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Findog
10-19-2009, 02:14 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/BDL-s-2009-10-NBA-Preview-Dallas-Mavericks?urn=nba,195306

I'm not entirely sure why I like these Mavericks as much as I do. There's a very real chance the bottom falls out for this squad, that certain aspects of the team just fall flat, and that the squad barely musters a record above .500.

The team could tune out Rick Carlisle. Jason Kidd(notes), Dirk Nowitzki(notes), Erick Dampier(notes) and Shawn Marion could see age catch up to them. Jason Terry's(notes) hot-shooting ways could come to an end. Injuries could hit hard. The rotations just might not work. Josh Howard(notes) might not show up. The team just might not have it.

Or, everything could go perfectly, led by Carlisle. I guess I'm pretty smitten with the upside of this team, and I think you should be, too. No, I didn't bump their win projection into the high 50s, but I wouldn't be surprised if everything went perfectly. Wouldn't be surprised if everything fell apart, either, but I'm leaning closer to the one where the Mavs do exceedingly well in spite of advancing age.

Let's start at the end of the bench. Depth won't be as big a concern as it was last season, when the Mavs essentially went six deep. Even though the Mavericks lost Brandon Bass, won't see any of their draft picks contributing much and watched as Orlando matched their offer to sign Marcin Gortat(notes) (retaining the athletic pivotman), Dallas now boasts a cadre of sound contributors that can fill in various spots in a pinch.

Signing Quinton Ross, Ross' former teammate, James Singleton(notes), and (former teammates to half the NBA) Tim Thomas and Drew Gooden will help. Acquiring Marion and Kris Humphries will help as well. Only Ross can play shooting guard, still Dallas' biggest hole, but that's a position the Mavs were planning on filling by committee (with Howard, or with Kidd guarding off guards in a small lineup with Terry or Jose Barea).

Marion might not be much toward the end of his deal, and he's coming off the worst season of his career, but he's in a warm-and-fuzzy situation right now with a team that isn't dangling him and with a pass-first point looking to find him at any one of the three positions he can play.

Kidd? You'd have to consider his 40.6 percent mark from long range last year a fluke, but he can still get the job done effectively at point, even if his presence leaves Dallas' defense (just below average last year) in a bit of a pinch. Barea and Terry won't be much help here.

The solution? Listen to Carlisle, who is a fantastic coach, try to get the rotations right, hope Nowitzki (who wasn't as strong and potent as ever in 2008-09, but damn close) sustains his significant levels of production.

And keep on the lookout for teams that can't draw five figures worth of fans. Why?

Dallas has a massive trading chip in the (essentially) expiring contract of Erick Dampier. Damp makes a little over $12 million this year, but his $13 million contract for 2010-11 isn't guaranteed. So from now until draft day, essentially, the Mavs could ship Dampier for a high-stakes player or players from a team either looking to cut costs or clear cap room in anticipation for the free-agent class of 2010. Either way, the phones will be ringing, and the Mavericks cannot screw this up.

With all these players in their 30s and the Lakers showing no signs of falling back to earth, the Dampier trade just might be their best chance to give Nowitzki, Kidd and Marion the elusive championship they've been looking for.

Prediction: 52-30

— Kelly Dwyer

Can the Mavericks return to the level of legitimate contenders in the Western Conference with Erick Dampier at center?

Even though Jason Kidd is 36 years old heading into the season, the Mavericks still want to push the pace and get as many points as they can in transition. The problem is that in a would-be high-octane offense, Dampier might as well be a pair of training wheels on one of those Tour de France racing bicycles. He doesn't rebound enough to trigger the break and doesn't run the floor enough to be a finisher. What's more, despite his size, Dampier is not a shut-the-door defender in the paint. If there's a weakness in the Mavs' plan for a return to prominence in the west, this is it.

