tax day haiku

[haiku guru]

blame the IRS!
take my money every year...
why should i pay it?

damn you uncle sam!
why must i pay for paved roads?
shouldn't they be free?

i should pay soldiers?
just because they die for me
and protect loved ones?

to live in a land
where i can live how i choose
and choose how i live

how much is that worth?
how much is a blessed life worth?
what would it sell for?

i guess i will pay...
for freedom and liberty,
this is a small price

[Cant_Be_Faded]

thats good
haikus are the shit
i wrote one about the spurs before this season:


We can't be faded;
Duncan will not be contained.
Path to the third reign.

lol

[bigzak25]

haiku's really suck
pretty easy to write though
but they still suck balls

[bigzak25]

stop posting crap guys
kori does not like it much
keep it in one thread



man this is great... :smokin

[Shelly]

My son cut the cheese
All the plants in my house died
Now he sleeps outside

[bigzak25]

shelly is older
but that is not a bad thing
she is still a MILF.


shelly's sons butts stink
please do not feed them junk food
open damn window

[Shelly]

:lol

Duff makes me older
I lie about my age now
One foot in the grave

And on the subject of tax.....

I sent 1099s
IRS rejected them
Said I sent test file

Files need to be fixed
Don't know how to do this, yo
Will get penalty

[pseudofan]

tax time is greatness
if you know how to cheat sam
you come out ahead!

:smokin

[Kori Ellis]

What? It is tax day?
Just kidding. I really knew.
We did extension.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

stop posting crap guys
kori does not like it much
keep it in one thread



man this is great... :smokin


i'm not in league with haiku guru

it was only by chance that he posted 'crap' and i replied with a haiku that i really did write prior to this season, in fact its been on my fridge all season long

[timvp]

sequ go to jail
sequ make pretty cell mate
can not play golf now

[Shelly]

Nordstrom opens soon
Will buy a lot of new things
Husband will pay bill

[bigzak25]

come buy a cheesesteak
also have great rides for you
cheesesteak is real good

[Cant_Be_Faded]

hiaku's are easy to write, but that doesnt take away from the potential for them to be good

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Kori went Awol
on my friends and i today
but its still all good

[bigzak25]

good point faded....i stand corrected...i am havin fun. thanks.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

only big zak knew
what the word chode really meant
timvp did not

[Cant_Be_Faded]

hey big zak who is that picture of in your avatar?

[Kori Ellis]

Kori went Awol
on my friends and i today
but its still all good

You were almost all banned this morning, but thispego saved you. :)

[bigzak25]

who else? JLhewitt bro.

i get all my urban info from urban dictionary.com. :)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You were almost all banned this morning, but thispego saved you. :)


i didnt post anything this morning though, i just started posting this after noon

[Cant_Be_Faded]

who else? JLhewitt bro.

i get all my urban info from urban dictionary.com. :)


lol
cool site

i just added the alternate definition, said they'd publish it soon :lol