I swear, there are some dumb-ass Lakers fans out there... [Archive]

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 12:27 PM

So i was at the pre-season game last night. Two old guys (late 40's) were with thier dates, talking loud and bragging how they always get hook ups to the games and the sit next to vanessa bryant etc. So i was thinking, "gee, these guys are lucky fans".

Throughout the game i kept listening to thier chatter.

Guy 1: Hey who's that guy in the suit on the bench.
Guy 2: I think thats Dikembe Mutumbo.
Me (turns around): Dude thats DJ Mbenga :rolleyes

Later on that night-
Girl 1: Whats a team foul?
Guy 2: When the team fouls 7 times, they get to shoot free throws.
Me: :rolleyes

Few minutes later-
Guy 1: That Gasol guy is real tall, what is he, 7' 6"
Guy 2: Yah, he is something like that
Me: :rolleyes

Later-
Me: Luuuuuuuuuuke Luuuuuuuuke!
Girl 1: Why are they booing Luke Walton?
Me::rolleyes

Towards end of game-
Guy 1: Who is that black guy next to Phil Jackson?
Guy 2: Thats the Assistant Coach Byron Scott
Guy 1: No Byron Scott is a head coach of another team now
Me (thinking to myself): :toast
Guy 1: I think he's the coach for the Kings
Me: :bang

Dumbass Lakers fans :ihit

timvp

10-08-2009, 12:29 PM

True.

JamStone

10-08-2009, 12:30 PM

Those two sound brighter than most.

IronMexican

10-08-2009, 12:30 PM

:rollin

Most of the people I sat around during the Dodger game seemed to know what they were talking about yesterday. Everyone got an uneasy stomch once Broxton came in.

And those guys were probably richers.

dirk4mvp

10-08-2009, 12:30 PM

fits your fanbase well.

xellos88330

10-08-2009, 12:30 PM

Man I would have been laughing my ass off.

ginobili's bald spot

10-08-2009, 12:31 PM

Bandwagoners.

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 12:34 PM

They were hella annoying, but what do u expect...every championship team gets bandwagoners. Too bad they were sitting directly behind me. =P

JoeTait75

10-08-2009, 12:37 PM

So the Lake Show has clueless bandwagon fans? Stop the presses!

Actually, we have our fair share here in Cleveland as well. I think half the people in the Q on a given night didn't know we had an NBA franchise until May of 2003.

Spur-Addict

10-08-2009, 12:37 PM

I wish I could say i'm suprised.

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 12:40 PM

this is why i never argue with you guys about Lakers having bandwagon fans...cuz we do. LOL

IronMexican

10-08-2009, 12:45 PM

this is why i never argue with you guys about Lakers having bandwagon fans...cuz we do. LOL

It's just a part of being one of those teams. The Cowboys, Yankees and Lakers all have those fans. It sucks, but it is what it is. Nothing really pisses me off more than seeing a fan of all thee of those teams, though.

Ditty

10-08-2009, 12:48 PM

lmao why are they booing luke walton

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 12:48 PM

It's just a part of being one of those teams. The Cowboys, Yankees and Lakers all have those fans. It sucks, but it is what it is. Nothing really pisses me off more than seeing a fan of all thee of those teams, though.

everyone wants to be part of the success. Cant blame them. Just hope they do some research before they jump on. LOL

dirk4mvp

10-08-2009, 12:51 PM

It's just a part of being one of those teams. The Cowboys, Yankees and Lakers all have those fans. It sucks, but it is what it is. Nothing really pisses me off more than seeing a fan of all thee of those teams, though.

You should listen to Cowherd. He makes excuses for banwagoners.

BlackBellamy

10-08-2009, 12:53 PM

I know what you mean. I think that stupidity is more of an all NBA phenomenon. I used to have season tickets, and sat directly in front of this rich local plumber and his very Eastern-European, very Jewish wife. She would scream defense on offensive possessions, and not even in a rythmic, typical "Dee-fense!" kinda way. It was like she was trying to see if she could squeeze it into one syllable. "D'fnz, (even faster now) D'fz D'fz!". Every single time a Spurs player was on the court it was that shit, or "Shoot it, David! (because every black person that played for us was named David). She called Manu, "Vinny" fer chrissakes! Her husband was equally ignorant, just not nearly as funny about it. That being said, I wish I still had season tickets.

Spursfan092120

10-08-2009, 12:55 PM

It's just a part of being one of those teams. The Cowboys, Yankees and Lakers all have those fans. It sucks, but it is what it is. Nothing really pisses me off more than seeing a fan of all thee of those teams, though.
Don't like the Lakers, though I respect them. I hate the Yankees, and love the Cowboys. :)

IronMexican

10-08-2009, 12:56 PM

You should listen to Cowherd. He makes excuses for banwagoners.

