Caption this: What did Shaq say?

[duncan228]

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[Chieflion]

First to five, bitch.

[Riverwalkman]

I can do it for LeBron, bitch.

[EJFischer]

Not a caption, but before tipoff Shaq and Tim had a long conversation at center court that involved a lot of laughing. Other players came up and the two of them distractedly handed out high fives without ever stopping chatting with one another.

[Chieflion]

I am spreading my Influenza A to you, bitch.

[AussieFanKurt]

Not a caption, but before tipoff Shaq and Tim had a long conversation at center court that involved a lot of laughing. Other players came up and the two of them distractedly handed out high fives without ever stopping chatting with one another.

you dont understand this dude

[BlackBellamy]

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Hey Tim, lean in real close I got a really important secret for you. OK, just a little closer... Buuuurrrp!

[EJFischer]

you dont understand this dude

I do, actually. That's why I noted that it wasn't a caption. But it does relate to the photo and I suspect may be of interest to some people on this forum.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

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Epic Nom in 3...2...1...

[#2!]

I thought I was gonna get to go against DeJuan.

[mudyez]

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Lets talk business! Here ist my proposal: my baskets count 4 points and I have 10 fouls to give!
What? Thats not "Shaq vs"?

[cherylsteele]

Shaq: Hey Tim, was that Matt Bonner that actually blocked one of my shots?
Tim: Yeppers
Shaq: Maybe I should have retired then, that should never have happened.

[Rummpd]

Dear Tim I know I have dissed you in the past but your still the baddest coolest and toughest opponent for me in the game and I respect the hell out of you.

[polandprzem]

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Shaq: Hey Fundamental you think they gonna come up with something good at spurstalk on this caption thread
Tim: Nahh, but it always nice to hug such a soft body like yours
Shaq: Thanks Tim. I just gonna hold you all game long so we could get the W

[KidCongo]

Hey Pop look, it's the hack-a-Duncan.

[ShoogarBear]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/2009-2010/10-16-096.jpg

Wanna see my Mike Tyson impression?

[Kool Bob Love]

First to five, bitch.

BEST one so far...:lol

[ElNono]

No more Kobe winning shit... it's either you or me... preferably me...

[Fabbs]

I'll have my Mom bake you up some brownies if you let me score on you.

[Cry Havoc]

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".... I want be on you."

[buttsR4rebounding]

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Shaq: You guarding me tonight?
Tim: No, Bonner says you're his bitch...

[raspsa]

.. Feel the power of the dark side.. join me and together we can rule the NBA..

[Flux451]

"aaaaahhhhh chooo!"

"heh, heh."

[alfahdlan]

Come on, guys. Let's not disrespect this two legends. They were just saying basketball as we come to know it now because of their love for the game. Let's just keep it that way. Title for 2010 rests on who deserves it most.

[anakha]

Come on, guys. Let's not disrespect this two legends. They were just saying basketball as we come to know it now because of their love for the game. Let's just keep it that way. Title for 2010 rests on who deserves it most.

You clearly don't quite get SpursTalk.

If your post count didn't make it obvious for everybody else, this post did.

[BlackBellamy]

Come on, guys. Let's not disrespect this two legends. They were just saying basketball as we come to know it now because of their love for the game. Let's just keep it that way. Title for 2010 rests on who deserves it most.

Really, it's not disrespectful. If anything, they are the organ grinders and we here at Spurstalk are their trained monkey. They do something, we (attempt to) make it funny. Maybe take a look around and read some other posts on the site to truly gather the general vibe?

[Summers]

Not a caption, but before tipoff Shaq and Tim had a long conversation at center court that involved a lot of laughing. Other players came up and the two of them distractedly handed out high fives without ever stopping chatting with one another.

That's cool. :)

[DynastyBuilder]

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Epic Nom in 3...2...1...

winner winner chicken dinner

[arodz]

Nah man, I ain't promising shit this time.

[coachtf]

That ain't nothing but an ultra perm!!!

Tim: Natural berries and juices

[Riverwalkman]

winner winner chicken dinner
Duncan has got a 21 right on his back.

[Manufan909]

".... I want be on you."

ftw

[lefty]

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"Timmy, Timmy!!! Blair is staring at my arms ! Protect me !!!! "

[Spursmania]

First to five, bitch.

Winner:lol