DeJuan Blair FACTS! [Archive] - Page 2

Interrohater

10-21-2009, 01:04 PM

Haha, I just saw Samr's picture on wordpress. I always thought you were Arab because "Samr" is an arabic name. lol, how unexpectedly funny.

BlackBellamy

10-21-2009, 04:54 PM

"The ball don't lie, but it can be tortured and coerced into obedience". ~Dejuan Blair

spurs_fan_in_exile

10-21-2009, 05:04 PM

In a casino "one armed bandit" is slang for a slot machine. In the rest of the world it's slang for anyone who tried to steal a rebound from Dejuan Blair.

xellos88330

10-21-2009, 05:13 PM

Did you all notice that Dejuan Blair is so good he needs two spaces on the top 10 for one highlight?

Loved this from the Oct. 20 game blog.

Nice one muser!

BlackBellamy

10-21-2009, 05:40 PM

Dejuan's ACLs were used to make Eve.

Interrohater

10-22-2009, 11:07 AM

Scientists were stumped as to why the Earth rotated on it's axis. Turn out Dejuan Blair has just been running.

lefty

10-22-2009, 11:35 AM

Breaking news:

Scientists have discovered the real cause of global warming : Dejuan Blair eating Fajitas

BlackBellamy

10-22-2009, 02:42 PM

Dejuan Blair's ass has it's own U.S. Senator.

BlackBellamy

10-22-2009, 03:36 PM

Bees, Dogs and Dejuan Blair have all evolved to smell fear. But around Blair, all that Dogs and Bees can smell is themselves.

lefty

10-22-2009, 03:43 PM

The below picture is still a mystery; nobody knows why we can't see thechick's right arm.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2008/1120_large.jpg

senorglory

10-22-2009, 04:24 PM

[QUOTE=lefty;3763395]The below picture is still a mystery; nobody knows why we can't see thechick's right arm.

Nor can we explain that ventriloquist's grin.

BlackBellamy

10-22-2009, 04:33 PM

Scientists have long been baffled by the use of Tyrannosaurus Rex's short stubby arms, until now. Recent findings all show that the Tyrannosaurus had developed these arms as a means of flight defense against it's only known predator of the period, Dejuan Blair. In related news, the T-Rex is extinct.

Manufan909

10-22-2009, 05:41 PM

Bees, Dogs and Dejuan Blair have all evolved to smell fear. But around Blair, all that Dogs and Bees can smell is themselves.

:lmao

Bukefal

10-22-2009, 06:21 PM

De 'Chosen' Juan Blair

BlackBellamy

10-22-2009, 06:27 PM

Some people participate in 'bare-knuckle boxing', Dejuan Blair engages in 'knuckle boxing bears'.

eh.

z0sa

10-22-2009, 06:36 PM

Hollinger developed a "Rebounds Per Second" stat specifically for Blair.

BlackBellamy

10-22-2009, 06:46 PM

Hollinger developed a "Rebounds Per Second" stat specifically for Blair.

This one's good, ^ I laughed.

lefty

10-23-2009, 08:33 AM

[quote=lefty;3763395]The below picture is still a mystery; nobody knows why we can't see thechick's right arm.

Nor can we explain that ventriloquist's grin.
:lmao

Interrohater

10-23-2009, 03:41 PM

TIMMYD!

10-24-2009, 04:10 PM

I don't want this thread to die.

Interrohater

10-24-2009, 05:19 PM

I don't want this thread to die.
:toast

I rack my brains everyday trying to come up with another so the thread doesn't fall too low :lol

TIMMYD!

10-24-2009, 05:20 PM

:toast

I rack my brains everyday trying to come up with another so the thread doesn't fall too low :lol

:toast

Manufan909

10-24-2009, 05:33 PM

Dejuan Blair once caught the flu, that strain no longer exists.

A small community of people created a shrine to Dejuan Blair called "Blairtown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blairtown,_Wyoming)" in order to entice Dejuan to settle there and reign as king. Dejuan never showed and that's why Wyoming sucks.

Very nice.:lmao That'd be funny if some posters from Wyoming read this.:lol

Fuck, I need to bump the blair thread this week, it's getting no love.

Interrohater

10-24-2009, 07:08 PM

Dejuan Blair once cut his finger on a mountain (http://www.fallingrain.com/world/AS/2/Mount_George.html) in Australia. The small flap of skin that fell off the finger began to grow into a powerful being among mortal men, so Dejuan gave it a name. In honor of the mountain that dared cut him, he named him "George Hill".

BlackBellamy

10-24-2009, 11:22 PM

Dejuan Blair was the real life inspiration for 'Dolemite'.

Manufan909

10-25-2009, 02:52 AM

Dude, you should probably take off that pic. Plus, that dude looks nowhere near as manly as Blair.

BlackBellamy

10-25-2009, 03:17 AM

Dude, you should probably take off that pic. Plus, that dude looks nowhere near as manly as Blair.

It was a still shot from 'Dolemite'. If you have not seen it, it's more tame than that picture would imply. But I can see where more sensitive members of Spurstalk might get a little bothered, so it's off. Eh. This thread's run a little thin anyways.

