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jayman2582
10-09-2009, 09:29 AM
Dear Tschlong

Spurstalk realizes that you feel the need to compensate for something. The amount of posts you post about the same god dam thing is a nice touch for a homer trying to spam the nba boards with horse shit but you must realize that you are doing your team a disservice.

Just ask yourself one question:
What would Greg Oden Do? (WWGOD)

Do you think he likes you throwing his name out on every damn thread for us here to ridicule? What if he read this forum? His fragile little heart would be shattered! Yes we all hate the Lakers! Then again, do you realize that you are sending your team straight to the top of the most hated list along with the lakers and mavs? The blazers have a nice young team that can do damage this season, yet you want to rub expectations in our faces. What if it bites you in your chubby little ass Tschlong? Won't that make you red in the face? The point is I value you as a member of this forum, but limiting the creations of threads is a smart thing to do.

Let me rephrase that question earlier
What would Greg Oden Want You To Do?


http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/greg-oden-signs-with-nike.jpg
Culburn369
10-09-2009, 09:31 AM
Don't start, Jay, you got no room. You started that thread for me a month ago. Remember?

tee, hee.
jazzypimp
10-09-2009, 09:32 AM
Don't start, Jay, you got no room. You started that thread for me a month ago. Remember?

tee, hee.

Culburn, STFU!! No ones making you a fucking thread again.
Summers
10-09-2009, 09:34 AM
Why is everyone on Tlong? This is the NBA forum and his posts aren't obnoxious.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-09-2009, 09:35 AM
Tlong gets some kind of thrill out of posting stupid shit and clogging up a forum. He's nothing more than a troll who is friends with the moderator.
tlongII
10-09-2009, 09:38 AM
I'm just posting the posts I'm supposed to post.
jazzypimp
10-09-2009, 09:45 AM
I'm just posting the posts I'm supposed to post.

Are you a Blazers paid shill?? I can see prichtard hiring people to spam all sports forums with pro blazers propaganda
Culburn369
10-09-2009, 09:46 AM
He's nothing more than a troll who is friends with the moderator.

DUNCAN is right.
Culburn369
10-09-2009, 09:47 AM
Are you a Blazers paid shill?? I can see prichtard & me naked, hands reaching with curiosity & affection.

Jazzy!
balli
10-09-2009, 09:48 AM
tlong is funny. I don't know if it's cause he was going through a big pinking/banning controversy right when I got here, but I've always enjoyed his outlandish insanity. Some people I feel are trolling, I think tlong actually believes his own delusions some of the time, which is funny.
jazzypimp
10-09-2009, 09:50 AM
Culbs are you a paid shill for GLAAD?? I can see them paying you to spam forums with your homosexual propaganda
tlongII
10-09-2009, 09:51 AM
Portland Trail Blazers 2010 NBA Champions!!!
Culburn369
10-09-2009, 09:53 AM
Culbs are you a paid shill for GLAAD?? I can see them paying you to spam forums with your homosexual propaganda

Now yer projectin'!
ginobili's bald spot
10-09-2009, 10:11 AM
Some people I feel are trolling, I think tlong actually believes his own delusions some of the time, which is funny.

I've always felt the same way.
CavsSuperFan
10-09-2009, 10:59 AM
When Tlong posts on BB he is actually quite knowledgeable & funny…But the reality is he is really a Lakers fan & not a Blazers fan…
Leetonidas
10-09-2009, 11:04 AM
tee, hee. Shut the fuck up.

Shit.
Agloco
10-09-2009, 11:13 AM
I'm just posting the crap I'm supposed to post.
WildcardManu
10-09-2009, 11:19 AM
How about 1 thread per day with all the articles he comes across.
JamStone
10-09-2009, 11:21 AM
I say he has to be limited to posting articles that he actually masturbates to... wait, does he masturbate to all of them?
DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-09-2009, 11:27 AM
I say he has to be limited to posting articles that he actually masturbates to... wait, does he masturbate to all of them?


He'd post more.....he only posts the articles he blows his load on.
jazzypimp
10-09-2009, 11:29 AM
I say he has to be limited to posting articles that he actually masturbates to... wait, does he masturbate to all of them?

:lmao The way he talks it sounds like he does. Him and culburn would be the gay couple america can exemplify
NRHector
10-09-2009, 11:30 AM
tee, hee. Shut the fuck up.

Shit.:lol
picc84
10-09-2009, 11:43 AM
I personally look forward to reading every piece of Blazer news known to man. Its what I wake up for.
Morg1411
10-09-2009, 12:25 PM
The funny thing about TLong is that he actually pushes people that might have been on the fence regarding the Blazers right over the edge into Blazer-hater territory. He certainly helped me get there: I used to think the Blazers were okay. I'll never think that again, thanks to TSchlong.
PDXSpursFan
10-09-2009, 12:50 PM
How about creating a single official Blazers thread for tlongII's posts. The mods should merge all his posts.
rjv
10-09-2009, 12:54 PM
tlong does seem to be the official troll for the blazers, beavers and orgeon association of atheists.
stretch
10-09-2009, 01:10 PM
The funny thing about TLong is that he actually pushes people that might have been on the fence regarding the Blazers right over the edge into Blazer-hater territory. He certainly helped me get there: I used to think the Blazers were okay. I'll never think that again, thanks to TSchlong.

kinda like laker fans do, which is why everyone hates them now
JoeTait75
10-09-2009, 01:14 PM
I say he has to be limited to posting articles that he actually masturbates to... wait, does he masturbate to all of them?

Yes... yes he does.

Still, it's hard to dislike someone who is as sincere in his over-the-top fandome as TLong is.
redzero
10-09-2009, 01:16 PM
The funny thing about TLong is that he actually pushes people that might have been on the fence regarding the Blazers right over the edge into Blazer-hater territory. He certainly helped me get there: I used to think the Blazers were okay. I'll never think that again, thanks to TSchlong.

I wouldn't care either way about the Blazers, but their fans made me hate them.
The Franchise
10-09-2009, 01:48 PM
portland trail blazers 2010 nba champions!!!

YES!!! :lobt2:
Culburn369
10-09-2009, 02:01 PM
kinda like laker fans do, which is why everyone hates them now

Please. You only hate us now because Kobe got his/sans Daddy. You enjoyed the Hell out our fandom hangin' close around these Boards since Daddy rang in Miami/sans Mamba. You could troll and flame our tender regions to your heart's content and we could do nothing but take it like troopers, suffer in silence, the tears on our pillows bespeaking the pain that was in our hearts. But, all that is changed now. We're Champions and we're gonna Lord it over you f'ers until at least next June.

Viva la Lakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jazzypimp
10-09-2009, 02:03 PM
Please. You only hate us now because Kobe got his/sans Daddy. You enjoyed the Hell out our fandom hangin' close around these Boards since Daddy rang in Miami/sans Mamba. You could troll and flame our tender regions to your heart's content and we could do nothing but take it like troopers, suffer in silence, the tears on our pillows bespeaking the pain that was in our hearts. But, all that is changed now. We're Champions and we're gonna Lord it over you f'ers until at least next June.

Viva la Lakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You , my friend, are one piggly Bitch!
JamStone
10-09-2009, 02:06 PM
Yes... yes he does.

Still, it's hard to dislike someone who is as sincere in his over-the-top fandome as TLong is.

tlongII is awesome. Annoying, yes. Incessantly so, at times. But awesome nonetheless.