— Fran Blinebury, Yahoo! Sports 2009-10 NBA Preview magazine

• The Two Man Game: "The Mavs are blessed with all kinds of options. Against bigger teams with more traditional post threats, the Mavs can use a big lineup of Kidd-Howard-Marion-Dirk-Damp. When in need of more offense, they can sub out Damp for Gooden, or play Terry at the 2 and shift Dirk to the 5. If they're looking for all-out defense, Carlisle could theoretically trot out Kidd-Ross-Howard-Marion-Damp. And all of those lineups don't even mention point guards J.J. Barea and Rodrigue Beaubois, big man Kris Humphries, or resident gunner/headcase Tim Thomas. Most of the Mavericks can swing multiple positions, and that gives Rick Carlisle nothing but options." [more]

• Mavs Moneyball: "This team, while being more athletic, still has their issues; first and foremost defensive rebounding is a big area of concern. If the Mavericks cannot get better at keeping their opponent to one shot, this could singlehandedly crush their hopes of making a deep playoff push. [The] other glaring weakness is their perimeter defense. They must get better defensive guard play from Jason Kidd and Jason Terry [...] Both of these guys do great things for this team on the offensive end, but they need to step up to the challenge on the defensive end." [more]

• NBAMate: "I saw enough glimpses of [the Mavericks] last year to make me believe they can go deep in the playoffs, but let's not forget how bumpy the road was before they got there. The Mavs were brilliant over the final 10% of the season, but pretty woeful over the first 90%. Put some of that down to adjusting to Jason Kidd if you want, and there's no doubt a new point guard requires the longest period of adjustment of all positions. But now we're seeing even more shuffling of the lineup, and I expect this team to take a little while before we see their best. Of course, if things don't go according to plan, the Mavs might have a mid-season trade up their sleeves to catapult them amongst the title favorites. Nothing about this team smells of 'building for the future' or 'developing youth.' It's about getting a championship, now, before this Kidd-Dirk window closes." [more]

TrilliTrill, "Jason Terry"

There really couldn't be an easier choice for a team song than "Jason Terry" by TrilliTrill. Not only is he a player for the Mavericks, but the song isn't quite as good as its creator thinks it is. Sorry, Mark Cuban. Anyways, we eagerly await TrilliTrill's follow-up, "Walk Like a Nowitzki."

— Trey Kerby, The Blowtorch

The Mavericks have as impressive a collection of fantasy talent as any other team in the league. Nowitzki has been delivering top-10 fantasy seasons for almost a decade and is showing no signs of slowing down. He's as safe and reliable as you can get at seventh overall in standard leagues. Kidd is aging like fine wine, and his surplus counting stats make him the most valuable player that also happens to score less than 10 points per game. His 291 threes-plus-steals were the second-most in the league in 2008-09. Terry's ridiculous efficiency makes him a roto powerhouse that can often be had at a heavy discount. His current average draft position places him in the seventh round (80.6) despite a season rank of 20 last season.

Shawn Marion's impressive run as the No.1 player in fantasy ended as soon as he left the Phoenix system, but he's still "very good" and Dallas is an excellent spot for him. He'll run the break with Kidd and play off Dirk's perimeter game — don't be shy if he's there for you at the Round 3-4 turn. Josh Howard spent roughly five years as an "upside" pick, but much of the shine is off thanks to consistent injury concerns and the fact that he's actually 29 years old at this point. He's still recovering from off-season ankle and wrist surgeries and it's a guess as to if/when he'll be 100 percent. Drew Gooden will likely be productive enough to warrant a roster spot at various points of the season, but consistency figures to be elusive.

— Matt Buser, Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Basketball / BuserSports.com

Findog
10-19-2009, 02:14 PM
http://openvideo.dailymotion.com/video/x9yn49_mr-belvedere_shortfilms?from=rss

Findog
10-19-2009, 02:15 PM
I should enjoy watching Mr. Belvedere a lot, but I shouldn't have to masturbate at the end of every episode.

Findog
10-19-2009, 02:16 PM
I should want to cook Mr. Belvedere a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born into new worlds where is flesh becomes my key.

BlackBellamy
10-19-2009, 02:18 PM
You gotta trust Trillitrill. I mean, he's true and real all at once, TWICE!

