Ways to lose a hot chick...

[DMX7]

I'll start, you keep them coming (no pun intended).

1.) Telling your girlfriend she should "go pro" after having just had sex.

[mouse]

Show her your post count .

[J.T.]

Farting

[J.T.]

Farting

while she's going down on you

[mouse]

Have sex with her father.

[Whisky Dog]

Acting like a needy pussy who doesn't lead and always looks to her to find out what you should do.

[BacktoBasics]

Hot chicks don't leave me.

[tlongIII]

I don't know. I'll ask my dad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Shit on her chest while she is asleep.

[tp2021]

I don't know. I'll ask my dad.

He's into chickens too?

[ManuTP9]

Shit on her chest while she is asleep.

:lmao @ your avatar

[The Reckoning]

giving her a sex toy

[lefty]

Not shaving your balls.



Actually, that's not true

[tlongIII]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-camel-sing-humps-song.jpg

[Heath Ledger]

Tell her you want a threesome with her and her mome. True story...

[kamikazi_player]

Telling her after sex that you had gonorrhea or herpes

[Spurminator]

Introduce her to me.

[Summers]

giving her a sex toy

?

[The Reckoning]

?


finds out she no longer needs a man to be satisfied...

[PM5K]

Ask her if she speaks Greek, and if she says no ask if her mother does?

[CuckingFunt]

giving her a sex toy

You're doing it wrong.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

have sex with her bestfriend

[ShoogarBear]

have sex with her bestfriend

You're doing it wrong.

[Alex Jones]

Have her heat a slice of pizza in the microwave.

[Strange Love]

Tell her your dad looks like Ricky Ricardo.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/THUMB.jpg

[JamStone]

Always telling her the truth.

[xellos88330]

Using her back as a table while doing it doggy style watching a football game and then tell her to pass you the barbeque sauce.

[Laker Lanny]

If all theses fail just PM Tpark.

[Summers]

finds out she no longer needs a man to be satisfied...

Well, toys are awesome, but there's a lot of satisfaction in sharing your bed with another warm human being, in my opinion.


Have her heat a slice of pizza in the microwave.

:lol

[The Reckoning]

Well, toys are awesome, but there's a lot of satisfaction in sharing your bed with another warm human being, in my opinion.



:lol


true that, but the title states a "hot chick" not "an attractive, affectionate woman looking for romance and companionship."

[Summers]

true that, but the title states a "hot chick" not "an attractive, affectionate woman looking for romance and companionship."

Ah... point taken. :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

finds out she no longer needs a man to be satisfied...


I'm pretty sure you just equated your ability to pleasure women to that of a sex toy.

[The Reckoning]

I'm pretty sure you just equated your ability to pleasure women to that of a sex toy.


i try to set the bar high.

[The Franchise]

Take a piss in her during sex.

[PakiDan]

Have her heat a slice of pizza in the microwave.

Hahahaha!!!!! Nicely played!

[mrsmaalox]

Take a piss in her during sex.

That would probably do it.

[PM5K]

Wake up....

[mouse]

Wake up....


For some reason this one made me :lmao

[PM5K]

Thanks, that was the idea.

[mouse]

Dude is that you in the avatar for realz?

[PM5K]

Dude is that you in the avatar for realz?

Nah it's some tree hugging fag I found a picture of on the internet.

[mouse]

Nah it's some tree hugging fag I found a picture of on the internet.

Was his father married to ...


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/PM5K-loves-Lucy4.jpg

[PM5K]

lol....