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Mr Hanky
04-15-2005, 03:14 AM
What skits made your top 15 favorite SNL list?

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you can post 5 at a time.

I loved the cow bell one, who was in that show?

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GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI
04-15-2005, 05:44 AM
cowbell = Christopher Walken

I gotta fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!!

GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI
04-15-2005, 05:51 AM
Favorite Skits
Wedding singer - Will Ferrell, Horatio sanz, Joshua Jackson
Brian Fellows - any of them
Van down by the river


A bunch i cant remember right now

ShoogarBear
04-15-2005, 07:58 AM
Eddie Murphy teaching Stevie Wonder how to sing like Stevie Wonder.
Robert De Niro talking about Homeland Security.
Cowbell.
John Belushi as Samurai Tailor.
Land Shark.

Eddie Murphy: "Images by Tyrone Green"
Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my land lord!

Guys in the men's room stalls singing "Under the Boardwalk", getting interrupted by someone taking a piss doing "The Message"

bigzak25
04-15-2005, 09:47 AM
the jeopardy ones with sean connery...

seriously, any sketch with sandler/farley and schneider is hilarious....

currently, fred armisen has some spanish variety show sketch that i think i very funny....


the restaurant ones where the waiters are serving pepper is funny....."you lika da pepper?"

go ahead and throw the shweady balls skit in there too.....

desflood
04-15-2005, 10:31 AM
Samuri Tailor
Unsafe Children's Christmas Presents (Akroyd)
Jim Carrey as the third Butabi Brother (did I spell that right)
Any Matt Foley sketch

SNL isn't the same anymore. Mad TV is much funnier now.

manustarting2gd
04-15-2005, 11:03 AM
#1 Mike Meyers as Simon. "Well you know my name is Simon, and I like to do drawrings. . .Chickeymonkeys, all of you. Were you looking at my bum?" Once Danny DeVito was his guest in the tub. Great one! Danny said, "Were you looking at my ass?" He would make fun of Simon's british pronunciation of tofu and oregano. He called Simon a limey freak.

#2 Toonces:
The Cat Who Could Drive a Car" (1988-93)

#3 The Church Lady.... "Who are you .. hmmmm... SATAN??!!"

#4 "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" - "As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!"




#5 Sprockets. Mike Myers as Dieter.. LOL.. just writing that made me laugh. "I'm happy as a little GIIIIIRL." "Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey."

samikeyp
04-15-2005, 11:04 AM
Matt Foley
any Nat X
Celebrity Jeopardy
Weekend Update w/Dennis Miller
Point/Counterpoint
the toy maker Dan Ackroyd played with all the toys that would hurt kids (Bag O' Glass)

samikeyp
04-15-2005, 11:05 AM
#1 Mike Meyers as Simon. "Well you know my name is Simon, and I like to do drawrings. . .Chickeymonkeys, all of you. Were you looking at my bum?" Once Danny DeVito was his guest in the tub. Great one! Danny said, "Were you looking at my ass?" He would make fun of Simon's british pronunciation of tofu and oregano. He called Simon a limey freak.

"were you looking at me bits and pieces?"

desflood
04-15-2005, 11:22 AM
"There's a radio in my fingernail... car!"

tlongII
04-15-2005, 11:52 AM
The Mexican Killer Bees - Buzzing Off

tlongII
04-15-2005, 11:53 AM
No fries. Chips!

ShoogarBear
04-15-2005, 12:14 PM
OMG, how could I forget . . .

the Ronco Bass-o-matic

http://www.fishingnotebook.com/fish/fff/images/bassomatic.jpg

also, Julia Child and "The Continental"

SpursWoman
04-15-2005, 12:28 PM
I loved the Coneheads...

Jack Handy

The Church Lady

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood

Mary Catherine Gallagher

The Night at the Roxberry skits...

The retarded cheerleaders were pretty funny too...

Taco
04-15-2005, 01:14 PM
Weekend Update:


Dan Aykroyd: Jane, you ignorant slut!

Taco
04-15-2005, 01:23 PM
Anything with Eddie Murphy
"Gumby," "Buckwheat," "Little Richard Simmons," "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood," "Velvet Jones...

Taco
04-15-2005, 01:26 PM
Gilda Radner:


Emily Littela: And in other news, there's too much violins on TV. There's too much violins on television. They should put the violins on at eleven after the kids are asleep.
Chevy Chase: Um, Emily, that's violence, not violins.
Emily Littela: Never mind.

nickbroken
04-16-2005, 06:54 PM
Mr. Bill was the one that got me going "Ooooh noooooo" *splat* :lol