Findog
10-19-2009, 02:24 PM
She's probably just a lesbo anyway.

monosylab1k
10-19-2009, 02:26 PM
Who'd win in a 3-way Royal Rumble between Mr. Belvedere, Tony Danza, and Charles In Charge?

Findog
10-19-2009, 02:27 PM
Who'd win in a 3-way Royal Rumble between Mr. Belvedere, Tony Danza, and Charles In Charge?

Danza was a boxer before he got into acting.

BlackBellamy
10-19-2009, 03:05 PM
Who'd win in a 3-way Royal Rumble between Mr. Belvedere, Tony Danza, and Charles In Charge?

Webster.

anakha
10-19-2009, 03:19 PM
Who'd win in a 3-way Royal Rumble between Mr. Belvedere, Tony Danza, and Charles In Charge?

V.I.C.I. would make a run-in and kick all of their asses.

da_suns_fan
10-19-2009, 03:34 PM
Webster.

:lol

Findog
10-19-2009, 03:35 PM
speaking of bad ABC sitcoms, has anybody ever caught Bob Saget's standup act? Danny Tanner works blue, very very blue...almost as if he's trying to overcompensate for Full House.

Findog
10-19-2009, 03:38 PM
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DPG21920
10-19-2009, 06:51 PM
Mavs are going to be damn good. People are wrongly sleeping on this team. Injuries can hurt them (like anyone else), but they have a unique roster. FTM.

Findog
10-19-2009, 07:03 PM
Mavs are going to be damn good. People are wrongly sleeping on this team. Injuries can hurt them (like anyone else), but they have a unique roster. FTM.

I'm cautiously optimistic. I think injuries are the only thing that can prevent them from getting a top four seed.

Findog
10-20-2009, 10:44 AM
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DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-20-2009, 11:39 AM
I think injuries are the only thing that can prevent them from getting a top four seed.


Agreed. This is mostly cause of the improvements they'll get from Nathan "Baby Shaq" Jawai at backup center.

Findog
10-20-2009, 12:04 PM
Agreed. This is mostly cause of the improvements they'll get from Nathan "Baby Shaq" Jawai at backup center.

I'm not sure he's even going to make the team. They have something like 16 guaranteed contracts, so once again, Cuban is going to have to eat sunk costs.

Findog
10-20-2009, 04:22 PM
Agreed. This is mostly cause of the improvements they'll get from Nathan "Baby Shaq" Jawai at backup center.

haha:

http://www.dallasbasketball.com/fullColumn.php?id=2144


The Mavs’ efforts to cut from their present total of 17 bodies down to the NBA max of 15 hasn’t yet resulted in the movement of Shawne Williams. Instead, Dallas has completed a trade involving Nathan Jawai.

Jawai, the 6-10, 280-pound center prospect from Australia who came to Dallas as a throw-in in the Shawn Marion trade, has been shipped to Minnesota in exchange for a future second-round pick.

Jawai played in just one preseason game for the Mavs, contributing two points and two assists in an eight-minute appearance against Detroit on Oct. 15.

The departure of Jawai leaves Dallas as 16. The deadline is next Monday, and the club is hoping to pull off another trade that would relieve itself of the persona non grata Williams and his $2.4 million deal. If Williams can be shipped out for something besides a player, non-guaranteed camp invitee Jake Voskuhl has a chance to stick as a backup center and as the 15th man.

Findog
10-21-2009, 12:18 PM
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09294/1007101-275.stm


Never one to shy away from giving his opinion on controversial subjects, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said steroids could be used to help athletes recover from injuries as long as they are prescribed by doctors and that it could be proved there would be no long-term damage.

At a University of Pittsburgh forum yesterday, the Pittsburgh native responded to a question about the 10-game suspension of Orlando's Rashard Lewis during last season's NBA playoffs.

"I'll get killed for saying this," Cuban replied, "but I'm not so against steroids if they're administered under proper supervision and there is no long-term damage."

He said that steroids, which are banned by all the major sports and are also illegal to possess without a doctor's prescription, may benefit those recovering from surgery.

