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jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 09:48 AM
I love all the fucking tits & ass in ur sigs but it has gotten so common that it makes it hard to view these fucking forums from work. Since I interact on this forum at work mostly, you bitches just got me in trouble with this shit. Now this chick I work with thinks I'm some porn addict, going to porn sites at fucking work. Must you post that shit after every god damn post??

Don't get me wrong, I love me some hot ladies.. but this site is becoming NSFW!!

You bitches!! I better not get disceplinary action cuz of you horny toads!
How you supposed to work all day poppin boners anyway?? God damn you dipshits! Just open up another tab and view your porn! It's like mission impossible trying to view this shit nowadays!

Bitches!!!

z0sa
10-20-2009, 09:50 AM
turn off sigs bitch, and arrange your cubicle differently loser

21_Blessings
10-20-2009, 09:50 AM
Get a new job then. You can't clean bathrooms forever.

jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 09:51 AM
Get a new job then. You can't clean bathrooms forever.

And you can't be unemployed forever dumb fuck

jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 09:52 AM
turn off sigs bitch, and arrange your cubicle differently loser

oh yeah.. I'm not a computer nerd, this slipped past me.. thanks

Muser
10-20-2009, 09:56 AM
Your display picture and this thread is very ironic.

jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 10:00 AM
Your display picture and this thread is very ironic.

I know bro... but its so tiny...haha.. I actually think its kinda funny!! I knew i would get busted one these times

DAF86
10-20-2009, 10:02 AM
You had it coming

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/805247211.jpg

DAF86
10-20-2009, 10:06 AM
http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/79-t54929-_altapendeja-com-ar1.jpg
http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/50862931-t25831-_altapendeja-com-ar.jpg
http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/70-t27597-_altapendeja-com-ar2.jpg

z0sa
10-20-2009, 10:08 AM
oh yeah.. I'm not a computer nerd, this slipped past me.. thanks

I'm in a corner of the back wall - best spot in the room.

Allanon
10-20-2009, 10:17 AM
Now this chick I work with thinks I'm some porn addict, going to porn sites at fucking work. Must you post that shit after every god damn post??


Just call her over to your cubicle and tell her you're gay....

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/tephies/Men/m17.gif

sonic21
10-20-2009, 10:19 AM
Usted haces tener fin para los pics, DAF. ^

Rogue? why aren't you posting with your original username?

ginobili's bald spot
10-20-2009, 10:20 AM
I have no idea what titties you are talking about.

picc84
10-20-2009, 10:21 AM
I forgot to switch off my screen one time and there was a half naked chick bending over in someones signature. My manager (female) came by to drop off some work, saw it, and smacked me upside the head with a manila folder. Luckily she's pretty cool so thats all that happened.

Thats when I learned to turn sigs off.

DAF86
10-20-2009, 10:25 AM
I have no idea what titties you are talking about.

Your former sig was way better.

ginobili's bald spot
10-20-2009, 10:29 AM
Your former sig was way better.

I thought you didn't like it because she was too young? Besides this one shows way more tetas.

Culburn369
10-20-2009, 10:30 AM
http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/noeliaculo.jpg

The strip is easily overlooked but actually existing there around her waist, which indicates she isn't thoroughly naked.

...which does nothing but further intrigue Culburn. Aside from the gigantic watch I love this picture. It's my favorite, followed by the one of the white chick dancing in the pink outfit.

z0sa
10-20-2009, 10:31 AM
Your former sig was way better.

Just because those were so amazing tits... the current chick is way hotter.

DAF86
10-20-2009, 10:32 AM
I thought you didn't like it because she was too young? Besides this one shows way more tetas.

I said I loved it, didn't I? and not everything is about the body I liked that girl's face.

ginobili's bald spot
10-20-2009, 10:33 AM
I said I loved it, didn't I? and not everything is about the body I liked that girl's face.

No arguments from me. That girl is one of my favorites.

DAF86
10-20-2009, 10:34 AM
...which does nothing but further intrigue Culburn. Aside from the gigantic watch I love this picture. It's my favorite, followed by the one of the white chick dancing in the pink outfit.

Can you bealive that some in here thought the girl in that photo was a dude?

z0sa
10-20-2009, 10:34 AM
No arguments from me. That girl is one of my favorites.

Has reynaldo balkman spammed your inbox yet :lol

Culburn369
10-20-2009, 10:38 AM
Can you bealive that some in here thought the girl in this photo was a dude?

First day here it would have shocked me. 4 months later it doesn't. There is so much latent homosexuality & benign curiosity goin' on in here it's absolutely adorable. The detailed descriptions of homosexual positions & acts by Jazzy alone are a riot.

ginobili's bald spot
10-20-2009, 10:42 AM
Has reynaldo balkman spammed your inbox yet :lol

:lol No. Maybe he's been spending his time talking to real girls now.