Cowherd sucks. I watch Sportsnation sometimes cause the chick looks pretty good. But he kind of kills it.

He reminds me of Collinsworth. Youe ever notice Collinsworth takes a deep breath sometimes? Like he's smelling his own fart. He just goes "*inhale* *exhale* ahhhh"

hater

10-08-2009, 12:57 PM

the sky is blue

dirk4mvp

10-08-2009, 12:57 PM

Cowherd sucks. I watch Sportsnation sometimes cause the chick looks pretty good. But he kind of kills it.

He reminds me of Collinsworth. Youe ever notice Collinsworth takes a deep breath sometimes? Like he's smelling his own fart. He just goes "*inhale* *exhale* ahhhh"

He's not the same on sportsnation but he's pretty good on the herd brah.

IronMexican

10-08-2009, 12:58 PM

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 12:58 PM

He's not the same on sportsnation but he's pretty good on the herd brah.

i listen to the herd sometimes but get sick of the football talk..its like 4 hours of straight football talk. :p:

dirk4mvp

10-08-2009, 12:59 PM

i listen to the herd sometimes but get sick of the football talk..its like 4 hours of straight football talk. :p:

He provides solid life advice and how much of a great human Favre is.

ginobili's bald spot

10-08-2009, 01:01 PM

He's not the same on sportsnation but he's pretty good on the herd brah.

He's a fag on either one.

JoeTait75

10-08-2009, 01:02 PM

Cowherd is pretty much the only ESPN radio host that can talk college football and not sound like a complete jackass doing it. I'll give him credit for that much.

BlackBellamy

10-08-2009, 01:05 PM

Are you trying to say all black people look alike?

Not at all. Was the OP trying to say that all black people look alike when he relayed to us that the two people seated in front of him thought M'Benga was Mutumbo?

IronMexican

10-08-2009, 01:05 PM

I'd take anything on Fox Sports Radio over ESPN Radio.

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 01:16 PM

I'd take anything on Fox Sports Radio over ESPN Radio.

I like Thursdays when "Lance Romance" comes on. :lol

I. Hustle

10-08-2009, 01:21 PM

Those guys weren't bandwagoners they were LA people. The kind that make up most of the crowd that go to be seen and don't really care about the game.

koriwhat

10-08-2009, 01:23 PM

well if you think those dudes were dumb you should've been sitting next to me at g1 of preseason for the spurs... this stupid chick in front of me was yelling out "san antonio sucks!" and other bs because her rockets were winning a damn preseason game. anyhow she got all belligerent during the 2nd quarter and called me a bitch after she went, "what? ah na na na... i don't think so... did he just??? na na na..." and then turned around and said, "what now bitch?!" as if i give a damn what that bitch thinks.

anyhow her response to me was because i told scola to go back to the goonies. haha. scola just got owned by blair a second before and she didn't like the fact that a spurs fan was cheering the spurs on in the spurs arena. dumb ignorant bitch!

btw she must wear the pants in the relationship because her man was her bitch. maybe she wasn't calling me a bitch afterall but instead just trying to get her mans attention? that must be it.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 01:26 PM

Every team has those fans, LA just happens to have more. Phoenix has become a mini LA in just about everything, annoying richers who go to the game pretending they're at the theater and don't stand, cheer or show any passion for the team they pretend to be a fan of when the team's good is no exception.

Of all the things that could be my worst Suns memory (Duncan's 3, Nash-Horry), by far the worst was game 5 against San Antonio in 2007 with 4-5 minutes left, when the middle aged couple sitting behind me called security over telling me and my friend to sit down because they couldn't see. Be glad that doesn't happen at Lakers games.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 01:30 PM

I wish there was a way to switch the upper level crowd and the lower level crowd just for one game. Things would get insane.

koriwhat

10-08-2009, 01:31 PM

Of all the things that could be my worst Suns memory (Duncan's 3, Nash-Horry), by far the worst was game 5 against San Antonio in 2007 with 4-5 minutes left, when the middle aged couple sitting behind me called security over telling me and my friend to sit down because they couldn't see. Be glad that doesn't happen at Lakers games.

i would've told those people to shut the fuck up and stand up and cheer their team on instead of being a couple of decrepit old fucks with no passion for the game. i hate people like that at the game.

the worst people are those who turn their heads at you when you are merely yelling out for your team in support. i can't stand those people. they act like you should shut up and just sit there. fuckin' assholes!

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 01:37 PM

Teams would not want to play at Staples. Three hundred section aint no joke!

especially when Vic the Brick is around. :lol

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 01:43 PM

i would've told those people to shut the fuck up and stand up and cheer their team on instead of being a couple of decrepit old fucks with no passion for the game. i hate people like that at the game.

the worst people are those who turn their heads at you when you are merely yelling out for your team in support. i can't stand those people. they act like you should shut up and just sit there. fuckin' assholes!

