-07-2009, 10:48 PM

Dirk......

And Bonner.

I was going to get mad at you, but your sig made up for it.

Agloco

10-07-2009, 10:55 PM

I was going to get mad at you, but your sig made up for it.

Touche....... just fucking with monosylab. :lol

Rogue

10-07-2009, 10:59 PM

I was going to get mad at you, but your sig made up for it.
Eres un idiota.

Agloco

10-07-2009, 11:09 PM

LOL you don't seem to know that it sucks major ass to fuck with a retard.

Um, ok...... now go back to the bathroom with your stack of porno magazines and do what you do best fatboy.

badfish22

10-07-2009, 11:14 PM

LOL i wonder how you found her flattened butt attrative.
ehhh.... so your one of those kinda douche bags. The kind that holds himself to an insanely high standard on the internet, but if a women half that attractive you hit on you, you would blackout.

iManu

10-08-2009, 05:23 AM

http://www.yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Animated-Cartoons/Space-Jam-12.JPG

Spursfan092120

10-08-2009, 12:17 PM

Duncan. Parker would rather not.
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/25780.gif http://en.ce.cn/sports/basketball/200706/15/W020070615495759596830.jpg

Yeah...these guys never step up. And we wouldn't have won the title in 2005 without Manu.

badfish22

10-08-2009, 04:56 PM

^ LOL @ mono's lover. Sincerely monosylab1k is comfort food for perverts only.
:lmao

TheSullyMonster

10-08-2009, 09:40 PM

congrats, you grasp basic concepts of the english language. only an immigrant would feel like this is an accomplishment

I'm always here to point these things out to illiterate Mavericks fans.:toast

Mavs_man_41

10-08-2009, 09:56 PM

I'm always here to point these things out to illiterate Mavericks fans.:toast

you're borderline illiterate anyway, no one except an immigrant would be so happy and proud to point out these little obvious things that every other native speaker has known since age 5

ooshmay

10-08-2009, 11:17 PM

tmac FOR SURE!. second round virgin. LOL!

xellos88330

10-09-2009, 01:41 AM

Beno Udrih???

Culburn369

10-09-2009, 04:13 AM

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/25780.gif http://en.ce.cn/sports/basketball/200706/15/W020070615495759596830.jpg

Yeah...these guys never step up. And we wouldn't have won the title in 2005 without Manu.

I cited Duncan & Manu in the affirmative. And I stand by my indictment of Parker: he'd rather not, and he never looks eye. Don't like it? Lump it.