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tlongIII
10-21-2009, 10:15 AM
Well my dad and I are interested in the same girl. I have a better chance at her because we go to the same elementary and I have a class with her. The thing is my dad has a car and 5th grade chicks like that. There is no way she would able to stand on the pegs on my bike all the way to th movies. Now I got to hold her hand one time during recess but Mrs. Sanchez made us stop, my dad though has already kissed her twice.
What do you guys think I should do? I stole some of the money my dad keeps in the shoe box under his bed and I bought her some candy and a soda after school and I plan on taking her to see where the wild things are.
I am stuck though because I don't think I stand a chance against my dad because he is so cool.
CosmicCowboy
10-21-2009, 10:19 AM
:lol
stretch
10-21-2009, 10:25 AM
looooooooool
tlongIII
10-21-2009, 10:26 AM
No jokes, please I am serious. I really like her. She always smells like cotton candy or bubble gum
ginobili's bald spot
10-21-2009, 10:31 AM
Clearly the only solution is to murder him.
DAF86
10-21-2009, 10:31 AM
Tell the girl that your dad spends 2/3 of his day spamming an Internet forum with Blazers stuff, that should do the trick.
fraga
10-21-2009, 10:33 AM
Is this your Dad???

http://pictures.deadlycomputer.com/d/32441-2/Pedo+bear.png
sonic21
10-21-2009, 10:34 AM
threesome
BacktoBasics
10-21-2009, 10:37 AM
threesomeAny good father would have set this up.
ginobili's bald spot
10-21-2009, 10:37 AM
No jokes, please I am serious. I really like her. She always smells like cotton candy or bubble gum

Just tell her that your dad is already taken. By his one and only TRUE love http://www.bustedplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/greg-oden.jpg
atxrocker
10-21-2009, 10:39 AM
jury is still out on this troll
ginobili's bald spot
10-21-2009, 10:41 AM
jury is still out on this troll

WTF are you talking about? The verdict has been in since day one. This troll is full of win.
tlongIII
10-21-2009, 10:41 AM
Of course she is a Blazers fan! We go to school with one of Oden's grand kids. What do girls like? I used to pull her hair and trip her and then I bought her candy and pops and even got her a Jo Bros cd. If I have to I will show her my wang. I think it might help since mine is twice the size of my dad's
mrsmaalox
10-21-2009, 10:41 AM
Is the girl's mom single? You could set her up with your dad. No doubt hilarity will ensue.
tlongIII
10-21-2009, 10:44 AM
jury is still out on this troll

troll? Because I am short and have red hair? That's not cool!
tlongIII
10-21-2009, 10:46 AM
Is the girl's mom single? You could set her up with your dad. No doubt hilarity will ensue.


12 is the cut off age for my dad. He says after they hit 13 they start to have a lot of baggage. That's why he likes asian chicks.They could be 30 and still look 12.
I. Hustle
10-21-2009, 11:10 AM
How far is your school from home? Does he pick you up after you get out or do you ride your bike?
tlongII
10-21-2009, 11:17 AM
:rolleyes
I. Hustle
10-21-2009, 11:23 AM
:rolleyes

:lol don't feed the troll dude. You should tell your side of the story to clear things up. Like maybe she hit on you first.
CubanSucks
10-21-2009, 05:48 PM
:rolleyes

:lmao
MiamiHeat
10-21-2009, 10:32 PM
it has to be longer, what a noob
xellos88330
10-21-2009, 10:45 PM
Great read!!! Hilarious!!!

I will play along.

Since your *ahem* dad is into 12 year olds and doesn't like thirteen year olds, tell the girl that your dad will just get rid of her when she is 13.
JamStone
10-21-2009, 11:48 PM
Superman that ho... or tag team that ass.
tlongIII
10-22-2009, 10:57 AM
it has to be longer, what a noob


I bet that's what the girls tell you all the time.
tlongIII
10-22-2009, 11:16 AM
Since your *ahem* dad is into 12 year olds and doesn't like thirteen year olds, tell the girl that your dad will just get rid of her when she is 13.

That's just it, she is 11. His relationships usually don’t last past two years anyway. He always tells me that if that “chinky” mom of mine wouldn’t have gotten pregnant their relationship wouldn’t have lasted the 11 months that it did.
Before we left the house and we kissed the Pritch, the picture of Kevin Pritchard hanging by the front door, he told me that if she was wearing a Hannah Montana t-shirt then it’s game on but if not then she is all mine.
Of course she was wearing a HM shirt. I asked her what made her wear that and she told me that she just grabbed one out of the box my dad has when she snuck out through the window this morning. He keeps a box of HM and Jo Bros t-shirts in his room. I am just stuck and not any real competition for him.
ShoogarBear
10-22-2009, 01:18 PM
:rolleyes

The kid's got really woolly hair though, don't he?
DPG21920
10-22-2009, 06:50 PM
Your dad might take her to the new twilight movie, so you need to plan something big.