Chieflion

10-25-2009, 03:22 AM

Drugs do not enhance the performance of Dejuan Blair. Arms do.

TIMMYD!

10-25-2009, 11:28 PM

Bump.

raspsa

10-25-2009, 11:54 PM

In his NBA debut, Blair Made Emeka Okafur regret moving to New Orleans.

http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/n_d_hills_portfolio/images/4224/425x340.aspx

TIMMYD!

10-27-2009, 07:58 PM

Bump

Spursmania

10-27-2009, 08:01 PM

In his NBA debut, Blair Made Emeka Okafur regret moving to New Orleans.

http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/n_d_hills_portfolio/images/4224/425x340.aspx

:rollin

AOMrep

11-05-2009, 12:53 AM

http://www.boingboing.net/200702261504.jpg

Dejaun Blairs dog.

Manufan909

11-05-2009, 12:57 AM

http://www.boingboing.net/200702261504.jpg

Dejaun Blairs dog.

Not cool.

raspsa

11-05-2009, 07:44 AM

"I just couldn't help myself" DeJuan blurted when confronted by PETA.

http://k41.pbase.com/o6/19/399119/1/86630086.HQOLrr3U.OneArmedBandit.jpg

holcs50

11-05-2009, 07:47 AM

whoops on the double ha

holcs50

11-05-2009, 07:48 AM

blair is the man/ end thread

raspsa

11-05-2009, 08:00 AM

More PETA evidence against Blair!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3146/2662885887_d62978ac6f.jpg

Chieflion

11-05-2009, 08:02 AM

More PETA evidence against Blair!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3146/2662885887_d62978ac6f.jpg
I see what you did there. :lol:lol:lol:lol

spurs_fan_in_exile

11-05-2009, 10:10 AM

Dejuan Blair knows the sound of one hand clapping because even his opponents have to applaud his efforts.

Interrohater

11-05-2009, 03:30 PM

Dejuan Blair knows the sound of one hand clapping because even his victims have to applaud his efforts.

fixed.

mookie2001

11-12-2009, 06:56 PM

ohh this thread was just a joke!

how funny

mookie2001

11-12-2009, 07:05 PM

I don't want this thread to die.

Blackjack

11-12-2009, 07:38 PM

DeJuan Blair not only impresses mookie, he remedies his condescension.

lefty

11-12-2009, 09:34 PM

- The Butterfly Effect has been just renamed the Blair Effect.

In fact, Dejuan Blair recently stretched his right arm in San Antonio, inadvertently breaking Thabeet's jaw in Memphis

- Dejuan Blair is the shot in the arm people need to fight The H1N1 virus.
He pulls the arm and then injects a flu shot.

mookie2001

11-13-2009, 07:04 PM

rofl tebow!

gaKNOW!blee

11-13-2009, 07:25 PM

Dejaun Blair once raped mookie

mookie2001

11-28-2009, 12:25 AM

oh a phong was ringing

what an asshole i was telling everyone to slow their roll

TIMMYD!

11-28-2009, 08:57 PM

Bump.

Interrohater

11-28-2009, 11:22 PM

This took me forever because I'm no photoshop wiz, but... (I'm still proud of it)
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww96/interrohater/black_dynamite_ver32.jpg

duhoh

11-29-2009, 04:07 AM

This took me forever because I'm no photoshop wiz, but... (I'm still proud of it)
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww96/interrohater/black_dynamite_ver32.jpg

holy cow :lol

BlackBellamy

11-29-2009, 08:11 PM

This took me forever because I'm no photoshop wiz, but... (I'm still proud of it)
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww96/interrohater/black_dynamite_ver32.jpg

This is great! I really like the style. I hear that Dejuan is one bad mutha'...

TinTin

11-29-2009, 08:33 PM

This took me forever because I'm no photoshop wiz, but... (I'm still proud of it)
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww96/interrohater/black_dynamite_ver32.jpg

Dude that is awesome

I thought the woman was manu

Interrohater

11-29-2009, 09:36 PM

Dude that is awesome

I thought the woman was manu

Thanks :lol I wanted to put Eva there, but I got bored by then.

duncan228

11-29-2009, 09:58 PM

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ef/fullj.0570793acdb601380c9c751211ef6e4b/0570793acdb601380c9c751211ef6e4b-getty-90041082ce001_76ers_spurs.jpg

RuffnReadyOzStyle

11-29-2009, 10:05 PM

Blair's true nickname is GRIZZLY.

TinTin

11-29-2009, 10:18 PM

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ef/fullj.0570793acdb601380c9c751211ef6e4b/0570793acdb601380c9c751211ef6e4b-getty-90041082ce001_76ers_spurs.jpg

Lmao the left sixer looks like he is going to congratulate blair when he lands

Manufan909

11-29-2009, 10:43 PM

This took me forever because I'm no photoshop wiz, but... (I'm still proud of it)
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww96/interrohater/black_dynamite_ver32.jpg

Can I use this for my sig if it isn't too late already?:worthy:

Interrohater

11-29-2009, 11:10 PM

Can I use this for my sig if it isn't too late already?:worthy:

Have at it brother. :toast

senorglory

12-03-2009, 01:28 AM

Blair Knows Best.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/166316/DeJuan_medium.jpg

senorglory

12-03-2009, 01:31 AM

Blair Knows Beast.

ftfm.

