Marge Simpson to grace cover of Playboy's November issue

[MiamiHeat]

http://theblemish.com/images/2009/10/marge-playboy.jpg

yes, it will include nude drawings, centerfolds...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

[MiamiHeat]

what playboy doesn't get is that their days are numbered. they will go out of business within the next 20 years.

once the older generation dies out, they will have no subscribers.

the internet generation doesn't pay for porn.

[Blake]

what playboy doesn't get is that their days are numbered. they will go out of business within the next 20 years.



their days are numbered to 20 years? oh noze

I thought people read PB for the articles.

[TDMVPDPOY]

yeh its the articles and stories

[CosmicCowboy]

what playboy doesn't get is that their days are numbered. they will go out of business within the next 20 years.

once the older generation dies out, they will have no subscribers.

the internet generation doesn't pay for porn.

Yeah, you can already download virtually any magazine free ( especially Playboy and Penthouse...picture, articles, ads, etc.) on the net before they even hits the news stand. I don't know how print magazines are going to stay in business.

[Bender]

I haven't paid for one since 1976 or so... Now in my old age, I have a pretty large collection of issues from the 1950s and some collectible issues from the 60s.

I'd be surprised if the magazine lasted 20 more years, even 10 more years...

so, will there be a pictorial of marge?

[cornbread]

what playboy doesn't get is that their days are numbered. they will go out of business within the next 20 years.

once the older generation dies out, they will have no subscribers.



So guys of the future won't need anything to read when they're sitting on the shitter?

[Bender]

they can take their netbooks in there, and have at it

[cornbread]

they can take their netbooks in there, and have at it

sounds dangerous

[jack sommerset]

Hopefully the rug matches the drapes.

[tp2021]

Hopefully the rug matches the drapes.

If they go by whats been said in the show, they don't. Marge dyes her hair blue.

[Spurminator]

what playboy doesn't get is that their days are numbered. they will go out of business within the next 20 years.


They get it. That's why they are doing things like putting Marge Simpson on the cover. It's desperation.

[Fpoonsie]

What's sad (or, even MOREso) is that there's still gonna be guys fappin it to some good, ol' fashion animated, yellow, Simpson bajingo.

[BlackSwordsMan]

are they gonna airbrush marge to the point of looking retarded like they do to all their other chicks?

[Wild Cobra]

what playboy doesn't get is that their days are numbered. they will go out of business within the next 20 years.

once the older generation dies out, they will have no subscribers.

the internet generation doesn't pay for porn.
Possibly. They see the writing on the wall, that's why they plan to open more Playboy clubs across the world. I agree the print will likely fall, but the clubs might boom...

[Wild Cobra]

They get it. That's why they are doing things like putting Marge Simpson on the cover. It's desperation.
Actually, the curiosity about the cover will likely make sales boom...

[Fabbs]

Actually, the curiosity about the cover will likely make sales boom...
pssssh. If they're looking for sales volume off of shock value trainwreck, why not put a photo of Cryptie "the stud" Hef up complete with manhood showing?

[baseline bum]

Playboy is worthless. I don't get why anyone would want pornography that censors itself. Penthouse is 100x better.

[Xylus]

I'm getting a big yellow boner just thinking about this.

[Spurminator]

Actually, the curiosity about the cover will likely make sales boom...

That's my point (except I think "boom" is an overstatement... more like a "bump")

[jman3000]

I don't think I've ever actually looked through a Playboy.

They'll go under a handful of years after Heffner dies. They have a lot of revenue streams outside of the magazine I think... but Hugh plays too big a role in the image for them to survive without him.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know what the big deal is. There's porn of Marge and the whole family all over the internet. The Flintstones and the Jetsons too.

[Fpoonsie]

I don't know what the big deal is. There's porn of Marge and the whole family all over the internet. The Flintstones and the Jetsons too.

True, but this seems to almost legitimize all that nonsense. It'd be somewhat like if Bill Watterson put out a collection of Calvin peeing on random car company logos, football team logos, etc drawings.

[jack sommerset]

I don't know what the big deal is. There's porn of Marge and the whole family all over the internet. The Flintstones and the Jetsons too.

:lol There are! Good God!

[MiamiHeat]

I think we know what type of porn maalox looks at now

[I. Hustle]

Lois Griffin is next.

[ShoogarBear]

And, just in case you thought they couldn't get any more cartoonish . . . Tara Reid just posed.

[CubanMustGo]

And, just in case you thought they couldn't get any more cartoonish . . . Tara Reid just posed.

That should keep the airbrush artists busy for a while.

[Cry Havoc]

And, just in case you thought they couldn't get any more cartoonish . . . Tara Reid just posed.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

And then a lot.

Now it's oozing down my keyboard.

I sure hope this doesn't cause my laptop any probl

[Wild Cobra]

Playboy is worthless. I don't get why anyone would want pornography that censors itself. Penthouse is 100x better.
I don't recall ever buying a Playboy, Penthouse, etc. I don't need pornography, I play with real women. The closest I ever bough was Maxxim, because I wanted to see the story about Jolene Blalock.

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/images/celeb-blalock/blalock_large/jolene_blalock_009.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I remember one time when we were in high school I went to mookie's house and we were playin video games and shit.

Then I got on his computer in his room and started looking up all these personal files and checking out his cookies to see what sites he always goes to...and I saw url's for all these cartoon porn web sites.

[Slydragon]

:ttiwwp:

[Cry Havoc]

:ttiwwp:

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[Slydragon]

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