Amen to all of that. If you don't like yelling, standing, booing, or just any sort of emotion, you shoulda stayed home.

It was horrible being talked at by that security guard and that old cunt as if the fact we were at the most important pivotal Suns game since 1995 was irrelevant. Then again, what to do those people care if the Suns lose and fade into mediocrity, they'll just stop being fans.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 01:46 PM

Teams would not want to play at Staples. Three hundred section aint no joke!

Yeah the upper level in Phoenix is legit. If you're wearing an opposing jersey, the end result is gonna suck either way. You don't wanna see your team lose, but if they win, it's guaranteed there's gonna be a drunk pissed off fan ready to pour beer on you.

jazzypimp

10-08-2009, 01:50 PM

Phoenix has got some of those dumb fans as well. I know this dude who just keeps doggin on his teams star steve nash, and think dragic is an allstar. Crazy ass logic for a crazy ass fan right there.

kamikazi_player

10-08-2009, 01:51 PM

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 01:55 PM

Phoenix has got some of those dumb fans as well. I know this dude who just keeps doggin on his teams star steve nash, and think dragic is an allstar. Crazy ass logic for a crazy ass fan right there.

Not nearly as dumb as Jazz fans, the one fan base that can proudly say the majority of their fans still support segregation.

jazzypimp

10-08-2009, 02:09 PM

Not nearly as dumb as Jazz fans, the one fan base that can proudly say the majority of their fans still support segregation.

just cuz the mexicans can't afford lower bowl seats doesnt mean segregation is accepted. I knew you were dumb, but this dumb? come on dok!! I expect more from you.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 02:16 PM

just cuz the mexicans can't afford lower bowl seats doesnt mean segregation is accepted. I knew you were dumb, but this dumb? come on dok!! I expect more from you.

I never said Mexicans in the upper level means segregation. Repeatedly re-electing Orrin Hatch as a U.S. senator, does however mean you support segregation.

jazzypimp

10-08-2009, 02:20 PM

I never said Mexicans in the upper level means segregation. Repeatedly re-electing Orrin Hatch as a U.S. senator, does however mean you support segregation.

I didnt vote for him.. i don't even know where he stands. I could care less. He's old and his clock is ticking. Shall we get into politics my friend from mccainsville?

TFloss32

10-08-2009, 02:24 PM

Yeah the upper level in Phoenix is legit. If you're wearing an opposing jersey, the end result is gonna suck either way. You don't wanna see your team lose, but if they win, it's guaranteed there's gonna be a drunk pissed off fan ready to pour beer on you.

Come to San Antonio where the upper deck is filled with people who forgo their rent and utility bills just to see Manu.

koriwhat

10-08-2009, 02:25 PM

Come to San Antonio where the upper deck is filled with people who forgo their rent and utility bills just to see Manu.

:lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 02:49 PM

I didnt vote for him.. i don't even know where he stands. I could care less. He's old and his clock is ticking. Shall we get into politics my friend from mccainsville?

He was right there with Trent Lott in the last group of senators to favor segregation.

But McCain is a bitch made phony.

DPG21920

10-08-2009, 03:16 PM

I swear, there are 365 days in the year...

jazzypimp

10-08-2009, 03:49 PM

He was right there with Trent Lott in the last group of senators to favor segregation.

But McCain is a bitch made phony.

so why are you mixing politics and basketball?

Sportcamper

10-08-2009, 04:56 PM

I had no idea that Gasol was 7' 6" tall...Thats tall for a guard right?

23LeBronJames23

10-08-2009, 05:01 PM

:lmao

da_suns_fan

10-08-2009, 05:09 PM

He was right there with Trent Lott in the last group of senators to favor segregation.

But McCain is a bitch made phony.

Wow.

Youre not worth the sweat on John McCain's balls. You really are an obnoxious little shit who needs to be trash canned.

DJB

10-08-2009, 05:15 PM

Isn't that like 80% of your fan base? I want to do an experiment and stand outside the Staples center before a Lakers game and see how many people who are walking in can list the roster of their beloved Lakers. I bet it would be hilarious.

badfish22

10-08-2009, 05:26 PM

Ironic that this thread, that is about dumbass laker fans, is right next to a thread that one of those dumb asses made (milkshakeballa)

TheMACHINE

10-08-2009, 05:26 PM

DUNCANownsKOBE2

10-08-2009, 08:39 PM

Wow.

Youre not worth the sweat on John McCain's balls. You really are an obnoxious little shit who needs to be trash canned.

I'm willing to bet money you're nowhere near 6 feet tall. I wouldn't be calling me little.