EDIT: nevermind he's doing this with his time http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131412

jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 10:44 AM
I forgot to switch off my screen one time and there was a half naked chick bending over in someones signature. My manager (female) came by to drop off some work, saw it, and smacked me upside the head with a manila folder. Luckily she's pretty cool so thats all that happened.

Thats when I learned to turn sigs off.

:lmao That is kind of the same thing that happened to me. Except I work in a pathology lab so I don't have cubicles, I have my own bench with 3 computers and testing intruments.. I'm usually by myself so its usually all good, she just surprised me that time..LoL Don't want to hurt my chances of getting into med school by getting canned.. LoL

Culburn369
10-20-2009, 10:52 AM
I'm absolutely amazed how cavalier & reckless you guys are with your employment & workplace. This will fall on deaf ears and a host of guffaws and such, but, you're flirting with disaster by surfing pornography on company computers. Especially in this depressed economy. In right to work states you're being irresponsible and negligent beyond reason.

balli
10-20-2009, 10:54 AM
I'm usually by myself so its usually all good, she just surprised me that time..LoL Don't want to hurt my chances of getting into med school by getting canned.. LoL
You live in Salt Lake? I know how hard the job search can be, so if you get fired on account of Spurstalk and all your med school dreams burn into thin air, I'll graciously give you 30 bucks a week to clean my kitchen and bathroom. As long as you don't use my computer to look at more porn.

JJ Hickson
10-20-2009, 10:57 AM
I'll graciously give you 30 bucks a week to clean my kitchen and bathroom. As long as you don't use my computer to look at more porn.

Why not just have one of your sisterwives do it?

jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 10:57 AM
First day here it would have shocked me. 4 months later it doesn't. There is so much latent homosexuality & benign curiosity goin' on in here it's absolutely adorable. The detailed descriptions of homosexual positions & acts by Jazzy alone are a riot.

Dude I fucking don't post for 2 weeks and your still fuckin dreamin about me you old bastard.

Culburn369
10-20-2009, 11:00 AM
Dude I fucking don't post for 2 weeks and your still fuckin dreamin about me you old bastard.


lol! Seriously though, Jazzy, yer a delight. Don't fret, yer a young guy, it's normal.

Spursmania
10-20-2009, 11:01 AM
The desperate forum...:lmao:lmao

I have my sigs off, you all just don't get shit at home:lol

jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 11:02 AM
You live in Salt Lake? I know how hard the job search can be, so if you get fired on account of Spurstalk and all your med school dreams burn into thin air, I'll graciously give you 30 bucks a week to clean my kitchen and bathroom. As long as you don't use my computer to look at more porn.

:rollin Dude, the point im making is i dont get on spurstalk to look at porn!! But its a porn-themed forum nowadays!!

just wait.. pretty soon culburn will spam this forum with naked dudes in his sigs! he's just waiting til we all accept his alternate lifestyle.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-20-2009, 11:03 AM
pretty soon culburn will spam this forum with naked dudes in his sigs!


The hilarious part of that is he's actually gotten a forum shut down in the past spamming it with gruesome pictures of gay porn (I'm not kidding).

Culburn369
10-20-2009, 11:05 AM
The desperate forum...:lmao:lmao

I have my sigs off, you all just don't get shit at home

But, there is nothing better to ruminate over than strange wool. Sure, it never/hardly/once in a blue moon catches or matches the rumination, but, it does not stop one from repeating the act of rumination again & again......& again.

Culburn369
10-20-2009, 11:07 AM
The hilarious part of that is he's actually gotten a forum shut down in the past spamming it with gruesome pictures of gay porn (I'm not kidding).

It wasn't gay porn, DUNCAN. It was a medical picture of guy's wee'wee engulfed in syphilitic pathology. The other was a medical picture of a guy's lunch bucket encased in cottage cheese from AID's.

DAF86
10-20-2009, 11:11 AM
Too many words and not enough photos in this thread, little dissapointed I have to say.

jazzypimp
10-20-2009, 11:17 AM
It wasn't gay porn, DUNCAN. It was a medical picture of guy's wee'wee engulfed in syphilitic pathology. The other was a medical picture of a guy's lunch bucket encased in cottage cheese from AID's.

Dude.. I bet it was you so called wee'wee.. come clean culbs.. you just wanted to see if there was a dude that would except you for you and when there wasn't, you pawned it off on some medical bullshit..

either way, sounds disgusting

Culburn369
10-20-2009, 11:22 AM
Dude.. I bet it was you so called wee'wee.. come clean culbs.. you just wanted to see if there was a dude that would except you for you and when there wasn't, you pawned it off on some medical bullshit..

either way, sounds disgusting

I think you doth protest too much, Jazzy. That's what methinks.

tee, hee.

alamo50
10-20-2009, 11:58 AM
:lol

Girasuck
10-20-2009, 01:25 PM
HAHAHA!!

