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duncan228
10-08-2009, 12:46 PM
LeBron Claims His Shoes Are The Best 'For Unathletic White Guys'
The Extremely Loaded Mike Miller Shoe Affair (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=tsn-theextremelyloadedmi&prov=tsn&type=lgns)
SportingNews

A sneaker is never just a sneaker. Take, for instance, what happened when new Wizard Mike Miller dared to don a pair of the latest LeBron joints at practice. From The News-Herald:

Wizards swingman Mike Miller wore James' Nike shoes to practice and was told by teammate DeShawn Stevenson, "We don't wear these around here."

James said he didn't care. "Mike is a good friend of mine," he said. "He named his son after my best friend, Maverick (Carter). We have a good history." James said Miller should lace up his sneakers, though.

"For an unathletic white guy, these are the best shoes to wear," James said.

This might be the most momentous NBA anecdote of the entire season—past, present or future.

For one, Stevenson is now sustained solely by his imaginary rivalry with LeBron. Gil and LeBron is one thing, but with some perspective, it's pretty amazing that we even humored this one in the first place. Second, how is it that Bron and Miller are such good friends? I know Miller was rumored to go to the Cavs at one point, and as this photo demonstrates, they were in the Tournament of the Americas together. I guess that's all it took.

I'm reminded of the close bond between T-Mac and Miller; McGrady was incensed—well, as much as McGrady can be incensed—when Miller was traded. Bron/Miller must be for real if the latter was moved to name his son "Maverick."

Maybe Miller is sought out as the coolest token white friend around the NBA. That opens up an entire new world of inquiry that even the most intrepid reporter has failed to investigate. And speaking of race, how weird is it to hear LeBron even mention it, much less stereotypically so? Given how careful he and his team are about staying PC, this is a real milestone.

IronMexican
10-08-2009, 12:48 PM
I swear, Stevenson really needs to shut the fuck up. The Wizards also need to start Nick Young.

Thunder Dan
10-08-2009, 12:49 PM
Wally resurrected his basketball career with help from the Lebron 6's. True story

redzero
10-08-2009, 12:49 PM
Baseball players should hop on them, then.

Morg1411
10-08-2009, 12:50 PM
But are they best shoes for "relatively" or "somewhat" athletic white guys?

ginobili's bald spot
10-08-2009, 12:58 PM
Lebron is just trying to sell to the unathletic white guy demographic. Everyone knows they have the most disposable income to buy shoes.

hater
10-08-2009, 12:59 PM
take a look at Miller's new hairdoo. looks more like an unathletic white girl

koriwhat
10-08-2009, 01:03 PM
my old pair of lebron 3's were badass!

Morg1411
10-08-2009, 01:04 PM
take a look at Miller's new hairdoo. looks more like an unathletic white girl

It's still not as bad as Dirk's.

dirk4mvp
10-08-2009, 01:05 PM
It's still not as bad as Dirk's.

Don't be mad cuz he's stylin.

koriwhat
10-08-2009, 01:16 PM
look at mikey with his bron'brons and look who's sportin' 21 and some black&white kicks(keepin' it real fab!).
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ae/fullj.eb92b383a1d776a2b611bef1cb043602/eb92b383a1d776a2b611bef1cb043602-getty-91022348nd013_wiz_media.jpg

BlackSwordsMan
10-08-2009, 01:18 PM
utah jazz demographic

JamStone
10-08-2009, 01:20 PM
Real housewives of DC.

spurs_fan_in_exile
10-08-2009, 01:24 PM
http://static.open.salon.com/files/thatsracistgm751224856460.gif

thispego
10-08-2009, 03:27 PM
these are the shoes for me!

lefty
10-08-2009, 03:46 PM
Wtf

badfish22
10-08-2009, 04:31 PM
what about unathletic black gu-....................nevermind

DAF86
10-08-2009, 04:48 PM
what about unathletic black gu-....................nevermind

Fuck, you stole my line.

23LeBronJames23
10-08-2009, 04:50 PM
Who does deshawn stevenson think he is?

greyforest
10-08-2009, 08:27 PM
bron was just talking shit to his buddy and happened to do it in a way that will piss off his main sponsor

BRHornet45
10-09-2009, 08:09 AM
utah jazz demographic

co-signed

Culburn369
10-09-2009, 09:22 AM
And what would happen if Miller or some other big-name white player came out and said... you should wear my Nike headband, it's the best for teaching dumb black guys how to think? What then?

Well, one thing for sure: the Sporting News doesn't write a fluff piece like above to preemptively short circuit criticism to James....but, rather Media (yes news Media too, the whole f'in kit & kaboodle Media) releases a giant 'tee, hee' enmasse and heads for the word processor with tar, feather and rail in hand.

Can ya imagine it?

Agloco
10-09-2009, 11:01 AM
Who does deshawn stevenson think he is?

"He is who he thought he was" - Denny Green

BRHornet45
10-09-2009, 01:47 PM
lol whitey

jazzypimp
10-09-2009, 01:58 PM
lol whitey

Son, just because you hide behind the great rev manning avatar don't make you black. Your ass is still white. You can say your a zebra but the way you talkin about white people means your either disrespecting yo momma or disrespecting yo poppa. Which is it?

dirk4mvp
10-09-2009, 02:14 PM
I think the entire board knows brhornet is white but it's funnier to let him be a voodoo coon from Nawlins.

jazzypimp
10-09-2009, 02:20 PM
I think the entire board knows brhornet is white but it's funnier to let him be a voodoo coon from Nawlins.

:lol