View Full Version : Ways to lose a hot chick...
I'll start, you keep them coming (no pun intended).
1.) Telling your girlfriend she should "go pro" after having just had sex.
mouse
10-16-2009, 02:41 AM
Show her your post count .
Farting
while she's going down on you
mouse
10-16-2009, 03:19 AM
Have sex with her father.
Whisky Dog
10-16-2009, 07:34 AM
Acting like a needy pussy who doesn't lead and always looks to her to find out what you should do.
BacktoBasics
10-16-2009, 07:56 AM
Hot chicks don't leave me.
tlongIII
10-16-2009, 08:46 AM
I don't know. I'll ask my dad.
Dr. Gonzo
10-16-2009, 08:52 AM
Shit on her chest while she is asleep.
tp2021
10-16-2009, 08:53 AM
I don't know. I'll ask my dad.
He's into chickens too?
ManuTP9
10-16-2009, 09:00 AM
Shit on her chest while she is asleep.
:lmao @ your avatar
The Reckoning
10-16-2009, 09:41 AM
giving her a sex toy
lefty
10-16-2009, 09:45 AM
Not shaving your balls.
Actually, that's not true
tlongIII
10-16-2009, 09:46 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-camel-sing-humps-song.jpg
Heath Ledger
10-16-2009, 12:19 PM
Tell her you want a threesome with her and her mome. True story...
kamikazi_player
10-16-2009, 12:36 PM
Telling her after sex that you had gonorrhea or herpes
Spurminator
10-16-2009, 12:38 PM
Introduce her to me.
Summers
10-16-2009, 12:41 PM
giving her a sex toy
?
The Reckoning
10-16-2009, 03:23 PM
?
finds out she no longer needs a man to be satisfied...
Ask her if she speaks Greek, and if she says no ask if her mother does?
CuckingFunt
10-16-2009, 03:27 PM
giving her a sex toy
You're doing it wrong.
Rip-Hamilton32
10-16-2009, 04:43 PM
have sex with her bestfriend
ShoogarBear
10-16-2009, 04:52 PM
have sex with her bestfriend
You're doing it wrong.
Alex Jones
10-16-2009, 06:18 PM
Have her heat a slice of pizza in the microwave.
Strange Love
10-16-2009, 06:24 PM
Tell her your dad looks like Ricky Ricardo.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/THUMB.jpg
JamStone
10-16-2009, 06:24 PM
Always telling her the truth.
xellos88330
10-16-2009, 06:25 PM
Using her back as a table while doing it doggy style watching a football game and then tell her to pass you the barbeque sauce.
Laker Lanny
10-16-2009, 06:29 PM
If all theses fail just PM Tpark.
Summers
10-16-2009, 06:29 PM
finds out she no longer needs a man to be satisfied...
Well, toys are awesome, but there's a lot of satisfaction in sharing your bed with another warm human being, in my opinion.
Have her heat a slice of pizza in the microwave.
:lol
The Reckoning
10-16-2009, 06:34 PM
Well, toys are awesome, but there's a lot of satisfaction in sharing your bed with another warm human being, in my opinion.
:lol
true that, but the title states a "hot chick" not "an attractive, affectionate woman looking for romance and companionship."
Summers
10-16-2009, 06:45 PM
true that, but the title states a "hot chick" not "an attractive, affectionate woman looking for romance and companionship."
Ah... point taken. :lol
DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-16-2009, 06:48 PM
finds out she no longer needs a man to be satisfied...
I'm pretty sure you just equated your ability to pleasure women to that of a sex toy.
The Reckoning
10-16-2009, 09:23 PM
I'm pretty sure you just equated your ability to pleasure women to that of a sex toy.
i try to set the bar high.
The Franchise
10-16-2009, 09:46 PM
Take a piss in her during sex.
PakiDan
10-16-2009, 10:00 PM
Have her heat a slice of pizza in the microwave.
Hahahaha!!!!! Nicely played!
mrsmaalox
10-17-2009, 12:43 AM
Take a piss in her during sex.
That would probably do it.
mouse
10-17-2009, 02:54 AM
Wake up....
For some reason this one made me :lmao
Thanks, that was the idea.
mouse
10-17-2009, 03:36 AM
Dude is that you in the avatar for realz?
Dude is that you in the avatar for realz?
Nah it's some tree hugging fag I found a picture of on the internet.
mouse
10-17-2009, 05:10 AM
Nah it's some tree hugging fag I found a picture of on the internet.
Was his father married to ...
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/PM5K-loves-Lucy4.jpg
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