My wife just walked by and asked me..."What the hell are you looking at". If I scroll too fast sometimes my comp will freeze up for a couple seconds. It froze on the pic of the girl bending over.

DAF86
10-20-2009, 01:29 PM
People trying to blame my sig for their inability to keep a job or a marriage.

Allanon
10-20-2009, 01:32 PM
People trying to blame my sig for their inability to keep a job or a marriage.

F*kn' Daf is ruining lives and shit.

TheMACHINE
10-20-2009, 01:32 PM
I have no idea what titties you are talking about.

whos that chick anyways?

picc84
10-20-2009, 01:47 PM
HAHAHA!!

My wife just walked by and asked me..."What the hell are you looking at". If I scroll too fast sometimes my comp will freeze up for a couple seconds. It froze on the pic of the girl bending over.

Should have said 'you in about 5 seconds' and then had your way with her. Subject changed.

IronMexican
10-20-2009, 01:48 PM
hahaha!!

One of my wives just walked by and asked me..."what the hell are you looking at". If i scroll too fast sometimes my comp will freeze up for a couple seconds. It froze on the pic of the girl bending over.

fify

lefty
10-20-2009, 02:45 PM
Thanks to whoever started this thread

I just creamed my pants in front of everybody at work

:flipoff

ginobili's bald spot
10-20-2009, 08:34 PM
LOL es diversion para hablar extranjero idiomas.

Good idea trying other languages Rogue. Because you suck at speaking English.

iggypop123
10-20-2009, 09:00 PM
ill screw you over more: enjoy trying to scroll down this fast

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2233/2220153046_52db752ed7_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3546/3645522597_e58c87881b_o.jpg

SpursNextRomanEmpire
10-20-2009, 09:57 PM
I love all the fucking tits & ass in ur sigs but it has gotten so common that it makes it hard to view these fucking forums from work. Since I interact on this forum at work mostly, you bitches just got me in trouble with this shit. Now this chick I work with thinks I'm some porn addict, going to porn sites at fucking work. Must you post that shit after every god damn post??

Don't get me wrong, I love me some hot ladies.. but this site is becoming NSFW!!

You bitches!! I better not get disceplinary action cuz of you horny toads!
How you supposed to work all day poppin boners anyway?? God damn you dipshits! Just open up another tab and view your porn! It's like mission impossible trying to view this shit nowadays!

Bitches!!!

wow that had to be the funniest thing I have ever read.. sorry that you got in trouble though

exstatic
10-20-2009, 10:44 PM
:lmao They don't have to see you browsing it. Every time you load a forum thread, it's as if you're downloading every sig picture to your HD, because, well, YOU ARE. They're going into your temporary internet cache files. You can delete them, but you can't cover your tracks. I'm sure your network folks track and log all file transactions. Any IT department worth it's salt does.

The only way to be truly SFW is to turn off sigs so the pics don't load.

NRHector
10-20-2009, 11:00 PM
I don't mind I wish there was more:toast

TDMVPDPOY
10-21-2009, 01:08 AM
lets continue

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/jatexeira/gifs/booty.gif

Manufan909
10-21-2009, 01:11 AM
lets continue

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/jatexeira/gifs/booty.gif

That's actually just creepy.

DAF86
10-21-2009, 01:17 AM
That's actually just creepy.

That's actually just gay.

TDMVPDPOY
10-21-2009, 01:21 AM
That's actually just gay.
just for you
http://i44.tinypic.com/30cvbir.gif

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd264/thebitterlegion/Macros/Gifs/prince.gif

DAF86
10-21-2009, 01:22 AM
just for you
http://i44.tinypic.com/30cvbir.gif

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd264/thebitterlegion/Macros/Gifs/prince.gif

I was refering to Manufan909 comment, but I'm sure some in here will apreciate the fact that you spend some time looking for these.

TDMVPDPOY
10-21-2009, 01:34 AM
I was refering to Manufan909 comment, but I'm sure some in here will apreciate the fact that you spend some time looking for these.

theres nothing much else todo man
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/29/l_9c2098bf410d45aea55b10b15172f241.gif

iggypop123
10-21-2009, 02:01 AM
http://www.fighthype.com/images/onions/bounce1.gif
http://shiyanthegreat.com/chicks/albums/chicks/gifs/bounce.gif

iggypop123
10-21-2009, 02:03 AM
http://shiyanthegreat.com/chicks/albums/chicks/gifs/eva_longoriatongue_1.gif
http://shiyanthegreat.com/chicks/albums/chicks/gifs/JBiel1sm.gif

Allanon
10-21-2009, 02:52 AM
http://shiyanthegreat.com/chicks/albums/chicks/gifs/eva_longoriatongue_1.gif

:lol

TDMVPDPOY
10-21-2009, 03:48 AM
my fav, jen hawkins....miss universe a few years ago
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/36/us1aj.gif

AussieFanKurt
10-21-2009, 07:04 AM
haha some nice pics popping up here