TIMMYD!

12-27-2009, 03:41 PM

Bump of Blair-esque proportions.

BanditHiro

01-05-2013, 09:00 AM

damn...why did he have to suck ;_;

Samr.

01-05-2013, 01:06 PM

Dejuan Blair will make some big waves during free agency. Because he's gonna get tossed into it ass-first.

Samr.

01-05-2013, 01:08 PM

Dejuan Blair asked to get traded, but McDonalds wasn't willing to part with anything on their dollar menu.

Samr.

01-05-2013, 01:12 PM

Now we know why Blair doesn't have any ACLs -- they were hiding because they wanted to play no part in his career.

ace3g

01-05-2013, 01:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0

Samr.

01-05-2013, 01:24 PM

Dejuan Blair: "If you can't Thabeet 'em, join 'em."

Samr.

01-05-2013, 01:33 PM

Dejuan Blair is the Spurs' human victory cigars.

Dejuan Blair is like Shawn Bradley minus the height, like Sam Bowie minus the all-around game.

playblair

01-05-2013, 02:46 PM

the blair haters are out in full force ........ blair haters dont come back crying when diaw wont shoot & splitter gets pushed around by a pg in the playoffs

DapDaGenius

01-05-2013, 07:27 PM

the blair haters are out in full force ........ blair haters dont come back crying when diaw wont shoot & splitter gets pushed around by a pg in the playoffs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmP9EBl3GA

BackHome

01-07-2013, 12:59 AM

It is so sad to see people turn on Spurs players so fast.

KaiRMD1

01-07-2013, 01:04 AM

A part of me still has faith in Blair. If he went the extra mile to lose weight, whose to say he won't get better? It's possible, he can regain his form when he was a blimp

Ice009

01-07-2013, 01:27 AM

A part of me still has faith in Blair. If he went the extra mile to lose weight, whose to say he won't get better? It's possible, he can regain his form when he was a blimp

Did you not see him at the start of the season? He lost a lot of weight coming into the season and it didn't help him that much.

KaiRMD1

01-07-2013, 01:50 AM

Did you not see him at the start of the season? He lost a lot of weight coming into the season and it didn't help him that much.

Man, I'm trying to be positive. The guy sucks, he sucks bad, I'm aware of that. Just hoping he'll get better......eventually.

Neo.

10-18-2020, 11:24 AM

bump

jjktkk

10-18-2020, 01:46 PM

bump

Why?

Wu36

10-18-2020, 08:55 PM

Chunk Norris had a better career. No joke. Original or not.

Ed Helicopter Jones

10-19-2020, 03:25 PM

We've been talking about DeJuan Blair since 2009??? Amazing. Never has such an irrelevant player been so impactful on a message board.

Rummpd

10-19-2020, 08:14 PM

Probably pushing 350 now but wish him well

playblair

10-20-2020, 07:15 PM

We've been talking about DeJuan Blair since 2009??? Amazing. Never has such an irrelevant player been so impactful on a message board.
irrelevant? bruh had 3 30/20 games with no acls he is anything but irrelevant

MVPCues

10-20-2020, 09:02 PM

irrelevant? bruh had 3 30/20 games with no acls he is anything but irrelevant

In a few more years, the legend will be up to 4 quadruple double games.

buttsR4rebounding

10-21-2020, 09:22 AM

In a few more years, the legend will be up to 4 quadruple double games.

Points, rebounds, assists and Whataburgers eaten at halftime.

Ed Helicopter Jones

10-21-2020, 03:44 PM

irrelevant? bruh had 3 30/20 games with no acls he is anything but irrelevant

Well, he did go for 28 pts three times in his career, broke 20 points twelve times and had 20+ rebounds twice, so you're not too far off. And, his career averages of 6.8 points and 5.1 rebounds are pretty noteworthy, I'll give you that.

I just find it fascinating that you'd dedicate your screenname to a player that, at the end of the day, wasn't that impactful for the Spurs. I mean, who would ever show that sort of loyalty to a former Spurs' role player? That's just crazy.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/jonesed01.html

playblair

10-29-2020, 09:01 PM

Well, he did go for 28 pts three times in his career, broke 20 points twelve times and had 20+ rebounds twice, so you're not too far off. And, his career averages of 6.8 points and 5.1 rebounds are pretty noteworthy, I'll give you that.

I just find it fascinating that you'd dedicate your screenname to a player that, at the end of the day, wasn't that impactful for the Spurs. I mean, who would ever show that sort of loyalty to a former Spurs' role player? That's just crazy.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/jonesed01.html

popovichn ruined his career by making him turn into a jump shooter instead of a rebounder.........playing dice over blair is a huge travesty i will never forgive popovich 4

Frank Dux

11-01-2020, 08:41 PM