Cuban said he hoped his comments would initiate a conversation on a topic that is considered radioactive. If the proper medical criteria are met, he added, "why wouldn't we" use them for medical reasons.

"If somebody thinks it's controversial, fine. To me, it's just common sense," he said. "I'm sure I'll hear about it [today] that 'Cuban is for Steroids.' "

Cuban added that he did not think there is widespread use of steroids in the NBA, which like all the major sports, provides for suspensions following a positive test. In recent years, as big-name athletes have been suspended and/or associated with steroid use, performance-enhancing drugs have been the subject of congressional hearings. But steroids prescribed by doctors have also been used legally in anti-aging therapies.

Cuban, a former Pitt student who became a billionaire through Internet-related business dealings, spoke to several hundred students and answered questions for about an hour at the William Pitt Union on campus. His NBA team was in town to play the Cleveland Cavaliers in a preseason game at the Petersen Events Center.

Wearing a Pitt basketball shirt, Cuban asked and answered the first question because it is the one he is always asked when he returns to his hometown.

"No, I'm not buying the Pirates," he said. "I tried. [It's] not going to happen. We'll leave it at that."

Later, while speaking to reporters, Cuban said he still remembers Sid Bream sliding home with the winning run that kept the Pirates out of the 1992 World Series, and he admitted his frustration with the record 17 losing seasons that have followed.

"I'm as disappointed as everybody else. It's frustrating as can be," he said. But he added that he is still a fan of the Pirates and would still support them.

Questions posed to him by students ranged from the $1.5 million he has been fined by NBA commissioner David Stern to his appearance on "Dancing With The Stars" to his days at Pitt.

He called his fines for criticizing NBA officiating "money well spent" because they led to changes that improved the league.

Cuban was introduced by Pitt basketball coach Jamie Dixon and was given a Pitt jersey, an Oakland Zoo T-shirt and a Primanti Brothers sandwich.

Findog
10-21-2009, 08:16 PM
Agreed. This is mostly cause of the improvements they'll get from Nathan "Baby Shaq" Jawai at backup center.

The Mavs are like a cum-stained mattress. Not always the prettiest sight, but you shouldn't sleep on them

Ghazi
10-21-2009, 10:02 PM
The Mavs are like a cum-stained mattress. Not always the prettiest sight, but you shouldn't sleep on them

:lol

cobbler
10-21-2009, 10:33 PM
Nobody takes the Mav's seriously. You could go into a full REM dream state much less sleep on them. They will fold as they always do.

dirk4mvp
10-21-2009, 11:30 PM
awesome take laker fan! When I log onto Spurstalk, I usually can't wait to see what riveting posts cobbler has to offer.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-21-2009, 11:39 PM
awesome take laker fan! When I log onto Spurstalk, I usually can't wait to see what riveting posts cobbler has to offer.


:lmao

mystargtr34
10-21-2009, 11:46 PM
The Mavs are like a cum-stained mattress. Not always the prettiest sight, but you shouldn't sleep on them

Lol

cobbler
10-21-2009, 11:51 PM
awesome take laker fan! When I log onto Spurstalk, I usually can't wait to see what riveting posts cobbler has to offer.

Just speaking the truth as reinforced by the Mavs inability to record not a single championship in their entire 28 year history. Why would any contender take them seriously? Especially Lakers fans whose team OWNS them.

When I log on, I don't even have the slightest thought to see any posts by dirk4mvp as they are irrelevent and most often ignorant. But thanks for keeping me in mind. :lmao

dirk4mvp
10-21-2009, 11:56 PM
I think every poster who frequents the nba forum has the threads cobbler posts in bookmarked so as to not miss some of his wisdom he lets us know of. Cuz I mean it's not like cobbler is the only poster in the nba forum who manages to get owned by tlong or anything.

cobbler
10-21-2009, 11:59 PM
I think every poster who frequents the nba forum has the threads cobbler posts in bookmarked so as to not miss some of his wisdom he lets us know of. Cuz I mean it's not like cobbler is the only poster in the nba forum who manages to get owned by tlong or anything.

