Would you break-up your marriage for a slump-buster?

[Kermit]

steve phillips did. and i know that this probably belongs in the baseball forum, but the comments following the blog are club worthy. enjoy.

http://thebiglead.com/?p=25315#comments

[BacktoBasics]

Pussy is pussy. He just did a shitty job of picking the right piece of ass (psycho)

[baseline bum]

http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brookephillips.jpg

:vomit:

Does Budweiser make anything bigger than a 30-pack?

[BacktoBasics]

Dude obviously thought he was playing it safe by picking an ugly. He had the right idea it just backfired.

[Kermit]

backfired would be an understatement. don't think he'll be picking up women at the espn bakery anytime soon.

[DAF86]

http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brookephillips.jpg

:vomit:

Does Budweiser make anything bigger than a 30-pack?

Ladie looks like a dude.

[ginobili's bald spot]

http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brookephillips.jpg

:vomit:

Does Budweiser make anything bigger than a 30-pack?

Wow. He's on TV every night and that's the best he could do? That's just nasty. Even for slump buster standards that's gross.

[mrsmaalox]

:wow Must have been one hell of a slump!

[Trainwreck2100]

when will ugly chicks learn that if a guy spends time with you, it is not your personality, its cause you're easy

[katyon6th]

So, this girl apparently wrote Phillips' wife a letter describing their affair in detail, even pointing out a birthmark on his crotch, after he ended their relationship? How unfortunate. Phillips' is good looking for an older man. Stupid move.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hey, Tom Hanks' best friend from Big is all grown up now!

[jman3000]

Hell hath no fury...

Ex's are absolute gold if you're doing an investigation into someone. I'd say 8/10 times they'll drop bombs and all you gotta do is ask. Fuck... sometimes you don't even have to ask. I've actually seen a woman who wanted to get her cheating husband fired so bad that she was willing to give up any financial assistance he'd be able to provide through child support (he was making a lot of money, and with no job she'd be getting a pittance from him) as long as he was giving the boot. She told us of some things he had done with the corporate account and it all checked out so the dude was fired.

Basically, if you're doing illegal shit and have a girlfriend who knows... treat her very well, never break up with her, and go down on her frequently.

[jman3000]

Also, I'd be willing to bet his wife was a prude and this chick was a super freak. Ugos such as that are always willing to do anything.

[Fpoonsie]

Hey, Tom Hanks' best friend from Big is all grown up now!

:lmao

On top of the assumption that she wouldn't say anything, being an uggo and all, it's common knowledge that what a woman lacks in aesthetic quality, she'll MORE than make up for in energy and enthusiasm.

[mrsmaalox]

Adds more support to B2B's policy about married pussy. The married ones are less likely to kiss and tell.

[Fpoonsie]

Also, I'd be willing to bet his wife was a prude and this chick was a super freak. Ugos such as that are always willing to do anything.

See.

[jman3000]

Adds more support to B2B's policy about married pussy. The married ones are less likely to kiss and tell.

All women are vengeful. It doesn't matter if they're married or not. When you're together everything is tight, but as soon as you lay a hand on her or break up with her, be prepared to have all your shit come out.

[Dex]

:lmao

Dude needs to stop picking up burgers when he's got steak at home.

[Bigzax]

gotta get the hot dumb bitches for extra marital pussy.

type that scratch your car and are done with it.

[Kermit]

:lmao

Dude needs to stop picking up burgers when he's got steak at home.

burgers and steak. that's how he got her to sleep with him in the first place.

[Fpoonsie]

Does anybody have a pic of his wife?

[Kermit]

http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brooke2.jpg

[760Spursfan]

"healthy" girls will do just about everything to keep the guy happy IMHO. She was probably doing what the wifey hadn't done in years. No excuse but unfortunately it happens.

[mrsmaalox]

All women are vengeful. It doesn't matter if they're married or not. When you're together everything is tight, but as soon as you lay a hand on her or break up with her, be prepared to have all your shit come out.

This is not true. I am NOT a vengeful person at all---it's too much work, I'm basically very lazy and it requires much less energy to just walk away from an unpleasant situation. But most people do have a capacity for vengeance, it's part of human nature, we all know this. Which basically means, don't be a dumbass; think less with your dick and be careful who you get involved with!!

[JudynTX]

No

[CubanMustGo]

So, this girl apparently wrote Phillips' wife a letter describing their affair in detail, even pointing out a birthmark on his crotch, after he ended their relationship? How unfortunate. Phillips' is good looking for an older man. Stupid move.

Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/21/brooke-hundley-steve-phil_n_328524.html) has a copy of the letter.

And since when is Darth Vader 5'2"? Looks more like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.

[Kermit]

steve should've fucked her with the lights off. two positives would've come out of that.

[InRareForm]

here is the letter she wrote to the wife

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/13503776/Brooke-Hundley-Letter

[CosmicCowboy]

Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/21/brooke-hundley-steve-phil_n_328524.html) has a copy of the letter.

And since when is Darth Vader 5'2"? Looks more like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.

Holy Shit! That letter was :wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow

Crazy fucking bitch! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"I may only be 22, but I'm not stupid"

:lmao

Now that's rich.

[InRareForm]

police statement from the wifey:

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/2009/10/21/news/media/marni_phillips_statement.pdf

[mrsmaalox]

Wow it's a good thing she wasn't "trying to hurt you" or anything.

[CosmicCowboy]

police statement from the wifey:

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/2009/10/21/news/media/marni_phillips_statement.pdf

Wow!

Even CRAZIER!

