mookie2001
04-15-2005, 04:33 PM
Diminutive male cranium disorder (DMCD) has, until this month, been considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-suspected link between playing shooting guard for the Los Angeles Lakers and unusually small head size has been established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Cranium Disorder Research Organization (DMCDRO). The DMCDRO has conducted an extensive two-year study on Kobe Bryant's diminutive male cranium disorder.
Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration on human cranium research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins University, DMCDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists interested in the study of male cranium disorders and dysfunction. Having identified the genetic disorder linking a small head and having the idea of buying your teenage wife a $4 Million ring (which he will certainly burn in hell for doing). The disorder is also linked to the ability to drive the lane and without being touched and having a foul called on you (as differentiated from actually being fouled), also known as “controlled Jordan wanna-be syndrom” comes about in one when they speak, walk, and copy every Jordan mannerism in order appear a better basketball player.
Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration on human cranium research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins University, DMCDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists interested in the study of male cranium disorders and dysfunction. Having identified the genetic disorder linking a small head and having the idea of buying your teenage wife a $4 Million ring (which he will certainly burn in hell for doing). The disorder is also linked to the ability to drive the lane and without being touched and having a foul called on you (as differentiated from actually being fouled), also known as “controlled Jordan wanna-be syndrom” comes about in one when they speak, walk, and copy every Jordan mannerism in order appear a better basketball player.