Is that really the best you can come up with? Really?

Pathetic. :bang

dirk4mvp
10-21-2009, 11:59 PM
So you're saying tlong hasn't had his way with you, even when it's clear he has?

My post obviously got to you seeing as how you decided to start quoting my posts in other threads trying to make lame crayon funnies.

Unforgivable
10-22-2009, 12:02 AM
Is that really the best you can come up with? Really?

Pathetic. :bang


You're pathetic you bitch made Laker cum guzzler. All you ever post is how awesome the Lakers are and how the other teams aren't relevant. Try to contribute a little bit pussy.

cobbler
10-22-2009, 12:04 AM
So you're saying tlong hasn't had his way with you, even when it's clear he has?

My post obviously got to you seeing as how you decided to start quoting my posts in other threads trying to make lame crayon funnies.

Only interaction i have ever had with Tlong was offering a bet that the Lakers would go further than the Blazers and having him puss out on it. I would love for you to show me where he owned me or had his way.

cobbler
10-22-2009, 12:06 AM
You're pathetic you bitch made Laker cum guzzler. All you ever post is how awesome the Lakers are and how the other teams aren't relevant. Try to contribute a little bit pussy.

Well, the Laker ARE awesome. And other than the Celts, Spurs, Cav's, and possibly the Magic... the other are irrelevent. Go figure.

I certainly don't have to call a person a bitch and cum guzzler to be noticed. I can just call you a moron and get your dander up. :lmao

Unforgivable
10-22-2009, 12:09 AM
Well, the Laker ARE awesome. And other than the Celts, Spurs, Cav's, and possibly the Magic... the other are irrelevent. Go figure.


Damn nigga how stupid are you? I spell out the word irrelevant and you still spell it wrong.

cobbler
10-22-2009, 12:11 AM
Damn nigga how stupid are you? I spell out the word irrelevant and you still spell it wrong.

Ouuuuuuch.... the ole spelling diss with the obligatory "nigga" distinction. I'm so hurt. Maybe you should make the font larger insted of just bolding for more emphasis.

Unforgivable
10-22-2009, 12:17 AM
Ouuuuuuch.... the ole spelling diss with the obligatory "nigga" distinction. I'm so hurt. Maybe you should make the font larger insted of just bolding for more emphasis.


Nigga gettin pissed off, child please.

Findog
10-22-2009, 12:47 AM
Just speaking the truth as reinforced by the Mavs inability to record not a single championship in their entire 28 year history. Why would any contender take them seriously? Especially Lakers fans whose team OWNS them.

When I log on, I don't even have the slightest thought to see any posts by dirk4mvp as they are irrelevent and most often ignorant. But thanks for keeping me in mind. :lmao

Yeah, this guy is a Laker fan.

Findog
10-22-2009, 09:49 AM
George Brett has a story to tell:

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Findog
10-23-2009, 03:40 PM
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/The_Baseline/entry/view/40033/nba_countdown_no._5_dallas_mavericks

Leading into the Oct. 27 season openers, Sporting News will preview each of the NBA teams, counting backward from its Sept. 25 Power Poll. For more great NBA content, order your copy of our Pro Basketball yearbook, or pick one up at a newsstand today.

By Fran Blinebury
Sporting News Yearbooks

If the Dallas Mavericks take the floor on opening night with a new look, maybe that's the result of a touch of Grecian Formula in their temples.

Will Modern Maturity magazine become a staple of their locker-room reading? Will they be mixing lots of bran flakes into their diet?

No, they're hardly a collection of limping codgers on their last legs. But the Mavericks did spend the summer getting older (and hopefully wiser) with a plan that doesn't look further into the future than next spring and the playoffs.

The Mavericks are all about right now. They are a team of the present.

"These guys know how to win," said Donnie Nelson, the Mavs' president of basketball operations.

"These guys" are the newly acquired Shawn Marion, 31, who'll play small forward opposite 31-year-old Dirk Nowitzki. Jason Terry is 32, and point guard Jason Kidd (who re-signed in the offseason) is 36.