[The Franchise]

http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brooke2.jpg

I'm not condoning cheating, but if it's going to happen get someone that is at least on your wife's level (mentally and physically). Why fuck up your marriage for a troll? :nope

[InRareForm]

She looks like a shaved Metallica Roadie

[BacktoBasics]

This will either end in someone's murder or a threesome involving a young girl with cankles.

[thispego]

here is the letter she wrote to the wife

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/13503776/Brooke-Hundley-Letter

lol damn

[BacktoBasics]

Her calves make me hungry for Turkey legs.

[Kermit]

alright everyone. leave andy milonakis alone.

[CosmicCowboy]

Her calves make me hungry for Turkey legs.

:lmao

She probably gives great blumpies.

[The Franchise]

This will either end in someone's murder or a threesome involving a young girl with cankles.

I would lean towards murder. :lol

[BacktoBasics]

I wonder if we can get her to post here.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know who this man is, but I assume he's wealthy? Wife better get in touch with her inner gold digger and get busy! ;)

[Kermit]

I'm not condoning cheating, but if it's going to happen get someone that is at least on your wife's level (mentally and physically). Why fuck up your marriage for a troll? :nope

she was supposed to be posing as...

http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tauntaun.jpg

[thispego]

police statement from the wifey:

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/2009/10/21/news/media/marni_phillips_statement.pdf

:wow

[The Franchise]

I don't know who this man is, but I assume he's wealthy? Wife better get in touch with her inner gold digger and get busy! ;)

Yes this fool is wealthy, which makes this even sadder. Being a man this goes against almost everything I believe in, but I hope she takes this blind bastard for everything he's got.

[CosmicCowboy]

I wonder if we can get her to post here.

The wife or the girlfriend?

You've probably got a better chance of scorin a blumpie off the girlfriend...

[Kermit]

Yes this fool is wealthy, which makes this even sadder. Being a man this goes against almost everything I believe in, but I hope she takes this blind bastard for everything he's got.

considering he's a known philanderer and has done this before, i have zero sympathy for her.

[BacktoBasics]

The wife or the girlfriend?

You've probably got a better chance of scorin a blumpie off the girlfriend...
The girlfriend. I bet we could get her to meltdown.

[mrsmaalox]

considering he's a known philanderer and has done this before, i have zero sympathy for her.

Yea but the kids are innocent and she should make sure they get every red cent she can get her hands on!

[CosmicCowboy]

The girlfriend. I bet we could get her to meltdown.

She is on linkedin...Maybe we could get Assbeigh to sucker her in.

[jman3000]

I knew the wife was a prude. The part where the chick says the wife was trying to force the guy back to mass says it all.

[InRareForm]

is that Mouse?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I knew the wife was a prude. The part where the chick says the wife was trying to force the guy back to mass says it all.

That's assuming we can take Stalker Shrek at her word.

[JamStone]

Well Steve is from Michigan. She's actually pretty decent looking by Michigan standards.

I live in Michigan. FML.

[Kermit]

Well Steve is from Michigan. She's actually pretty decent looking by Michigan standards.

I live in Michigan. FML.

this is true. she would also be a 10 in ohio.

[jman3000]

She probably lets him put it in her butt.

[InRareForm]

She probably lets him put it in her butt.

rawdoggin it too prob

[Thunder Dan]

he wasted away a marriage for her? wow

[PM5K]

.....

[bugoy]

damn shes psycho

[xellos88330]

I wouldn't ruin my marriage for any woman no matter how hot she is. Especially that woman in that pic.

I look at it like this 'It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you go home to eat!'

[Stringer_Bell]

I'm not condoning cheating, but if it's going to happen get someone that is at least on your wife's level (mentally and physically). Why fuck up your marriage for a troll? :nope

YO! YOOOOOOOO!

Now you wait a second, look at how she's cradling that laser gun. She's probably got the touch. The touch meaning she can rock the pocket rocket and know exactly how close you are to orgasm, then slow it down and speed it up to keep the fun going until it's time for that afternoon production meeting. Then she disposes of the evidence in her mouth without spilling. THE TOUCH!

Also, one of the earlier pictaurs makes her look like the kind of dude you'd play ultimate frisbee with on a Saturday with your buddies. This ESPN dude might be gay.

[lil_penny]

Wich ones the girl?

[ploto]

I knew the wife was a prude. The part where the chick says the wife was trying to force the guy back to mass says it all.

So someone who wants to go to church and to therapy to try to save the marriage is automatically a prude?

[JamStone]

I'm not condoning cheating, but if it's going to happen get someone that is at least on your wife's level (mentally and physically). Why fuck up your marriage for a troll? :nope

I don't think you understand the meaning of a "side ho."

While this chick is not attractive, that's pretty much the point. Your side ho is a side---ho. It's pimpin acceptable if you're fucking a fugly if it's only about fucking. Now she doesn't have to be really ugly, but she definitely doesn't need to be on your wife's level, certainly not mentally.

If your side ho is "at least" on your wife's level, or moreover better than your wife and especially if she's hotter and younger, that's when you leave your wife.

[The Gemini Method]

I don't think you understand the meaning of a "side ho."

While this chick is not attractive, that's pretty much the point. Your side ho is a side---ho. It's pimpin acceptable if you're fucking a fugly if it's only about fucking. Now she doesn't have to be really ugly, but she definitely doesn't need to be on your wife's level, certainly not mentally.

If your side ho is "at least" on your wife's level, or moreover better than your wife and especially if she's hotter and younger, that's when you leave your wife.

This.

I'm guessing if it isn't up to par with your wife/gf, then it lessens the burden you feel consciously.

But yo...