Pick-up lines?

[Kool Bob Love]

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

:lol

[I. Hustle]

I got no pick up lines
I stay on the grind
I tell them hoes all the time
Bitch get in my car

[MiamiHeat]

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

:lol

Most respectable girls will think negatively of you for saying that

[760Spursfan]

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

:lol


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[760Spursfan]

I would like to hear from some of the women on ST and let us know if any of the cheezy lines that guys use have worked on them or friends of theirs.

[AnthonyM]

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All the pickup lines a man needs...

[xellos88330]

Hey baby, you must be retarded because you are somethin special.

[CubanSucks]

Hey baby, you must be retarded because you are somethin special.

:tu

Honest and unapologetic. Couldn't possibly fail

[symple19]

"I don't know much about pies, but damn, you make my banana cream"

[Clandestino]

Hey mama... (then make kissing sounds)... she come right over

[Bukefal]

Hey mama... (then make kissing sounds)... she come right over

hah yeah, to slap you :lol

[lebomb]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants" :hat

[SpursStalker]

Nice shoes
Wanna fuck?

:D

[CosmicCowboy]

I just sit in the corner and lick my eyebrows.

[katyon6th]

I want to fuck you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.

[BacktoBasics]

I want to fuck you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.Did it work?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"I can guarantee that I will leave you unsatisifed, but I can also promise that I'll do it quickly enough that you'll have time to go out and find another guy tonight."

[mrsmaalox]

"Hey I know I'm not Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you until he shows up."

[katyon6th]

Did it work?

It did not. I'm sure you were hoping I said yes and would divulge the masturbatory details to you in private but no. Sorry.

[Trainwreck2100]

I want to fuck you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.


I'm touched you remembered

[desflood]

The worst one I ever got was, "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

The guy got points for creativity, but not enough to get laid.

[BacktoBasics]

It did not. I'm sure you were hoping I said yes and would divulge the masturbatory details to you in private but no. Sorry.You must take joy in killing the simplest of my fantasies.

[CavsSuperFan]

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents...

[sonic21]

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

[Bigzax]

hey these nachos are great...can i get some more guac and your phone#?

[CavsSuperFan]

Geeks are expert in pick-up lines....:lol

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

[BacktoBasics]

I usually just ask if they're married. Then ask if they're into having a little fun.

[lebomb]

"Excuse me, is your husband married?"

"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"

[lebomb]

"Girl, you are like a calculator, you solve all my damn problems"

[Spursfan092120]

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?

[mrsmaalox]

I usually just ask if they're married. Then ask if they're into having a little fun.

And what does one question have to do with the other?

[CavsSuperFan]

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye... Oh wait, it's just a sparkle...

[BacktoBasics]

And what does one question have to do with the other?Married women like to have fun.

[Cry Havoc]

I must be a feminist, because I would definitely like to be on a level plane with you.


This is the one I find works best:

"Hi. You're really cute. I'm (your name here)."

[katyon6th]

The guys who call me "cute" never get my attention.

[DAF86]

I must be a feminist, because I would definitely like to be on a level plane with you.


This is the one I find works best:

"Hi. You're really cute. I'm (your name here)."

In my town girls would laugh their asses off at that line.

The safest and usually most effective strategy is to just grab a girl's hand in the dance floor and just start dancing. The worst thing that could happen to you is you dance a little bit before the girl smiles at you and says: "Sorry but I don't want to dance".

[mrsmaalox]

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye... Oh wait, it's just a sparkle...

Aww that's sweet ;)



Married women like to have fun.

So do un-married ones!!

[angel_luv]

I don't believe any of you use these lines when you are actually wanting to date a girl.

I want to know how you behave/ what you say when you are really interested in dating a girl.

[howardcopy]

OK one serious and one funny. Both have worked well for me:

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30?" Me: "So today is Oct 9th, 2010, at 10:30 AM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."


Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! -- Usually gets a good laugh, I tell her I suck at pickup lines and by morning, it's all good

[angel_luv]

OK one serious and one funny. Both have worked well for me:

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30?" Me: "So today is Oct 9th, 2010, at 10:30 AM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."


If you followed this up with initiating a good conversation, I could see this line working.

It is definitely a good beginning.

[BacktoBasics]

So do un-married ones!!Yeah we don't discriminate.

[howardcopy]

If you followed this up with initiating a good conversation, I could see this line working.

It is definitely a good beginning.

Yup that's the plan. Jackpot! :toast

[MB20]

"I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet."

[lebomb]

"I may not look like Brad Pitt, but I sure can fuck like him"

[angel_luv]

Yup that's the plan. Jackpot! :toast

The line sounded like something my husband would say to me. He's very charming- my husband. :)

[z0sa]

pickup lines are inherently stupid because if the woman is intelligent and attractive, she not only knows its a big possibility you're approaching her based on attraction, but its happened before.

Just relate your REAL name (no nicknames, ever, unless it basically is your real moniker) then ask hers, and don't forget to smile a lot and be uplifting/positive especially concerning anything she says. Don't say shit about yourself because she doesn't care.

[CosmicCowboy]

The reverse wingman works sometimes (if you are out with the guys)...

"Hi, my friend thinks you are hot but is too shy to talk to you...do you have any homely girl friends we can hook him up with? BTW, my name is..."

[angel_luv]

The reverse wingman works sometimes (if you are out with the guys)...

"Hi, my friend thinks you are hot but is too shy to talk to you...do you have any homely girl friends we can hook him up with? BTW, my name is..."

What do you do if she is tender hearted and offers to meet your shy friend? :lol

[lebomb]

What do you do if she is tender hearted and offers to meet your shy friend? :lol

............then you throw the reversal on her..........."well, Im too shy to go tell him" :hat

[Heath Ledger]

Nice shirt. It will look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.

You know what would look good on you? Me.

I can lick my eyelids(this one really works)

why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

[JamStone]

"If I told you that you have an incredible body, would you hold it against me?"

Suck on one of your fingers and make sure your target sees it, then gently touch your shirt and her shirt with that finger and say, "what do you say we get out of these wet clothes?"

"I can't wait to see that beautiful dress on the floor of my bedroom."

"Are you into lesbians? No? Cool, come on then."



But if we're being at all serious, when I was still in my bar/club days when I was younger, the best and most effective approach was always just saying something like, "hi, my name is... can I buy you a drink?" Straight forward, honest, unpretentious. If a girl thinks you're cute, she may or may not give you a chance, but just like guys, in a bar scene, a lot of times it's about first impression physical attraction. You could be the nicest guy in the world, if the girl isn't instantly attracted, you're starting in a big hole that's hard to climb out of. Not impossible, but pretty hard. If you can get passed pleasantries, I used to always save a self-depricating but quaint story to make fun of myself, something about tripping over yourself or spilling something on yourself, anything that gets her to laugh at you for a moment but in a way that could be sympathizing. It will often break the ice and let her guard down a bit.

[CuckingFunt]

I want to fuck you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.

Makes sense, at least. Fucking on a hammock probably is the worst way possible.

[JamStone]

What about fucking in a tub of crabs, snakes and scorpions, while being lathered in hotsauce?

On a hammock doesn't sound like the worst possible way.

[ploto]

Pick-up lines are stupid: from the guy who told me he just won the lottery to the short, Mexican guy claiming to be Manu's brother.

[GeorgeCostanza]

Hello, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.