"We call it ‘experience,'" Nelson said. "These guys have been down in the trenches and been through everything in the playoffs. And we really want to make the most of this window of opportunity."

It is a window the Mavs view as wide-open for the next two peak-performing seasons that Nowitzki is under contract. So with their fast finish last season-which included a first-round playoff win over the Spurs-fresh in their minds, it made perfect sense for the Mavericks to stack up their poker chips and go "all in" by trading for Marion.

The Mavericks did strike out in their bid to land free-agent center Marcin Gortat off the Orlando roster. When the Magic matched the offer sheet, it threw a wrench into plans to unload the last two years and $23 million of Erick Dampier's contract. Dampier, of course, has his moments when he piles up points in bunches by cleaning up all of the garbage around the hoop. Rarely, though, is he an offensive threat.

After losing free agent Brandon Bass to Orlando, the Mavs came back and signed veteran Drew Gooden to a one-year deal for roughly $4.5 million. Gooden, 28, can still provide quality minutes off the bench and get points and rebounds.

The new energy injection this season should be from Marion, who gives the Mavs a hard-nosed, versatile defender at small forward. Marion doesn't have the picture-perfect stroke that the Mavs might wish for on the wing, but his odd-looking jumper goes in enough times from behind the 3-point line to keep opponents honest. He is also an excellent rebounder who can get the ball off the glass and into Kidd's hands to ignite the fast break.

Marion could fit into a reconfigured lineup with Josh Howard at shooting guard, giving the Mavs plenty of length to go around Nowitzki and Kidd.

After landing Marion, Dallas wasted no time in signing him to a five-year, $39 million contract. It's the kind of move that could come back to haunt the Mavericks a few seasons down the line. But the last thing on their minds right now is the future.

In a Western Conference where the arms race continues to escalate, the Mavs are older, wiser and figure they have reloaded enough to do battle in the here and now.

Fast Facts:
2008-09 record: 50-32
Last playoff: 2009 (lost in conference semifinal)
Coach: Rick Carlisle

Burning question
What does Jason Kidd have left in the tank?
The Mavericks were active on the market this season, adding Shawn Marion and Drew Gooden, among others. And Dirk Nowtizki, even at 31, is still at the top of his game. But the team's success likely rests with the performance of its point guard, Jason Kidd, who turns 37 in March and had the lowest scoring production of his career last year, at 9.0 points per game. He's still a top-notch playmaker, though, and if he can continue to set up the many weapons on the roster, the Mavericks have a shot at contending.
- Sean Deveney

View from the other bench
(an opponent breaks down the Mavs)
"It took them a while last season to adjust to the change in head coaches from Avery Johnson to Rick Carlisle. But now everybody seems to be on the same page and they have their swagger back. As long as (Shawn) Marion doesn't show any signs of breaking down physically, they're a team that should be able to get out and run for easy baskets and put up plenty of points. Aside from the question about Marion at (age) 31, they've got to hope that Josh Howard is willing to make any adjustments in his game to accommodate a new offensive weapon."

Rookie to watch: G Rodrigue Beaubois
The 21-year-old Frenchman is a long-armed, athletic playmaker with a 40-inch vertical leap. Beaubois has played professionally the last three seasons in the French league, and the Mavericks' front office is high on his potential.

Inside the numbers
40.6: Three-point shooting percentage for Jason Kidd last season, highest on the team and a career best for the 15-year veteran.
19.6: Scoring average off the bench for Sixth Man of the Year Jason Terry last season, the highest by a qualifying player since Thurl Bailey's record of 20.4 points per game in 1987-88.
37.9: Points per game by Dallas' bench in 2008-09, most in the league. The Mavs' starters averaged 63.8 points, fewest in the league.

Additions: Quinton Ross, G/F (Memphis), Tim Thomas, F (Chicago), Shawn Marion, F (trade, Toronto), Kris Humphries, F (trade, Toronto), Drew Gooden, F (San Antonio)
Subtractions: Brandon Bass, F (Orlando), Jerry Stackhouse, G (trade, Memphis), Antoine Wright, G/F (trade, Toronto), Devean George, G/F (trade, Toronto), Ryan Hollins, C (Minnesota), Nathan Jawai, F (trade, Minnesota)

Findog
10-23-2009, 03:40 PM
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/The_Baseline/entry/view/40024/the_baseline_sees_all_dallas_mavericks

lsewhere in our web of basketball knowledge, you'll find comprehensive team previews by experts intimately acquainted with what makes these NBA teams tick, where they've been, and what might be next for them. So why another set of previews? Because sometimes, it's worth listening to your crazy uncle about that broken leg before you take a second trip to the doctor's office.

The Mavs just might be the biggest question mark of 2009-10. Consider the following:

Jason Kidd just gets older and older. Shawn Marion, the new addition, might have been exposed by leaving Phoenix, or also could be showing the effects of aging. Josh Howard is one of those "when he plays well, they win" guys, but has been dinged up or otherwise compromised for what seems like ages. Dirk Nowitzki should be on the MVP radar every year, and yet can't go at it alone like James or Wade can. Jason Terry seems to have been around forever. Oh, and their center is Drew Gooden.

Or then, there's the other version.

Kidd has proven himself endlessly resourceful when it comes to staying effective despite his age; Marion may have lost a step, but he's back with an elite PG (sorry, Jose) on a legit team that should be pushing the tempo; Howard's run of bad luck and judgment has to end at some point; Dirk is a weapon unlike any other in the league, especially when a coach isn't obsessed with his height; Terry shows no signs of slowing down or letting up; and Gooden has proven himself a perfectly respectable rebounder and defender, and putting him in the middle allows the team to operate more fluidly than ever.

It's kind of like their unexpectedly strong showing in last year's playoffs. They shocked the Spurs, who just happened to be down one Manu. But still, the Mavs, who had been remarkably mediocre during much of the year, trampled a team known for solving the seemingly insolvable. Then were the Nuggets, the hottest team in the league and just maybe a threat to the Lakers. The Mavericks got bounced in five games, but put up a fight—most games were close, one only went to the Nuggets because of a botched call, and Dallas showed a toughness that they've historically lacked.

Where did that leave them? I have no idea, but the overall feeling was a good one, which is generally how I see them heading into this season. They're not contenders—at least I don't think they are—and I'd still place the Nuggets well ahead of them. But really, anything between "league's best record" and the lottery wouldn't surprise me. I would almost say that makes them exciting and unpredictable, if they weren't so old. Then again, they're likely to be somewhat exciting and unpredictable on the floor. But still old.

What do you think?

Most Likely Breakout: Hard to say, on a team that so, um, familiar. Jose Juan Barea showed during last year's playoffs that, at least on offense, he can make an impact from either guard slot. Matt Carroll, acquired from Charlotte, has played some great ball in spurts in games that didn't matter. Rookie speedster Rodrigue Beaubois is, on pure physical tools alone, one of the most intriguing rookies from this past draft. Barea or Carroll could become a secondary scoring threat off the bench after Terry, but that veteran core is going to keep either one from suddenly ascending. Beaubois just won't get a chance, unless things go seriously awry and the team's left scrambling for answers. Anything could happen!

Most Likely Letdown: Kidd, Marion or anyone else looking old doesn't count. Death happens. All eyes are on Drew Gooden, one of Jerry West's few missteps as a GM, to prove he can actually work as the team's big man of choice. Otherwise, we're back to Dampier, and Marcin Gortat turns into the one that got away. Gooden's been a disappointment and redeemed himself to become a valuable role player. Now at another crucial juncture, he's trying to make a switch that puts him in a position to fail, even if no one's expecting him to star.

Blog superstar: Wouldn't you like to know what Tim Thomas has been thinking all these years? I'd say they should trade for Larry Hughes and include him on there, but Hughes has that whole pathos thing going.

Signature game: The last one they lose.

Why else you should care: Critical mass of big names, boom/bust potential and pleasant memories you wouldn't mind warming over one more time.